What Did You learn Today?

[quote="Ya'qub"][quote="Snoopz"]Giraffes only need 1.9 hours of total sleep a day (on average)[/quote]& how much sleep do they need at night?[/quote]

hold on... il go ask a giraffe

please dont take too long i am really interested in this

dey walk down 2 shabaz beddingz n go 2 sleep dere

ok now translate tht in english please

a dnt speak english

what a suprise :o some1 from oldham not speaking english what ever happened to our freind mmm

Socializing takes up a LOT of time.

you only just found out? wow, have u been hiding in the cupboards for the past 30 years or something?

I tend to (try to) avoid gatherings, people.

Been a little harder since getting back from Umrah. leaves little to no time for other stuff.

i learnt today that when my mum said that ppl always have two faces now i know what she meant.

I’ve learnt that I’m terrible at disciplining others – even though, good behaviour is stressed in all my lessons throughout the day.

I find it difficult to discipline specific bad behaviour cos I often find the ridiculousness of the situation downright hilarious.

In my Eid lesson a few weeks back, I played some Islamic Nasheeds whilst the kids worked. And then I spent half the lesson yelling at them cos they couldn’t stop dancing.

I told my class to do sequence, cut and stick some story in their books – one boy started to cut his hair – I yelled at him, but found it amusing. He was meant to cut up a story – but decided that cutting his hair was a lot more interesting. ..he now has a bald patch in the middle of his head like a old man.

I shouted at a girl the other day who wouldn’t stop trying to kiss the boys in the playground – the boys were complaining about unwanted advances – I was trying to hide my smile and yell at her the same time…imagine being a girl and being yelled at for harassing boys in the playground.

whats your skool called the junior asbo skool or summit asbo youth primary

Ive learnt ...

nothing in particular

if you need something doing DONT ASK A MAN!!! :twisted:

If you need your trousers ironing quickly... ask your mom.

I find that I am much faster - less picky about virtually non existent creases too.

[quote="You"]I find that I am much faster - less picky about virtually non existent creases too.[/quote]

you iron ur own trousers :shock:

i've never seen dad or barry iron their clothes :shock:

the men in our house are so lazy! :roll:

[quote="Noor"]i've never seen dad or barry iron their clothes :shock:

the men in our house are so lazy! :roll:[/quote]

my brothers only just realised where the kettle is in the kitchen- hes 24

I blame you. Or someone else who would always make the tea for him.

Us guys will only like to do the bare minimum. Why make our own tea when someone else would do it for us?

i could never say to dad make your own tea! can u imagine his reaction.

bro blackmails me, he says if i don't such and such thing for him he won't do owt back for me. so it works both ways.

[quote="You"]
Us guys will only like to do the bare minimum. Why make our own tea when someone else would do it for us?[/quote]

Exactly.

[quote="You"]I blame you. Or someone else who would always make the tea for him.

Us guys will only like to do the bare minimum. Why make our own tea when someone else would do it for us?[/quote]

Very true.

If my brother had his own way - we'd be cooking four hot meals for him a day, ironing his clothes, cleaning his bedroom, giving him lifts to Uni/to mates houses, doing his personal shopping and even doing his coursework.

Unluckily for him, his sisters always tell him to 'get lost'.

Although, that doesnt stop him from asking us 24/7.

Mum gives in to his demands - if he wants a fruit salad waiting for him when he gets home from Uni. Its usually there - she often tries to speak to us on his behalf (do his uni work, hoover his room etc)

But it never gets done.

Dad is a different issue. Other than making his tea - he never asks any of his kids to do anything for him - he irons his own clothes, cleans his own car etc And since he's dropped us/picked us up from college/school since we were kids, taught us everything...making his tea is the least we can do for him.

[quote="Noor"]i could never say to dad make your own tea! can u imagine his reaction.
[/quote]

ur dads reaction "keh ahyay "!£!£!"£!!£"!£ jaa chah banah mateh me kadu laad"
translation what the F**** did u say go make tea before i "£"$£$"£$ "

not quite.

i have to do my own cooking, cleaning, washing, ironing, tea-making, hoovering, studying, along with having a fulltime job and visiting my mum and grandad to help them with stuff...

as a result non of these things get done with much quality 🙁

i need a wife! 😃

[quote="Ya'qub"]i have to do my own cooking, cleaning, washing, ironing, tea-making, hoovering, studying, along with having a fulltime job and visiting my mum and grandad to help them with stuff...

as a result non of these things get done with much quality 🙁

i need a wife! :D[/quote]

I am certain she will be thrilled to hear your reasons.

quoting for posterity.

I've learnt that you cant take a girl out of the city...

wana expand on that?

[quote="Noor"]wana expand on that?[/quote]

I realised today how much I love the fast life of london, the noise, the congestion, the coffee shops, the traffic, the way people are always on the go, always busy etc

And thats after spending some time in a 'dead countryside' where time/life and people dont seem to move.

Someone I know got married in a tiny village, where shops are miles away...she was so unhappy and homesick that she even broke the marriage off. :?