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Yea Augustus and am so happy someone had the brains to invent something this good

I've just realised they're a good pair of weapons to carry around..

could poke someones eyes out.

"*DUST*" wrote:

dave, funnily enuf i'm quicker at eating rice with chopsticks than i am with noodles... :? Lol
and btw, eating with hands really isnt as messy as it sounds! Blum 3

...well aren't you miss culture 2006. How are you quicker at rice than noodles?!

I can barely pick up rice... I have to resort to shoveling, which is grossly rude.

As for eating with ones hands... it might not be as messy as it sounds but it's certainly as unsanitary - especially eating from a common source like chips and dip or something.

I can't handle that except with extremely close people.

So far that club has a membership of 1.

"naj" wrote:
Yea Augustus and am so happy someone had the brains to invent something this good

I've just realised they're a good pair of weapons to carry around..

could poke someones eyes out.

hahaha I wouldn't be surprised if it were some sort of weapon in a bizarre martial art - incidentally it's considered very rude to point your chopsticks at a Japanese person or to lay them on your plate... maybe they are afraid you will poke somebodies eye out?

considered rude ? lol........im getting crazy ideas

"*DUST*" wrote:

dave, funnily enuf i'm quicker at eating rice with chopsticks than i am with noodles... :? Lol
and btw, eating with hands really isnt as messy as it sounds! Blum 3

woah! some skill you must have....how much practise did that take ?

Bare in mind Naj, Dust is a ninja

"Augustus" wrote:
Bare in mind Naj, Dust is a ninja

Wink i gotta go gudnite

"Augustus" wrote:
...well aren't you miss culture 2006. How are you quicker at rice than noodles?!

I can barely pick up rice... I have to resort to shoveling, which is grossly rude.

:roll: Wink lol i know, its weird, but i guess i've just had more practice with rice... and i find eating noodles with chopsticks more messy, most ppl slurp wen attempting it and i cant stand that... Lol

"Augustus" wrote:
As for eating with ones hands... it might not be as messy as it sounds but it's certainly as unsanitary - especially eating from a common source like chips and dip or something.

I can't handle that except with extremely close people.

So far that club has a membership of 1.

it isnt unsanitary if uv just scrubbed ur hands with soap and are eating from ur own plate thats just come outta the dishwasher... Wink but i dont mind sharing chips with ppl, and have eaten arab-stylie a coupla times before, that is, sharing from one plate. fair enuf tho, i can see where ur coming from...

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"Augustus" wrote:
"naj" wrote:
Yea Augustus and am so happy someone had the brains to invent something this good

I've just realised they're a good pair of weapons to carry around..

could poke someones eyes out.

hahaha I wouldn't be surprised if it were some sort of weapon in a bizarre martial art - incidentally it's considered very rude to point your chopsticks at a Japanese person or to lay them on your plate... maybe they are afraid you will poke somebodies eye out?


well... Mr. Miyagi [b]did[/b] kill flies with em... Blum 3

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"naj" wrote:
woah! some skill you must have....how much practise did that take ?
nah, its not really as difficult as it looks, try it, its actually quite fun. Wink

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"*DUST*" wrote:
:roll: Wink lol i know, its weird, but i guess i've just had more practice with rice... and i find eating noodles with chopsticks more messy, most ppl slurp wen attempting it and i cant stand that... Lol

Yes slurping is right out - it's all about the angle with noodles - you have to kinda lay them on the top of the bottom chopstick - I usually attack it rom the side.

Is there a particular secret i'm missing with rice?

"Augustus" wrote:
it isnt unsanitary if uv just scrubbed ur hands with soap and are eating from ur own plate thats just come outta the dishwasher... Wink but i dont mind sharing chips with ppl, and have eaten arab-stylie a coupla times before, that is, sharing from one plate. fair enuf tho, i can see where ur coming from...

One plate?!!!

...you're a brave girl.

I don't trust soap - I use it naturally since it's better than nothing. But even antibacterial doesn't kill bacteria - and you really have to watch how you negotiate getting around a bathroom.

Shouldn't touch anything - you'd be amazed what lives on doorknobs

"*DUST*" wrote:
well... Mr. Miyagi [b]did[/b] kill flies with em... Blum 3

I don't remember if I saw that movie...

Didn't he just die?

"Augustus" wrote:
"*DUST*" wrote:
well... Mr. Miyagi [b]did[/b] kill flies with em... Blum 3

I don't remember if I saw that movie...

Didn't he just die?


The Karate Kid movies?!! i used to love watching em as a kid... Smile

yea, Noriyuki 'Pat' Morita better known as Mr. Miyagi, died recently... Sad

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Is that why you became a ninja?

"Augustus" wrote:
Is that why you became a ninja?

:roll: stop it already, i am so not a 'ninja'... Blum 3 [size=7](unless ur referring to the niqab)[/size] Lol

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"*DUST*" wrote:
"Augustus" wrote:
Is that why you became a ninja?

:roll: stop it already, i am so not a 'ninja'... Blum 3 [size=7](unless ur referring to the niqab)[/size] Lol

lol actually partly yea - it does look like a ninja doncha think?

Do you wear a Niqab btw?

"Augustus" wrote:
"*DUST*" wrote:
"Augustus" wrote:
Is that why you became a ninja?

:roll: stop it already, i am so not a 'ninja'... Blum 3 [size=7](unless ur referring to the niqab)[/size] Lol

lol actually partly yea - it does look like a ninja doncha think?

Do you wear a Niqab btw?


yea, sometimes.

and ppl here call niqabis 'ninjas' in a derogatory way... :roll: tho i think muslims have gotten used to it themselves and now use it laughingly anyway... Lol

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"*DUST*" wrote:

yea, sometimes.

and ppl here call niqabis 'ninjas' in a derogatory way... :roll: tho i think muslims have gotten used to it themselves and now use it laughingly anyway... Lol

Well I feel sheepish...

