Top 10 attributes of Lazy people

lol whats number 2?

There are 10 types of people in this world. Those that understand binary and those that don't.

Lazy ppl will always be lazy.
No matter what you tell them or how hard you try they will always be lazy
because their laziness will always get in the way.
They are born lazy ppl, who lead a lazy life and therefore will die a lazy death.
lazy ppl however cannot see this because they they are lazy.
Lazy ppl also do not have a sense of humour as a result of their laziness.
These lazy ppl are not to blame, rather their laziness is
In conclusion lazy ppl will always be lazy!

I think I have a sense of humour. weird and warped it may be, but I think exists.

I also admit to being lazy.

I think the problem is more fundamental. For all time we have been trying to understand mankind and what drives us. you see it is rather simple. to find out the truth we have to look into the root words of "mankind". they are "Mank" and "Ind". What do they mean? no one knows. Thus we will never understand mankind.

"mankind" is just a term made up by man himself, hence why one cannot begin to understand what the term "mankind" encompasses. If "mankind" is not motivated by absolutely anything then there is something seriously wrong with "mankind" himself.

what website are you copying this from!

Im lazy, but lazy death and no sense of humour?! dont think so!

mine are all semi-original. Except the first gag. And the second. And the third. but the last two were from the top of my head. Things I read aaaages ago.

the fourth could have been original, but I could not think of anything.

[quote="Sirus"]what website are you copying this from!

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I meant her, not you

[quote="Sirus"]what website are you copying this from!

Im lazy, but lazy death and no sense of humour?! dont think so![/quote]

They are not from a website. Its from observing lazy ppl. Lazyiness is not a way of life rather a habit that some ppl just cant break or are not willing to because they are too scared of change.

[color=indigo][b]Lazy death :?

How can someone die a lazy death?[/b][/color]

[quote="Noor"][color=indigo][b]Lazy death :?

How can someone die a lazy death?[/b][/color][/quote]

your about to die but you dont do anything about it coz u cant be bothered?

[color=indigo][b]How can you stop yourself from dying?[/b][/color]

basically ur too lazy to anything bout it

lol you cant do anything to stop death, so how can u be too lazy to do anything about it?

causes of death are just execuses for the return back to Allah swt

[color=indigo][b]exactly[/b][/color]

say for example your choking on something but a lazy person will be too lazy to call out to somebody or dial 999 coz they are too lazy lol. The Qu'ran states that one should try to save themselves where possible. Lazy ppl are therefore sinning because they are too darn lazy to anything lol

[color=indigo][b]i doubt such lazy people exist[/b][/color]

[quote="Noor"][color=indigo][b]i doubt such lazy people exist[/b][/color][/quote]

me too.

a non-lazy person will dial 999, ambulance will be late, doctors unable to revive him, and he will still die

theres one on this forum....admin lol

-When you eat out instead of making something at home.

-You get your sisters to text/answer your phone (and speak on your behalf and pretend its you).

-You don’t look for your compact mirror, and when you want to check yourself, you take a picture on your camera phone.

-You wait for the little kids to go to the kitchen for something and then ask them to get you a drink

-You buy ‘mixed fruit’ juices/smoothies to get your ‘five a day’ cos you cant be bothered to cut and peel the fruit yourself.

-Suddenly you WANT tea, only cos someone else is making it.

-You never run for the house phone – you know someone else will get it (but that’s cos I know its never for me).

-The ‘gifted and talented kids’ are ‘in charge’ of your PowerPoint presentations for teaching....and your register.

It’s weird though…I don’t actually consider myself a lazy person. My shortcuts are usually cos I’m too exhausted/busy most evenings to do stuff myself. I’m just good at delegating to the little ones 😃

besides the first and the second-to-last one, none of them apply to me

does that mean im not lazy? :?

No, everyone is lazy is different ways.

The ones I listed above are not 'generic qualities' of lazy people.

Not picking up after yourself (cooking, cleaning, washing etc etc) is a classic lazy trait.

[quote="MuslimSister"]No, everyone is lazy is different ways.

The ones I listed above are not 'generic qualities' of lazy people.

Not picking up after yourself (cooking, cleaning, washing etc etc) is a classic lazy trait.[/quote]

I think im getting less lazier anyways. I swept up today on my own motion, i dont sleep that much.....yet i still known as the lazy one :?

[quote="Admin"]1. They never complete what they started.[/quote]

Boom Boom Tsh!

[quote="Naz"]lol what's number 2?[/quote]

Doh!

They have the ability to be unlazy and super-active if someone makes them angry enough. Or they become passionate about something.

Case in point, Isaac Newton. Quite lazy in class, a bully got him mad, this catalysed the potential of Newton and helped him become really academic.

[quote="Dawud"]

Case in point, Isaac Newton. Quite lazy in class, a bully got him mad, this catalysed the potential of Newton and helped him become really academic.[/quote]

Are you trying to imply that im a bully? :evil:

[quote="Dawud"][quote="Admin"]1. They never complete what they started.[/quote]

Boom Boom Tsh!

[quote="Naz"]lol what's number 2?[/quote]

Doh!

They have the ability to be unlazy and super-active if someone makes them angry enough. Or they become passionate about something.

Case in point, Isaac Newton. Quite lazy in class, a bully got him mad, this catalysed the potential of Newton and helped him become really academic.[/quote]

Brother Dood, long tym no see or hear...spread the love 8)

I sometimes ring people on their mobiles... when they're only downstairs coz i cant be a$$d to get up go down 2 flights of stairs and speak to them and then go back up another 2 flights of stairs....

it too much exercise...

and if i want exercise i'll get a gym membership...

to which i'll never go coz im too lazy.