User login
Author Information
Poll
Why have you visited this website?
To check for updates
11%
Read posts
39%
Contribute to discussions
6%
Share content
3%
Social media brought me here
6%
Tis fate
35%
Total votes: 633
Active forum topics
Recent blog posts
Upcoming Events
- 30 Nov 2024 - 11:30 to 16:30
- 30 Nov 2024 - 11:30 to 16:30
- 7 Dec 2024 - 11:30 to 17:00
- 8 Dec 2024 - 11:30 to 16:30
- 15 Dec 2024 - 11:00 to 16:00
Quick Links
Who's online
There are currently 0 users online.
wow
well done MuslimSister for gob-smacking Omrow!!!
Dumb Men Jokes
Q.) Why are all blonde jokes one-liners?
A.) So men can understand them.
Q.) What is the difference between government bonds and men?
A.) Government bonds mature.
Q.) What's a man's idea of helping with the housework?
A.) Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
Q.) What is the difference between ET and a man?
A.) ET phoned home.
Q.) Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than women?
A.) When it's time to go back to his childhood he is already there.
Q.) Why is it good that there are female astronauts?
A.) When the crew gets lost in space, at least the woman will ask for directions.
LOL!
MS well done.
I Commend you and an arguement well fought.
Bravo, shutting Omrow up is no easy task.
But nicely done.
Back in BLACK
the man is obvioulsy a mouse
to think-a mere woman shut him up :roll:
lol very true!!!
Salam
Furbal doesn't know what she is missing.
Omrow
EXPLAIN
Salam
To see her as a "mere woman."
Tut. Tut.
Omrow
lol... sori i knw the thread is for guys onli but couldn't resist readin, anhws dnt give me no abuse but girls can also b lazy ( i knw plenty) and they complain to its human nature to do so... :roll:
"He who kneels before ALLAH can stand before anyone”
thankyou! finally a woman who can speak some truth!
The Lover is ever drunk with love;
He is free, he is mad,
He dances with ecstasy and delight.
Caught by our own thoughts,
We worry about every little thing,
But once we get drunk on that love,
Whatever will be, will be.
ɐɥɐɥ
course girls be lazy
I'm one of them
BUT boys are less likely to pull their weight cos they are sexist
they consider cleaning a womens job :roll:
Whereas women consider fixing things to be a mans job. :roll:
Back in BLACK
Yep that’s true.
However, in this example even the physical differences between man and woman prove that men are just made to do the heavy/hard work…lifting/building/fixing etc
it depends all on the individual... everyone follows different personality traits... we all cannot b the same.
"He who kneels before ALLAH can stand before anyone”
women who do mens job such as lifting/building etc etc become "manly" :twisted:
What they start sitting around with their legs apart and burp loudly after meals?
Back in BLACK
Yea I really don't like seeing women in the weight room at school. Call me old fashioned but weight rooms are just no place for women.
And it's distracting - I end up trying to show off and do something stupid.
Like my notorious 300lb 2/3 rep max 2 years ago. - I so could have pulled that off if I weren't tired.
Thank God for large helpful russians.
Anyway.
I RECLAIM THIS THREAD IN THE NAME OF MALEDOM
Gentlemen - I have [i]proof[/i] this time!
[img]http://www.andrew.cmu.edu/user/ttsujita/girls%20evil.jpg[/img]
ur lamo formula does NOT prove why
ALL then famous evil men in history have ALL been MEN
Pharoah-Man-Evil
Hitler-Man-Evil
Bush-Man-Evil
Blair-Man-Evil
AND they were all rich too
hence concluding that ALL rich, MEN are evil
Let me add same other rich men to the list:
Muhammad
Andrew Carnegie
and
Winston Churchill
which Muhammad ?
Our prophet (pbuh)-he was POOR
and feel free to compose a list of evil women MORE evil then the men I've listed above
you'll fail miserably
Hey I thought Muhammad was a businessman - a merchant!
Tellin me he didn't get a little residual income while he was preaching - ya know it IS possible for prophet's to have personal lives [i]too[/i]
As for the list of women:
Should I start with Eve?
he never kept any money for himself-always gave it to the poor
often went hungry for three days in a row
and DONT cuss Eve
she was a good woman-only made one mistake
cos she FORGOT-she was human at the end of the day
she aint no where near the evil men I listed
Fine then - I'll go this route.
Muhammad was a successful businessman that always gave his money to the poor. Thus the poor were no longer poor due to their steady income. And some of those formerly poor people were men. And since they were always around Muhammad truth stands to reason many of them were early followers and thus the first muslims. And since the first muslims were guided by Muhammad himself they were probably not evil.
Thus all the rich - formerly poor men who followed Muhammad are - by your reasoning - Evil.
And why give you a list of evil women when somebody already wrote a book!
[url=http://search.barnesandnoble.com/booksearch/isbnInquiry.asp?endeca=1&isb...
20 Points for Dave
Read [url=http://a1204.g.akamai.net/7/1204/1401/04121009011/images.barnesandnoble.... book
it'll prove that on the whole MORE men are evil then women
lol but my book is all about the most evil WOMEN in history, yours is about the most evil men AND women in history.
Thats 1.5 books against women and .5 books against men.
ha-HAH
lol @ Dave, hitting her with numbers
Back in BLACK
just watched a programme about how men are getting left behind in society
ever since Britian went to war and women went to work
women are taking over cos unlike men, women can multitask
women are less likely to commit suicide and stress over work
the ONLY pride and joy of men is work
but unemployment is making them depressed
women are taking over-men arent needed no more
Blair has made our society very "feminist"
it was my type of programme
so basicly every1s complainin about their nails and are worried about what they're gonna wear.
Back in BLACK
Gents,
Will you look at this!? [i]Our[/i] thread is being run by girls that insist on rediculous rules that allow them to post in our threads but we can post in theirs!
Are we going to stand for this?
Any men out there that are fed up with this situation - I have a solution
A radical solution.
I am proposing nothing less than an assault on the girl's thread. We'll charge the thread, establish our own conversations - comment on theirs and fill them up with manly propaganda - like meat weighlifting and cars!
WHOS WITH ME?!
aye!
i already done it a lil tho
The Lover is ever drunk with love;
He is free, he is mad,
He dances with ecstasy and delight.
Caught by our own thoughts,
We worry about every little thing,
But once we get drunk on that love,
Whatever will be, will be.
ɐɥɐɥ
Pages