salaam
no fatwas pls...
they're just jokes:-)
enjoy
wasalaam
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The best "Islamic Pick-up Lines"!!.
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"I'd like to be more than just your brother in Islam."
"Will my platinum VISA cover your dowry?"
"You can't play basketball with a jilbab on, marry me, and we will go
one-on-one our entire life."
"Muslims are supposed to have many children, and I am willing to do my
part..."
"Assalamualaikum, so what time does a Hoor Al-3ayn like you have to be back in Jannah?"
So, read any good Surahs lately?
Do you believe in the hereafter? Oh you do? Then you know what I'm
hereafter.
Lets get married so I don't have to lower my gaze every time you walk in
the room.
[b]this is the best one:
Your father must be a terrorist, because you're da BOMB! [/b]
Would you like to help me wake up for Fajr?
Do you wanna date? I bought a box full when I went to Madinah.
That's a nice burqa. Can I talk you out of it?
I need to break my fast. Can I have a date?
I didn’t trip over my robe, I fell for you.
I know Halal meat does a body good, but damn, how much you been eatin'?!
"After seeing you, the first thing I said was Mashallah. The next was
Inshallah!"
"Baby, someone needs to chop off your right hand because you stole my
heart."
I'm not staring, I'm just enjoying my first and only allowed look.
Can I have a picture of you so I can show my daddy what I want for Eid!
"Tell Hazrat Gibrail I said watup, cuz u'z an angel!"
Hey, you free this weekend? I got two tickets to Jennah...wanna come with?
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And my personal favourite!!!! [/b]
Are you a Shiite? Because when I saw you, I said to myself, "She
Aiight!!!"
Thats a good one that
asalam walikum
i was having such a rotten day but when i read these i couldnt stop laughin sum of them are just hilarious. Thank you for putting a smile on my face revival editor
No not the gum drop buttons! – Gingy
I didn't find that amuzing bro Admin. That was very nasty of you!
Ayatollah rightly named America as "Great Satan".
www.presstv.ir
Brother, everyone is entitled to their own opinion!!
I personally found it pretty amusing and cannot remember the last time that i laughed so much!!
As you can see from the above quote, Charles said they're just jokes and a bit of fun!!
You might not like them but others, like me, do. So just take a chill pill!!
i agree with habba they were a good laugh. You need to chill out malik!
No not the gum drop buttons! – Gingy
That's the Revival Editor, Admin is someone else.
i was thinking the same thing what has poor admin done its the revivial editor that put the post up. Malik i think you owe admin an apology.
No not the gum drop buttons! – Gingy
Lol, they were funny!
Mr Ed that is SO year2000
i saw that years ago
ur just a bit slow in picking such stuff up
btw i dare u to put that in the mag :twisted:
You Mean Bro 'Ed, not Bro Admin. (I think)
I thought they were in poor taste too... gutter humour should stay in the gutter...
"For too long, we have been a passively tolerant society, saying to our citizens 'as long as you obey the law, we will leave you alone'" - David Cameron, UK Prime Minister. 13 May 2015.
i found em funny
but its obvious these were written by someone knowledgeble in islam
someone who knows their stuff
it was pretty accurate
You sure?
"For too long, we have been a passively tolerant society, saying to our citizens 'as long as you obey the law, we will leave you alone'" - David Cameron, UK Prime Minister. 13 May 2015.
It was written by an American.
not taking a 'second look' - lowering the gaze
hoor in paradise
hazrat Gibrail
mashallah/inshallah used correctly
obvioulsy a muslim wrote this-someone who knows their stuff
It's not really deep concepts. I would expect almost everyone to know this stuff.
Not as if it's going into any details. The devil is always in the detiail. Most people will know the vague concepts.
The onyl thing to me showing the person knew what they were talking about is the translitteration (the number 3), but that could be just a linguist.
"For too long, we have been a passively tolerant society, saying to our citizens 'as long as you obey the law, we will leave you alone'" - David Cameron, UK Prime Minister. 13 May 2015.
some of u need to go out more often
a joke is a joke...end of... u might not find it funny...but end of day its a joke...nothing more...so take it as that...instead of talibanising everything....
God!!! arent we allowed to say jokes anymore concerning or relating to Muslims.... lol
personally i laughed out loud for ages on many of the jokes....
'Ed, you party like it's 1989. Humour has changed drastically since.
Those were just lame.
"For too long, we have been a passively tolerant society, saying to our citizens 'as long as you obey the law, we will leave you alone'" - David Cameron, UK Prime Minister. 13 May 2015.
i disagree
they are funny
only prob is I laughed out loud five years ago
when these pick up lines first circulated
theyr not lame, i thought they were reli funny. Sum of them heard them before but still were laughin for ages. Shows how much i get out (not much) lol
No not the gum drop buttons! – Gingy