What do you offer?

jeopardy time.

Imagine a world that is overcrowded. By one individual.

Out of the billions of people out there one must be killed.

And its your turn on the stand. What do you offer now, or in the future that would get the noose off you neck?

Other than the fact that I'm [b]not[/b] George Bush?

Don't just do something! Stand there.

no, what do YOU offer? Not what what others don't offer.

This is supposed to be a potentially positive topic. Focus on your own good rather than someone elses bad.

"For too long, we have been a passively tolerant society, saying to our citizens 'as long as you obey the law, we will leave you alone'" - David Cameron, UK Prime Minister. 13 May 2015.

You wrote:
Focus on your own good rather than someone elses bad.

But that's not as fun!

Should boasting be encouraged?

Don't just do something! Stand there.

wednesday wrote:
Stand back and observe?

Tha's my job!

I really do think the question is really a good one. What do we offer? what do we take? how do we justify our existence except by the answer that "we exist - there is no need for any further justification".

"For too long, we have been a passively tolerant society, saying to our citizens 'as long as you obey the law, we will leave you alone'" - David Cameron, UK Prime Minister. 13 May 2015.

wednesday wrote:
What do we have to offer as WHAT? human? muslims? realtives? what?

He's basically saying what would you say to convince them that you're worth keeping alive.
As in whats so great about you? That you deserve to live.

How am i doing so far?

Back in BLACK

You wrote:
wednesday wrote:
Stand back and observe?

Tha's my job!

I really do think the question is really a good one. What do we offer? what do we take? how do we justify our existence except by the answer that "we exist - there is no need for any further justification".

Couldn't you give an example of the sort of thing you want, perhaps by giving us YOUR justification?

Don't just do something! Stand there.

Anything. That would mean you are useful or potentially useful to someone is some way that may be enough to stop you from being the one person being exterminated.

Me - I can probably make another moderate quality website. Maybe the survivors (everyone bar one) will instead of doing work and being useful want to just sit and chat on some web forums?

"For too long, we have been a passively tolerant society, saying to our citizens 'as long as you obey the law, we will leave you alone'" - David Cameron, UK Prime Minister. 13 May 2015.

Seraphim wrote:
wednesday wrote:
What do we have to offer as WHAT? human? muslims? realtives? what?

He's basically saying what would you say to convince them that you're worth keeping alive.
As in whats so great about you? That you deserve to live.

How am i doing so far?

Bang on.

You could be the voice over guy. Always useful when the scripting is not going too well.

"For too long, we have been a passively tolerant society, saying to our citizens 'as long as you obey the law, we will leave you alone'" - David Cameron, UK Prime Minister. 13 May 2015.

I bring the gift of child-like laughter.

hehehehehehehe

(hows that?)

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much better.

Now can someone raise the childhood laughter with something better?

"For too long, we have been a passively tolerant society, saying to our citizens 'as long as you obey the law, we will leave you alone'" - David Cameron, UK Prime Minister. 13 May 2015.

I can't think of anything that I can do that others can't already do better. Sorry.

Don't just do something! Stand there.

That does not rule you out. A bike needs two wheels. A (four-wheeled) car needs four.

What do you offer? it does not have to be the best, just something good.

"For too long, we have been a passively tolerant society, saying to our citizens 'as long as you obey the law, we will leave you alone'" - David Cameron, UK Prime Minister. 13 May 2015.

I'm good at starting things and not seeing them through til the end. If we can find someone who is good at finishing things but is too lazy to start anything on their own, we'll make a perfect team!

Don't just do something! Stand there.

Deal!

"For too long, we have been a passively tolerant society, saying to our citizens 'as long as you obey the law, we will leave you alone'" - David Cameron, UK Prime Minister. 13 May 2015.

Yeah but if we can only keep one of you, which one of you do we kill?

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You wrote:
And its your turn on the stand. What do you offer now, or in the future that would get the noose off you neck?

My heart.

And if you decide that I have to die, don't hang me. Just give a few minutes to compose myself then do something quick.

p.s. If you don't wait for me to compose myself I may refuse to die and kill you instead.

Gentleness and kindness were never a part of anything except that it made it beautiful, and harshness was never a part of anything except that it made it ugly.

Through cheating, stealing, and lying, one may get required results but finally one becomes

Ya'qub wrote:
I can't think of anything that I can do that others can't already do better. Sorry.

Just a shame that being pedantic ain't seen as a good thing Lol .

Gentleness and kindness were never a part of anything except that it made it beautiful, and harshness was never a part of anything except that it made it ugly.

Through cheating, stealing, and lying, one may get required results but finally one becomes

There are logical issues with the scenario, such as the likelihood that so many people would have been born and others died in the time it would take to ask everyone to justify themselves and compare the answers as to make the exercise pointless, but in any event the question is good food for thought. I won't be so bold as to suggest an answer here. Admin, you're own answer isn't very serious!

  • It can never be satisfied, the mind, never. -- Wallace Stevens