(you really shoulda mentioned this a while back)

I didn't mean it in a derogatory way!!!

"Augustus" wrote:
"*DUST*" wrote:

yea, sometimes.

and ppl here call niqabis 'ninjas' in a derogatory way... :roll: tho i think muslims have gotten used to it themselves and now use it laughingly anyway... Lol

Well I feel sheepish...

(you really shoulda mentioned this a while back)

I didn't mean it in a derogatory way!!!


hey i know u didnt!! lol, and i'd kinda figured a while back that u didn know it was used in a derogatory way... Blum 3 but even here - ask most niqabis and they probably arent too fussed about getting called 'ninja', whether by a non-muslim or muslim. we laugh it off... Wink

oh, and now i'm [i]really[/i] going... Smile

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"Augustus" wrote:

I don't trust soap - I use it naturally since it's better than nothing. But even antibacterial doesn't kill bacteria - and you really have to watch how you negotiate getting around a bathroom.

Shouldn't touch anything - you'd be amazed what lives on doorknobs

:shock:

I wouldnt like to be in ur paraniod mind

"MuslimSisLilSis" wrote:

:shock:

I wouldnt like to be in ur paraniod mind

It's a scary scary place...

lol I don't have any normal fears - I've walked through the absolute worst spots in harlem in the middle of the night without a care, and i've messed come across poison snakes and been chased by some impressively dangerous creatures, I can handle ridiculously unsafe speeds in cars and heights.

But germs are a different story - they're EVERYWHERE... and you can't get rid of them!

As fast as you kill em they come back - they are crawling all over you RIGHT NOW, and you can't even see them...

It's a horrible world

The other day my flatmate went shopping and I saw he stocked up with toilet paper. However I also noticed he had hidden it in his room instead of making it available. When I queried this he suggested I hadn't been buying toilet paper, which as it happens wasn't the case, and I suggested that our purchases were pretty 50/50 although I couldn't help noticing I've bought all the soap since moving in, and he said - he gets a bit uptight so it was kind of funny - he said what am I on about he doesn't even use soap. Then trying to calm down he says, "I know that might sound really unhygeinic but I don't." But I have been a pain to live with so I can't go calling him petty.

[size=9]Whatever you do, know that I will always love you. Or else.[/size]

Dave it'd be better if u was normal and scared of monsters that u CAN see in life e.g snakes etc

rather than things that u cant even see :roll:

so wud u ever eat in someone else;s house?

"MuslimSisLilSis" wrote:
Dave it'd be better if u was normal and scared of monsters that u CAN see in life e.g snakes etc

rather than things that u cant even see :roll:

so wud u ever eat in someone else;s house?

I used to have a serious problem with that but now not so much... with people I trust it's no problem but with strangers or people I dont know to well it's a different story

"100man" wrote:
The other day my flatmate went shopping and I saw he stocked up with toilet paper. However I also noticed he had hidden it in his room instead of making it available. When I queried this he suggested I hadn't been buying toilet paper, which as it happens wasn't the case, and I suggested that our purchases were pretty 50/50 although I couldn't help noticing I've bought all the soap since moving in, and he said - he gets a bit uptight so it was kind of funny - he said what am I on about he doesn't even use soap. Then trying to calm down he says, "I know that might sound really unhygeinic but I don't." But I have been a pain to live with so I can't go calling him petty.

...doesn't...use...soap?!

RUN AWAY.

RUN FAR AND RUN FAST!!!

Do you have ANY idea what that means?!

"Augustus" wrote:

I used to have a serious problem with that but now not so much... with people I trust it's no problem but with strangers or people I dont know to well it's a different story

wow :shock:

what a life-imagine always refusing to eat in ppl's house cos of ur paraniod nature

u must come across as being VERY rude at times

its an insult to refuse food in many cultures

"MuslimSisLilSis" wrote:
"Augustus" wrote:

I used to have a serious problem with that but now not so much... with people I trust it's no problem but with strangers or people I dont know to well it's a different story

wow :shock:

what a life-imagine always refusing to eat in ppl's house cos of ur paraniod nature

u must come across as being VERY rude at times

its an insult to refuse food in many cultures

I have a series of clever outs

"No no I just ate"
"Oh i'm sorry i'm allergic to X"
"Well I will be leaving in just a few short seconds but thank you"

Or if I don't like the person.

"I don't like you. And I don't want your greasy disgusting food"

"Augustus" wrote:

I have a series of clever outs

"No no I just ate"
"Oh i'm sorry i'm allergic to X"
"Well I will be leaving in just a few short seconds but thank you"

it may seem clever to u Davie boy

but refusing food-howver u say it is RUDE :evil:

and to think-he wants to send ME to finsihing school :roll:

"MuslimSisLilSis" wrote:

it may seem clever to u Davie boy

but refusing food-howver u say it is RUDE :evil:

and to think-he wants to send ME to finsihing school :roll:

THEY ARE CLEVER EXCUSES.

It might be RUDE but it's a necessity!!! I don't want to catch SALMONELLA OR BOTULISM or God knows what else because the host was too RUDE to wash their hands with a soap product on the list of approved anti-bacterial soaps!

"Augustus" wrote:

It might be RUDE but it's a necessity!!! I don't want to catch SALMONELLA OR BOTULISM or God knows what else because the host was too RUDE to wash their hands with a soap product on the list of approved anti-bacterial soaps!

Davie boy

if u ever fall ill in life

it'll be due to metal instability triggered off by ur paraniod nature

NOT because some host neevr washed their hands with bleach before opening a can of coke for u :roll:

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