I don't usually look at silly forwarded emails, but this is a little funny IMO.
Give it a go and post your answer.
You know you want to.
Just try it.
Now.
Please.
aa-G'wan.
This is fun! - type out the sentence you end up with, in the subject line and forward to your friends...also, send it back to the person
that sent it to you. DON'T LEAVE ME HANGING ALONE.Pick the month you were born:
January------I kicked
February-----I loved
March---------I karate chopped
April-----------I licked
May-----------I jumped on
June----------I smelled
July-----------I did the Macarena With
August-------I had lunch with
September---I danced with
October------I sang to
November----I yelled at
December----I ran overPick the day (number) you were born on
1- ------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15 -------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18---- ---a spoon
19------- a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a surfer
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guyPick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White--------because I'm cool like that
Black---------because that's how I roll
Pink----------because I'm NOT crazy
Red----------because the voices told me to
Blue----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I think I need some serious help
Purple--------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange -------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway
Brown--------because I can.
Other---------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can 't control myself
it isnt funny and it wasnt fun
To be beautiful is to expect nothing in return.
Salaam
Okay Ya'qub, I'll habve your birthday beats ready for October 24th!
Gentleness and kindness were never a part of anything except that it made it beautiful, and harshness was never a part of anything except that it made it ugly.
Through cheating, stealing, and lying, one may get required results but finally one becomes
Don't just do something! Stand there.
I mugged an old lady because she was looking bling but there was nothing of consequence in her handbag.
[size=10]The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.[/size]
[size=9]Bertrand Russell (1872 - 1970)[/size]
I kicked a smurf because Big Bird said to and he's my leader/because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
I smelled a ninja because the voice told me to :?
No not the gum drop buttons! – Gingy
[color=indigo][b]I sang to a banana because I'm AWESOME![/b][/color]