Boys only (but gals can observe and post)

Angel —

I was bored so thought i would make a thread for you boys but the rules of the thread are as follows:

Those boys who post must outline their weaknesses..for example, how u boys can overcome being lazy bums.

How to treat gals (this will be useful for those who are gettin married soon) and we will let you knw what the gals think and give u pointers. hint to admin gals like it when men hold the door for them seen as a polite thing.

Final rule:

we girls can post and give any constructive criticism 🙂

hmmm i wonder if anyone is even gona post!

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Angel Sat, 13 Aug 2005 - 23:05

Dumb Men Jokes

Q.) Why are all blonde jokes one-liners?
A.) So men can understand them.

Q.) What is the difference between government bonds and men?
A.) Government bonds mature.

Q.) What's a man's idea of helping with the housework?
A.) Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

Q.) What is the difference between ET and a man?
A.) ET phoned home.

Q.) Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than women?
A.) When it's time to go back to his childhood he is already there.

Q.) Why is it good that there are female astronauts?
A.) When the crew gets lost in space, at least the woman will ask for directions.

MuslimSisLilSis Tue, 16 Aug 2005 - 18:50

SeraphLOL!

MS well done.

I Commend you and an arguement well fought.

Bravo, shutting Omrow up is no easy task.

But nicely done.

the man is obvioulsy a mouse

to think-a mere woman shut him up :roll:

1 Tue, 16 Aug 2005 - 23:27

Hayder Hussainjust another girls thread then aint it. another opportunity for you all to waffle on about 'boys this, boys that, dont do this, hate it when they do that, blah blah blah'.

when does it stop!

lol very true!!!

sunshi9_Kuri Thu, 18 Aug 2005 - 15:59

lol... sori i knw the thread is for guys onli but couldn't resist readin, anhws dnt give me no abuse but girls can also b lazy ( i knw plenty) and they complain to its human nature to do so... :roll:

Seraphim Thu, 18 Aug 2005 - 18:19

MuslimSisLilSiscourse girls be lazy

I'm one of them

BUT boys are less likely to pull their weight cos they are sexist

they consider cleaning a womens job :roll:

Whereas women consider fixing things to be a mans job. :roll:

MuslimSister Thu, 18 Aug 2005 - 21:38

Seraph

Whereas women consider fixing things to be a mans job. :roll:

Yep that’s true.

However, in this example even the physical differences between man and woman prove that men are just made to do the heavy/hard work…lifting/building/fixing etc

Seraphim Sat, 20 Aug 2005 - 11:24

MuslimSisLilSiswomen who do mens job such as lifting/building etc etc become "manly" :twisted:

What they start sitting around with their legs apart and burp loudly after meals?

Dave Mon, 22 Aug 2005 - 02:55

MuslimSisLilSiswomen who do mens job such as lifting/building etc etc become "manly" :twisted:

Yea I really don't like seeing women in the weight room at school. Call me old fashioned but weight rooms are just no place for women.

And it's distracting - I end up trying to show off and do something stupid.

Like my notorious 300lb 2/3 rep max 2 years ago. - I so could have pulled that off if I weren't tired.

Thank God for large helpful russians.

Anyway.

I RECLAIM THIS THREAD IN THE NAME OF MALEDOM

Gentlemen - I have proof this time!

http://www.andrew.cmu.edu/user/ttsujita/girls%20evil.jpg

MuslimSisLilSis Mon, 22 Aug 2005 - 09:56

ur lamo formula does NOT prove why

ALL then famous evil men in history have ALL been MEN

Pharoah-Man-Evil

Hitler-Man-Evil

Bush-Man-Evil

Blair-Man-Evil

AND they were all rich too

hence concluding that ALL rich, MEN are evil

Dave Mon, 22 Aug 2005 - 14:19

MuslimSisLilSisur lamo formula does NOT prove why

ALL then famous evil men in history have ALL been MEN

Pharoah-Man-Evil

Hitler-Man-Evil

Bush-Man-Evil

Blair-Man-Evil

AND they were all rich too

hence concluding that ALL rich, MEN are evil

Let me add same other rich men to the list:

Muhammad
Andrew Carnegie
and
Winston Churchill

Dave Mon, 22 Aug 2005 - 16:26

MuslimSisLilSiswhich Muhammad ?

