Good news Omrow!

[quote=Omrow]Pram pushers are neither real men nor proper lovers. They are mice.[/quote]

Fortunately, there is a solution for this.

[video:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doWOdB1d0mg]

^^^ 😂

I was on the job centre website yesterday and i came across this job which is right up Omrow's street.

[quote]
Job Title: ELVES

Description: Customer service experience or working with children is preferred, but not essential. As an Elf you will be required to wear a full Elf costume and remain in character at all times. You will meet and greet children and their families, take them into see Santa, take photographs, work on the till, monitor queues and refill Santas toys sacks. Uniform will be provided by the employer. Successful applicants are required to provide an enhanced disclosure. Employer will meet disclosure expenses. [/quote]

:badgrin:

[quote=Seraphim][quote=Naz]^^^ 😂

you can tell your gonna be one of those over protective fathers. Not a good thing. [/quote]

Lol, cant help it. :oops:

I did that with my nephew. The first time i held him, i refused to give him up and growled at every1 who tried haha. :badgrin:

@Courage: I dont think anyone could keep my at bay[/quote]

Put down the baby and step away slowly 😂

And stop growling your probably scaring the poor thing.

Theyr always cute and lovely when they cant walk and talk but once they start walking thats it youve had it lol.

My niece is coming next week for a week, shes going to be 3 months nearly, shes soo gorg mashallah! I cant wait to see her, shes just soo alert and babies are soo adorable, she looks beautiful when shes hugging her dolly....

Man pushing a pram is not feminine!

If you want to p off any new parent, just mention how surprised you are between the resemblance of the new born and ET.

Surprisingly effective.

I'm marrying a pram pusher on a very decent income.

Interesting enough, it took a considerate, calm natured, pram pusher to rid me of my most of my feminist ideologies.

Salam

[quote=MuslimSister]I'm marrying a pram pusher on a very decent income.
[/quote]

Oh no.

God help the new couple!

A good wage may keep a wife distracted for a few years from the vice of pram pushing.

Omrow

[quote=Seraphim]

@Courage: I dont think anyone could keep my at bay[/quote]

You want to put that to the test {arms himself}?

[quote=Angelic]My niece is coming next week for a week, shes going to be 3 months nearly, shes soo gorg mashallah! I cant wait to see her, shes just soo alert and babies are soo adorable, she looks beautiful when shes hugging her dolly....

Man pushing a pram is not feminine! [/quote]

:? Since when do 3 month babies hug dolls?

My little cousin is 4 months and whatever you give her she puts it in her mouth and chews on it.

Isnt it a bit dangerous to be giving a 3 month baby a doll? what if she starts to chew on the hair? If its one of those bald dolls then its ok i suppose.

[quote=Naz]If its one of those bald dolls then its ok i suppose. [/quote]

That reminded me of my old Phil Collins doll. Those were the days...

[quote=Courage][quote=Seraphim]

@Courage: I dont think anyone could keep my at bay[/quote]

You want to put that to the test {arms himself}?
[/quote]
Salaam

You're a dude? No way!

[quote=Dawud][quote=Courage][quote=Seraphim]

@Courage: I dont think anyone could keep my at bay[/quote]

You want to put that to the test {arms himself}?
[/quote]
Salaam

You're a dude? No way![/quote]

LMAO

[quote=Dawud][quote=Courage][quote=Seraphim]

@Courage: I dont think anyone could keep my at bay[/quote]

You want to put that to the test {arms himself}?
[/quote]
Salaam

You're a dude? No way![/quote]

Yeah, I AM a dude. You got a problem with that, have you been thinking I'm a girl. Dawud, mate, you're gnna wish that you'd never been born! Muhauahahahahahahahaah!

Salam

I think that it now ought to be abundantly manefest to
everyone that names can be very important part of ones indentity.

We have here some well meaning members who fell for the wrong personalities.

Sumaiya thought that Naz was a big fat boy.

Dawud assumed that Courage was an old woman.

From these examples, and many others similar instances,
one can see how some people choose names in order to confuse innocent people.

Therefore, I suggest to women that they select girly names, and stop trying to be tomboys.

And to the men, I say, please dont be sissies. Go for names suited to males.

Omrow

I think Omrow should start first.

[quote=Omrow]Salam

Carrying your child on your back?

Only monkeys carry their babies on their backs.

Men who do the same need to be given time to evolve into real men.

They are still chimps.

Omrow

[/quote]

I asked my to be about pram pushing, baby carriers and whats not. With all my haya and modesty, He is THE MAN. Seriously. He doesnt mind pushing prams etc. So your entire argument has fallen through Omrow.

