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"Ukhti_TM" wrote:
Asalamualaykum

hmm pretty useless talking about tom cruise i wonder if he talks about us... :roll:

ma'salamah

Well i guess he would if he knew us but since he dont its imposible for him to talk bout us.

"Ukhti_TM" wrote:
asalamualaykum

well the point if it is unbeneficial news which wont help us in deen

ma'salamah

The whole point of this thread is outlining silly news. i dont why some ppl just get all worked up over lil things! god.

"Ukhti_TM" wrote:
Asalamualaykum

maybe you should re write the sentense and re think of where to use the word 'God', as you know and we all know God knows... secodnly is this supposed to be an islamic forum?

ma'salamah

ok maybe it should have been "god, i dont know why ppl get worked over lil things....yes i know god knows everythin when did i deny that?

Its not supposed to be an islamic forum it IS an islamic forum, any reason why it appears not to be an islamic forum?

Asalamualaykum

the reason why it doesnt seem islamic is the fact that useless thread on useless kuffar actors are being made, those actors who care about name, fame and wealth and dont consider Allah [saw] in their lives. So what sort of image will they give to muslims and how can these name and fame people help us muslims? NO WAY exactly so this thread is totally useless

:wa:

"Ukhti_TM" wrote:
Asalamualaykum

the reason why it doesnt seem islamic is the fact that useless thread on useless kuffar actors are being made, those actors who care about name, fame and wealth and dont consider Allah [saw] in their lives. So what sort of image will they give to muslims and how can these name and fame people help us muslims? NO WAY exactly so this thread is totally useless

:wa:

:roll: i aint even gona bother!

But i will add, that story bout tom cruise was to show how he got worked up by just being thrown water at him which kind reminds me a bit bout you right now, get worked up over lil things...keep one thing in mind there are non-muslims also on this forum and we are makin this forum appealin to all who want 2 learn bout islam. ok this thread may not be the best in the forum which is why everyone can make their own threads or post in threads which are interestin...there are loads of good threads on this forum i think you are just judging this forum based on one or two threads.

Islam is a way of life, not just a faith.

As such anything you encounter in life has an Islamic aspect.

Thus even this 'silly news' has an Islamic aspect.

We could discuss wether this will improve relations between the inhabitants of the communities either sied of that border. Or wether they will start firing over other things. Starting with rubbish, followed by explosives?

"For too long, we have been a passively tolerant society, saying to our citizens 'as long as you obey the law, we will leave you alone'" - David Cameron, UK Prime Minister. 13 May 2015.

"irfghan" wrote:
[size=18]Cannonball man flies over border [/size]

[img] Smith sails across the border, passport in hand

David Smith has an unusual way of crossing the Mexican border into the US - as a human cannonball.

Mr Smith, a professional cannonball, was launched head first across the border between Tijuana, in Mexico, and the US city of San Diego.

His son, also a human cannonball, says Mr Smith is the first person to be fired across an international border.

Mr Smith waved his passport in the air as he sat on the lip of the cannon, before leaving on the brief journey.
[b]
'Spatial borders' [/b]

The event is the first of a series of public art projects in the two border cities run by the Insite network.

Mr Smith was fired into the sky on Saturday, flying across a rusty border fence from the Mexican beach and landing in a huge net the other side.

Mr Smith said he was inspired by circus performers to explore "the notion of spatial and mental borders".

The US border chief granted Mr Smith special dispensation for crossing into the US in such an unconventional manner.

"I had to make sure to have some kind of official 'OK' high enough up to make sure he doesn't land in the US and go to a federal penitentiary," his son said.

Mr Smith has spawned a family of professional human cannonballs - his son, two daughters and a cousin are all regularly fired from one of five cannons they own.

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...I wanna get a ride on that...

"Ukhti_TM" wrote:
Asalamualaykum

the reason why it doesnt seem islamic is the fact that useless thread on useless kuffar actors are being made, those actors who care about name, fame and wealth and dont consider Allah [saw] in their lives. So what sort of image will they give to muslims and how can these name and fame people help us muslims? NO WAY exactly so this thread is totally useless

:wa:


i must say i partially agree with ukhti.....i waz thinking bout this a few days ago .

