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[quote="Enver"]

I'd sum it up in 6 words but you should here it for yourself first.[/quote]

You can sum it up in six words? :?:

But yeah send it to me if you don't mind. Tawakul in Allah is a deep topic.

Its very difficult for me to draw the line between "trust in Allah but also tie your camel".

Not a major fan of school right now, swamped with work and I managed to get myself into a little bit of trouble - getting skepticism from the school's protestant ecumenical council for "being too respectful of muslims" at school.

There is this riff between the PEC and SIA (student islamic association) which was caused by a series of interfaith debates. Unfortunately the results alienated the SIA - not entirely unrighteously - to such an extent I felt it necessary to "heal the rift" so to speak.

lol unfortunately in the mean time as part of mobilizing the PEC for the debates they have moved a little further to the right than I had wanted.

This is what I get for being competitive!

Fortunately I can count on my friends in both organizations to sit back and watch me roast while laughing at every opportunity - especially husayn who i'm pretty confident is reading this and possibly is a forum member.

Laugh it up, I hope you choke.

Added to this i've got an incalculable amount of work to do and very little time to do it.

School is horrible... horrible and cold.

How's stuff going for everybody this semester?

[quote="Constantine"]
School is horrible... horrible and cold.

How's stuff going for everybody this semester?[/quote]

i have done most of my work, have a presentation tomorrow and then one on monday and lastly an essay in for friday next week (still to start) after that semester ends, finally 😃

but downside exams in january....i realy have to study very very hard this year as i want an excellant degree, i am thinkin of get my sis to ban my net access for a whole month :shock: i'll buy a laptop in january but will get the net on to it after exams...

I cant wait till next friday, six weeks off uni!!!!!!

sorry dave, but i need someone to laugh at........

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

this seemester has gone bad, really bad

but i think after the xmas holz, i need a major shake-up....[size=7]and possibly a ban from here[/size]

1 assignment and 1 portfolio for january, 3 courseworks in the same week for febuary, 1 in march and the rest of the year exams

bohhoooo

oh yeh and i forgot to add i got an essay to hand in for 9th of january philosophy (my fav subject :roll: ) why do they give u an essay deadline 10 days before your first exam! shockin

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[size=26]It's my birthday* today! [/size]

😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃
[size=14]
So, where's my presents? [/size]

[size=7]*Revival birthday[/size]

[quote="Enver"][size=26]It's my birthday* today! [/size]

😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃
[size=14]
So, where's my presents? [/size]

[size=7]*Revival birthday[/size][/quote]
lol wasnt ur countdown in one of the 'Revival reminiscence' threads?

[quote="Enver"][size=26]It's my birthday* today! [/size]

😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃
[size=14]
So, where's my presents? [/size]

[size=7]*Revival birthday[/size][/quote]

happy b'day :evil: :roll: ok since its your b'day here's a smile 😃

[quote="Angel"] here's a smile :D[/quote]

Ahh thanks.

I couldn't have hoped for anything more.

[size=5]Especially not from you. [/size]

Salam

[quote="Enver"]It's my birthday* today![/quote]

So, how old the moron now ?

And, is he getting dum and dumer, with every new year.

Omrow

[quote="Aasiyah"]lol wasnt ur countdown in one of the 'Revival reminiscence' threads?[/quote]

I lost track of the countdown after the first 2 days.

[quote="Omrow"]Salam

So, how old the moron now. And is he getting any wiser now ?

Omrow[/quote]

I can't say.

Not unless you give me your date of birth.

I see. I will take that as a yes.

[quote="Enver"][quote="Angel"] here's a smile :D[/quote]

Ahh thanks.

I couldn't have hoped for anything more.

[size=5]Especially not from you. [/size][/quote]

:evil: still getin your prezzie ready, patience i am at uni at the mo wont get home till 5pm, u should have ur present by 9pm latest.

[quote="Angel"][quote="Enver"][quote="Angel"] here's a smile :D[/quote]

Ahh thanks.

I couldn't have hoped for anything more.

[size=5]Especially not from you. [/size][/quote]

:evil: still getin your prezzie ready, patience i am at uni at the mo wont get home till 5pm, u should have ur present by 9pm latest.[/quote]

im sure he'll get a real [b]BANG[/b] out of it... {seraph laugh manicly}

[quote="Seraph"]

im sure he'll get a real [b]BANG[/b] out of it... {seraph laugh manicly}[/quote]

:oops: i forgot bout that!

Seraph what u talkin bout, i dunno whats so funny bout that :?

[quote="Angel"][quote="Seraph"]

im sure he'll get a real [b]BANG[/b] out of it... {seraph laugh manicly}[/quote]

:oops: i forgot bout that!

Seraph what u talkin bout, i dunno whats so funny bout that :?[/quote]

jeez...

i bet Dave gets it.

Scots... no sense of humour.

[quote="Seraph"]

jeez...

i bet Dave gets it.

Scots... no sense of humour.[/quote]

can u please explain that joke, pretty please?

[quote="Angel"][quote="Seraph"]

jeez...

i bet Dave gets it.

Scots... no sense of humour.[/quote]

can u please explain that joke, pretty please?[/quote]

Nope... never mind...

if you dont get it,

xplaining it you just kills the funnies. :roll:

[quote="Seraph"]
Nope... never mind...

if you dont get it,

xplaining it you just kills the funnies. :roll:[/quote]

NO! i wana know what was so funny about that please...dave u wana explain?

[quote="Angel"][quote="Seraph"]
Nope... never mind...

if you dont get it,

xplaining it you just kills the funnies. :roll:[/quote]

NO! i wana know what was so funny about that please...dave u wana explain?[/quote]

no no... stick to bangles and glittery sandles.

[quote="Seraph"][quote="Angel"][quote="Seraph"]
Nope... never mind...

if you dont get it,

xplaining it you just kills the funnies. :roll:[/quote]

NO! i wana know what was so funny about that please...dave u wana explain?[/quote]

no no... stick to bangles and glittery sandles.[/quote]

oooooo i aint a fan of "glittery" sandles, welcome to the real world, i think they are out of fashion :roll:

wot?

Are you saying there actually are glittery sandles?

I was just kidding but thats just sad.

wots wit women and their shoes...??

never will understand.

[quote="Seraph"]wot?

Are you saying there actually are glittery sandles?

I was just kidding but thats just sad.

wots wit women and their shoes...??

never will understand.[/quote]

Depends what your definion of "glittery" is, you men can never define "glitter" as "glitter" its always somethin else, but neway glittery sandals are out....

salaam

Last month, a world-wide survey was conducted by the UN.

The only question asked was... "Would you please give your
honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of
the world?"

The survey was a huge failure because...

In Africa they didn't know what "food" means.

In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" means.

In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" means.

In China they didn't know what "opinion" means.

In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" means.

In South America they didn't know what "please" means.

In the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" means

[quote="Saadia Khan"]salaam

Last month, a world-wide survey was conducted by the UN.

The only question asked was... : "Would you please give your
honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of
the world?"

The survey was a huge failure because...:

In Africa they didn't know what "food" means.

In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" means.

In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" means.

In China they didn't know what "opinion" means.

In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" means.

In South America they didn't know what "please" means.

In the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" means[/quote]

That would be so funny, if it wasn't for the possibility that it is probably true as well. :roll:

ohhh man soo true

sooo so true

I dont regard it as being funny that the people of africe dont know what "food" means

Saadia i dont think they find that part funny

but the way the joke was told was funny, but in a serious way

and its true

very true