Our prophet (pbuh)-he was POOR

and feel free to compose a list of evil women MORE evil then the men I've listed above

you'll fail miserably

Hey I thought Muhammad was a businessman - a merchant!

Tellin me he didn't get a little residual income while he was preaching - ya know it IS possible for prophet's to have personal lives too

As for the list of women:

Should I start with Eve?

MuslimSisLilSis Mon, 22 Aug 2005 - 16:33

Dave

Hey I thought Muhammad was a businessman - a merchant!

Tellin me he didn't get a little residual income while he was preaching - ya know it IS possible for prophet's to have personal lives too

As for the list of women:

Should I start with Eve?

he never kept any money for himself-always gave it to the poor

often went hungry for three days in a row

and DONT cuss Eve

she was a good woman-only made one mistake

cos she FORGOT-she was human at the end of the day

she aint no where near the evil men I listed

Dave Mon, 22 Aug 2005 - 16:39

MuslimSisLilSis

Dave

Hey I thought Muhammad was a businessman - a merchant!

Tellin me he didn't get a little residual income while he was preaching - ya know it IS possible for prophet's to have personal lives too

As for the list of women:

Should I start with Eve?

he never kept any money for himself-always gave it to the poor

often went hungry for three days in a row

and DONT cuss Eve

she was a good woman-only made one mistake

cos she FORGOT-she was human at the end of the day

she aint no where near the evil men I listed

Fine then - I'll go this route.

Muhammad was a successful businessman that always gave his money to the poor. Thus the poor were no longer poor due to their steady income. And some of those formerly poor people were men. And since they were always around Muhammad truth stands to reason many of them were early followers and thus the first muslims. And since the first muslims were guided by Muhammad himself they were probably not evil.

Thus all the rich - formerly poor men who followed Muhammad are - by your reasoning - Evil.

And why give you a list of evil women when somebody already wrote a book!

barnesandnoble

20 Points for Dave

Dave Mon, 22 Aug 2005 - 16:45

MuslimSisLilSisRead THIS book

it'll prove that on the whole MORE men are evil then women

lol but my book is all about the most evil WOMEN in history, yours is about the most evil men AND women in history.

Thats 1.5 books against women and .5 books against men.

ha-HAH

Seraphim Mon, 22 Aug 2005 - 18:50

Dave

MuslimSisLilSisRead THIS book

it'll prove that on the whole MORE men are evil then women

lol but my book is all about the most evil WOMEN in history, yours is about the most evil men AND women in history.

Thats 1.5 books against women and .5 books against men.

ha-HAH

lol @ Dave, hitting her with numbers

MuslimSisLilSis Tue, 23 Aug 2005 - 20:16

just watched a programme about how men are getting left behind in society

ever since Britian went to war and women went to work

women are taking over cos unlike men, women can multitask

women are less likely to commit suicide and stress over work

the ONLY pride and joy of men is work

but unemployment is making them depressed

women are taking over-men arent needed no more

Blair has made our society very "feminist"

it was my type of programme 8)

Dave Wed, 24 Aug 2005 - 00:59

Gents,

Will you look at this!? Our thread is being run by girls that insist on rediculous rules that allow them to post in our threads but we can post in theirs!

Are we going to stand for this?

Any men out there that are fed up with this situation - I have a solution

A radical solution.

I am proposing nothing less than an assault on the girl's thread. We'll charge the thread, establish our own conversations - comment on theirs and fill them up with manly propaganda - like meat weighlifting and cars!

WHOS WITH ME?!

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