However the whole point of this thread is 'silly news'.

If it had any real value, it would e discussed elsewhere.

"For too long, we have been a passively tolerant society, saying to our citizens 'as long as you obey the law, we will leave you alone'" - David Cameron, UK Prime Minister. 13 May 2015.

what thread does hav real value :roll: non do
why is it that when sm 1 gives their opinion they get attacked ,thats the whole point its yr opinion no 1 has ta agree ,
chill out guyz

ukhti had his say end of story

ukhti is arabic for sister. Blum 3

No one has to agree with me or anyone else. However saying its pointless in a thread called 'silly news' is erm... pointless.

Ofcourse this thread is pointless. It for silly, entertaining news.

I have learnt a few things from the topics of Dajjal, Gog and Magog, and a few others.

Other topics make us aware of what is happening around the world.

I am a laid back person, and I like these forums as we have quite a few laid back (read lazy :P) people here.

PS If there is a topic anyone wants to discuss, feel free to start a topic.

"For too long, we have been a passively tolerant society, saying to our citizens 'as long as you obey the law, we will leave you alone'" - David Cameron, UK Prime Minister. 13 May 2015.

i agree admin ...i hav actually learn alot frm these topics and im so glad i've found a good site atlast..wont be long on though...this site has refreshed my brains its just de best

ukhti arabic 4 sista how cud i be so der :oops:

erm whys the word d u m b banned?

coz everyone was using it. Too much.

It was lowering the recognisable intelligence of members, as it was used for everything.

It was being used incorrectly. The correct usage is for the disability to talk.

I got a grave disliking for the word.

Now you have to be alot more creative.

"For too long, we have been a passively tolerant society, saying to our citizens 'as long as you obey the law, we will leave you alone'" - David Cameron, UK Prime Minister. 13 May 2015.

its funny how u ban D.U.M.B but not swear words!! like.....

scared ya Lol

The Lover is ever drunk with love;
He is free, he is mad,
He dances with ecstasy and delight.

Caught by our own thoughts,
We worry about every little thing,
But once we get drunk on that love,
Whatever will be, will be.

ɐɥɐɥ

I will ban words as soon as I see they are being incorrectly used.

Have I missed any?

"For too long, we have been a passively tolerant society, saying to our citizens 'as long as you obey the law, we will leave you alone'" - David Cameron, UK Prime Minister. 13 May 2015.

is that a signal to unleash my french? :shock:

The Lover is ever drunk with love;
He is free, he is mad,
He dances with ecstasy and delight.

Caught by our own thoughts,
We worry about every little thing,
But once we get drunk on that love,
Whatever will be, will be.

ɐɥɐɥ

no.

So ... if any are used in the fitire... point them out to me.

"For too long, we have been a passively tolerant society, saying to our citizens 'as long as you obey the law, we will leave you alone'" - David Cameron, UK Prime Minister. 13 May 2015.

"Admin" wrote:
I will ban words as soon as I see they are being incorrectly used.

Have I missed any?

Ban all of the definite articles and all conjugations in all tenses and all moods of the verbs "to be" "to do" "to make"

lol I wanna see how people deal with that

"Dave" wrote:
"Admin" wrote:
I will ban words as soon as I see they are being incorrectly used.

Have I missed any?

Ban all of the definite articles and all conjugations in all tenses and all moods of the verbs "to be" "to do" "to make"

lol I wanna see how people deal with that

heh, that would be entertaining.

I may do that for a day or so... but I will not tell when I have.

Or I could replace words with h4x0r 1337 l4ngu4g3

"For too long, we have been a passively tolerant society, saying to our citizens 'as long as you obey the law, we will leave you alone'" - David Cameron, UK Prime Minister. 13 May 2015.

"Admin" wrote:
"Dave" wrote:
"Admin" wrote:
I will ban words as soon as I see they are being incorrectly used.

Have I missed any?

Ban all of the definite articles and all conjugations in all tenses and all moods of the verbs "to be" "to do" "to make"

lol I wanna see how people deal with that

heh, that would be entertaining.

