What Did You learn Today?

[b][color=violet]today i had learntttt thaattt people act abit to bad (gansta's) just to impress there frienddss...[/color][/b]

today i learnt the notes on the keyboard, even though i was ment to know this 3 years ago

i learnt that i can drive with a two inch heel 8)

today i learnt il do anything to avoid doin wrk i shud be doing

like il wash the dishes r clean up jus so i dont hav to wrk :o

After taking over an hour to get to/from Uni. Today I learnt a shortcut that gets me home in 15-20min.

i usually know the short cuts before i know the long was.

today i learnt that some people can be both male and female! :shock:

[b][color=violet]today i have learnt that Victoris Quay is the most saddest place to go for a trippp even thought its got to do with your school worrkk,

butt....

It waas fun!!!![/color][/b]

[quote]today i have learnt that Victoris Quay is the most saddest place to go for a trippp even thought its got to do with your school worrkk, [/quote]

latin trip to bath is worser

today i learnt if i dont get enuff sleep im grumpy for most of the day :shock:

i also learnt that listening to nasheeds full blast for mosta the day givs u a big headache 🙁

[b][color=violet]todayyyy.....
i have learnt that there is no place like HOME! where ever you go it wont be the same as home....![/color][/b]

today i learnt that being dead is scary. i realised that i would be alone with spiders and worms in my grave :shock:

[quote="zara"]today i learnt that being dead is scary. i realised that i would be alone with spiders and worms in my grave :shock:[/quote]

[color=indigo][b]Who told ya that?! Being dead shouldn't be a scary thing. If we have been good Muslims and have practiced Islam in its completeness, followed the Quran and Sunnah, obeyed Allah swt and his Messenger PBUH and if we have made Allah swt happy then we have nowt to be worried about Insha'allah. However if you have been bad Muslims then the punishment of the grave awaits you and theres no running from that.

May Allah forgive us and protect us from the punishment of the grave and save us from the torment of the hell fire.[/b][/color]

come on Noor, the grave is going to be covered with spiders!!!

[size=7]i'm scared of spiders[/size]

[color=indigo][b]Spiders?

Your body rotts away. You end up in a place called Barzak, it's a place between Jannah and Jahanum and there you wait till the Day of Judgement. Death is a lengthy subject and i dont no much about it, Insha'allah when i no more will post up the facts.[/b][/color]

but what about [size=7]spiders![/size] if my body is in the earth, then surley the [size=7]spiders[/size] will be there too? in the ground?

[color=indigo][b]Your body would have rotted away!!!!![/b][/color]

it takes time for a body to rot away, does it rot as soon as it touches the earth? or will the [size=7]spiders[/size] torture me before that?

[color=indigo][b]Zara there wont be spiders and worms in your grave! Your going to be in a box! (thats only if ya living in the uk). Asoon as you die your soul is freed and goes to barzkh.. this death thing and the punishment of the grave thing is kindoff confuzing.. i dont really understand how that all happens.. not to worry, we'll all find out what actually does happen once we're dead.

Can sum1 plz shed some light on this issue plzz.

Jazakmullah khair.[/b][/color]

i learnt that the cost of living nowadays is outrageous and u need a job to fund a extravagent lifestyle :shock:

today when i was shopping with my £100 price limit-the stuff i wanted actually STARTED at the price limit of £200:cry:

[color=indigo][b]I learnt exactly how lazy i am!!! Only JUST managed to do 2 sides worth of work all day! :shock: [/b][/color]

I learnt that ignorance truly is bliss.

I was driving in an unknown area today following the instructions of my friends like a sheep….I took a right like they told me to, only for all my girlfriends to start shrieking.

I was too busy concentrating on my driving, trying to figure out why cars were coming towards me and not giving me way, and blowing their horns at me…so I ignored my friends, whom I assumed were girls who liked to shriek for the fun of it….only to realise WAY later, that I had turned into a one-way main road….had I known at the time, I wouldn’t have calmly driven on, ignoring the other drivers.

I also learnt that Sari’s are SO unbelievably elegant and feminine…however utterly impractical.

[color=indigo][b] :shock:

ur a hazard MS!!!

How did u manage to turn urself around?[/b][/color]

😉 [b][color=violet]you lazy buggerrr...[/color][/b]

[quote="Noor...*"][color=indigo][b] :shock:

ur a hazard MS!!!

How did u manage to turn urself around?[/b][/color][/quote]

Its hard to explain...basically, my friends said "right", and I turned right not realising that its a roundabout which means I need to go left and ALL around the circle to get to my exit on the right.....I turned right and ended up facing oncoming traffic who were all going round the roundabout the way they should.

So, luckily for me I did end up where I was supposed to be going, I just took a short cut 😃

[color=indigo][b]Feeeew.. i've only just start taking my lessons.. but im not sure if i reaaly want to start driving now.. it sounds so scary.. what if you kill someone? :shock: [/b][/color]

Salaam

today I learnt about the unilateral Laplace transform (specifically for differential equations)

[size=24][b]AAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/b][/size]

I had to teach it myself because of...erm well I'm sure you can guess why.

Anywho because my former psychology tutor says 'sharing is caring' I want you guys to suffer *cough* [i]share[/i] some too.

The guy called laplace didn't actually come up with the transform, Leonhard Euler did. Who in my opinion was even smarter than Einstein!

It basically turns functions into Laplace style equivelnts which can then be worked on algebraically rather than with calculus, then when you're done you invert your answer to get the actual answer. 😃

Alhamdulillah I am so glad I understand it. 😃

i'v learnt that my brother does actually carry a caring side to him 🙂

Today I learnt that whilst teachers have a RIGHT to opt out of teaching RE (religious education) if they wish.

However, when it comes to sex education, they have no such right.

Teaching awareness, tolerance, respect of other religions is apparently not as important as teaching kids about dodgy stuff.

I've also learnt that a expensive suit can do wonders for a trampy teenager.

I learnt that:

- I can survive without my car.....for a few weeks.

- I can do my coursework in a few days.

- I don't need to watch TV everyday.

today i'v realise just how fast teh days are going

pretty scary as its one of the signs of judgement