Salam

Amal thinks his brother is THE MAN.

I am assuming Amal asked his brother.

One ought to learn to do research in an objective manner.

Asking pram pushers is not going to help anyone find the truth about wimps.

Pram pushers ARE wimps!!

Its like asking President Bush if illegal invasion of Iraq was a bad thing.

Ofcourse he is going to deny it. Do you expect any other reply!!

Omrow

[quote=Omrow]Salam

Amal thinks his brother is THE MAN.

I am assuming Amal asked his brother.

One ought to learn to do research in an objective manner.

Asking pram pushers is not going to help anyone find the truth about wimps.

Pram pushers ARE wimps!!

Its like asking President Bush if illegal invasion of Iraq was a bad thing.

Ofcourse he is going to deny it. Do you expect any other reply!!

Omrow

[/quote]

So, going by your own argument that one ought to learn to do research in an objective manner, Omrow, your own sentiments on pushing prams are useless.

(and, to make it clear to others, no, I didnt ask my brother.)

Amal is a girl.

[quote=Courage][quote=Dawud][quote=Courage][quote=Seraphim]

@Courage: I dont think anyone could keep my at bay[/quote]

You want to put that to the test {arms himself}?
[/quote]
Salaam

You're a dude? No way![/quote]

Yeah, I AM a dude. You got a problem with that, have you been thinking I'm a girl. Dawud, mate, you're gnna wish that you'd never been born! Muhauahahahahahahahaah![/quote]

I shouldnt laugh but i cant help it 😂
im sorry its just too funny 😂 😂 😂

[quote=Omrow]
Sumaiya thought that Naz was a big fat boy. [/quote]

Actually sumiya thought I was a bloke and you said I was fat. Get it right!

Ive never been called fat before. Thank you for the compliment, it makes a change from being called anorexic.

[quote=Omrow] Therefore, I suggest to women that they select girly names, and stop trying to be tomboys.[/quote]

Make me :p

Salam

[quote=Seraphim]Amal is a girl.[/quote]

Jesus H. Christ !!

I think she ought to transform "himself" into a he.

Omrow

Maybe you should return to playing with your cute little dolls.

[quote=wednesday]
*Ya'qub: when does syria have their weekend? is it thursday and friday?[/quote]

Friday and Saturday.

It feels so weird not having to go back to work after Jummah prayer!

And also saying 'Oh no! Not Sunday morning!'

I'm not quite used to it yet.

Are you teaching English there? How old are your students and what language do you teach them in?

More importantly, have you seen any pram pushers there?

Salam

Prams are acceptable as a product.

They were orginally designed for women to push their babies in.

Why on earth do men use them!!

It reflects badly on a man to be seen pushing a pram.

It makes him look weak - not able to carry his child.

Omrow

[quote=Omrow]Salam

Prams are acceptable as a product.

They were orginally designed for women to push their babies in.

Why on earth do men use them!!

It reflects badly on a man to be seen pushing a pram.

It makes him look weak - not able to carry his child.

Omrow

[/quote]

Not necessarily - thats stereotypical
i dont think theres nothing wrong with a man pushing a pram - what if he has a fat fat baby and he has to climb up 4 hills to get to his house lol?

[quote=xSmurfy786x][quote=Omrow]Salam

Prams are acceptable as a product.

They were orginally designed for women to push their babies in.

Why on earth do men use them!!

It reflects badly on a man to be seen pushing a pram.

It makes him look weak - not able to carry his child.

Omrow

[/quote]

Not necessarily - thats stereotypical
i dont think theres nothing wrong with a man pushing a pram - what if he has a fat fat baby and he has to climb up 4 hills to get to his house lol?
[/quote]

4 hills!! Where does he live Everest?

[quote=Seraphim][quote=xSmurfy786x][quote=Omrow]Salam

Prams are acceptable as a product.

They were orginally designed for women to push their babies in.

Why on earth do men use them!!

It reflects badly on a man to be seen pushing a pram.

It makes him look weak - not able to carry his child.

Omrow

[/quote]

Not necessarily - thats stereotypical
i dont think theres nothing wrong with a man pushing a pram - what if he has a fat fat baby and he has to climb up 4 hills to get to his house lol?
[/quote]

4 hills!! Where does he live Everest? [/quote]

Lol, come to sheffield, hilliest city around 🙂
were built on 7 hills or sumthing like that - roads are all up and down.. my primary school was on top of a hill, and to get there i had to go up 1 hill, down another, then up two lol

hmmm

Sheffield holds no attraction for me.