I may do that for a day or so... but I will not tell when I have.

Or I could replace words with h4x0r 1337 l4ngu4g3

lol we would all be forced to speak computer geek.

l33t and noob are the only things I know... largely because whenever I ask for help in various "help chatrooms" for things people generally laugh and all say "noob" and when I ask what that means they tell me I don't know what I am talking about and to go away.

...I wonder if they ever considered they get so many "noobs" because it's a HELP CHAT - designed for people having PROBLEMS.

Maybe I should start a "L33T how to ask a girl out" chat room and when they come in say "hahhahah noob"

HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT BIOTCH!

OWNED.

...yea yea yea so this was a bit of a recent occurence

....maybe I should move this to the rant page.

well now wait - ADMINISTRATOR! You are a helpful knowledgable computer gentleman - perhaps you can help me! I keep getting this error when I try to do wireless at school, something about "detecting proxy settings" is that a hardware problem (cuz the school won't help if that's the case) or a software problem (cuz then they HAVE to help)

The proxy setting are software related.

Unless your adapter is knackered, and cannot find the settings already supplied to you.

(And I may be wrong aswell but hey, that's unlikely.)

"For too long, we have been a passively tolerant society, saying to our citizens 'as long as you obey the law, we will leave you alone'" - David Cameron, UK Prime Minister. 13 May 2015.

"Admin" wrote:
The proxy setting are software related.

Unless your adapter is knackered, and cannot find the settings already supplied to you.

(And I may be wrong aswell but hey, that's unlikely.)

What is an adapter? - is that this card thing? (Dave points to card thing hanging our of slot on left side of laptop)

"Dave" wrote:
"Admin" wrote:
The proxy setting are software related.

Unless your adapter is knackered, and cannot find the settings already supplied to you.

(And I may be wrong aswell but hey, that's unlikely.)

What is an adapter? - is that this card thing? (Dave points to card thing hanging our of slot on left side of laptop)

yup

(Unless you are pointing to some other card...)

"For too long, we have been a passively tolerant society, saying to our citizens 'as long as you obey the law, we will leave you alone'" - David Cameron, UK Prime Minister. 13 May 2015.

"Admin" wrote:
"Dave" wrote:
"Admin" wrote:
The proxy setting are software related.

Unless your adapter is knackered, and cannot find the settings already supplied to you.

(And I may be wrong aswell but hey, that's unlikely.)

What is an adapter? - is that this card thing? (Dave points to card thing hanging our of slot on left side of laptop)

yup

(Unless you are pointing to some other card...)

awesome!

Thanks admin!

...there should be a technical difficulties thread since we have your expertise and you aren't "l33tist"

there is 1 already

Admin, Mr smartass, why wont my DVD writer work for more than 3 days?!

P.S. get a proper job Smile

The Lover is ever drunk with love;
He is free, he is mad,
He dances with ecstasy and delight.

Caught by our own thoughts,
We worry about every little thing,
But once we get drunk on that love,
Whatever will be, will be.

ɐɥɐɥ

However I do not know too much either.

Everything I know is when I ran into a problem, and because everyone turns to me, I have noone to turn to.

I learnt html/asp/php etc because I needed it. I only learnt exactly what I needed. No more, as I know I will be able to find the info I need when I need it.

Computer problems I learnt about by coming across them on my own computer.

You can learn alot by breaking things ,and trying to fix them. Occasionally fail, and need to cough up.

But if you think we need a technical thread, there are probably a few of us that knbow abit about many different things.

"For too long, we have been a passively tolerant society, saying to our citizens 'as long as you obey the law, we will leave you alone'" - David Cameron, UK Prime Minister. 13 May 2015.

"Admin" wrote:
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Or I could replace words with h4x0r 1337 l4ngu4g3

I hate it when ppl use that, i still dont know what the 1st two words are except for the last one which is language..i cant believe ppl actually write in that way its soo annoyin but above all pointless cuz its not like they are using it as shorthand, just addin stupid letters which are SUPPOSED to look like a letter!

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