**ED LOVES TIGERS!**

Dave —

In a recent study conducted at Dartmouth College of Hanover New Hampshire 1 out of every 1 person polled found that Tigers are "better" than Dolphins.

*There is a 5% margin of error.

Meet bob:

[img]http://www.rit.edu/~amw4085/tigergallery/tiger12.jpg[/img]

Everybody say "Hi Bob!"

Bob is a Tiger, and a closer personal friend of mine - so I thought i'd embarass him by strolling through a few of his more embarassing memories.

As a young cub - Bob was a bit of a mommas boy:

[img]http://www.rit.edu/~amw4085/tigergallery/tiger1.jpg[/img]

I don't think his mother ever really let him leave home:

[img]http://www.rit.edu/~amw4085/tigergallery/tiger4.jpg[/img]

Which is why Bob has a bit of a confidence problem:

[img]http://www.rit.edu/~amw4085/tigergallery/tiger18.jpg[/img]

This confidence problem really hurt Bob when he tried out for a movie:

[img]http://www.rit.edu/~amw4085/tigergallery/tiger21.jpg[/img]

He got the leading roll... unfortunately due to his poor acting and lack of presence it got poor reviews and nobody watched the movie.

Recently Bob started a profile on www.meettigersingles.com:

(this is his picture)

[img]http://www.rit.edu/~amw4085/tigergallery/tiger25.jpg[/img]

However that failed too.

Poor poor Bob.

Forum

You — Thu, 26 Jan 2006 - 00:06

I don't think he has enough money to buy erm... I mean win... the presidency...

Dave — Thu, 26 Jan 2006 - 00:12

[quote="naj"]

whats wrong with a SHARK !!! course its cool....

but what the hell ?

dangerous ...ugly....got a phobia......coz of JAWS...

[/quote]

They aren't ugly! They are cool looking!!!

And I highly doubt they bought jaws.

For all I know it could be some kinda rare breed that's one foot long or something crazy like that - or a "shark fish" or something like that. I've not actually [i]seen[/i] it yet

Medarris — Thu, 26 Jan 2006 - 00:14

[quote="Don Karnage"]

It was on the old forum - veeerrry interesting "Med"[/quote]

yes, ok "dave"

You — Thu, 26 Jan 2006 - 00:24

[quote="Med"][quote="Don Karnage"]

It was on the old forum - veeerrry interesting "Med"[/quote]

yes, ok "dave"[/quote]

thinking about this... have you seen Med and yuit in the same room together? Neither have I!

:shock:

star — Thu, 26 Jan 2006 - 00:28

[quote="Admin"][quote="Med"][quote="Don Karnage"]

It was on the old forum - veeerrry interesting "Med"[/quote]

yes, ok "dave"[/quote]

thinking about this... have you seen Med and yuit in the same room together? Neither have I!

:shock:[/quote]

what you guz think their 1.... :shock: jokers

You — Thu, 26 Jan 2006 - 00:30

well have YOU seen them in the same room?

The evidence speaks for itself!

:shock: :shock: :shock:

Dave — Thu, 26 Jan 2006 - 00:34

[quote="Admin"][quote="Med"][quote="Don Karnage"]

It was on the old forum - veeerrry interesting "Med"[/quote]

yes, ok "dave"[/quote]

thinking about this... have you seen Med and yuit in the same room together? Neither have I!

:shock:[/quote]

EXACTLY.

How deep does this rabbit hole go?

You — Thu, 26 Jan 2006 - 00:35

what?

there are rabbits involved?

And they have bunkers?

:shock:

Dave — Thu, 26 Jan 2006 - 00:38

[quote="Admin"]what?

there are rabbits involved?

And they have bunkers?

:shock:[/quote]

:shock:

"Adminus" Maximus Primus (Latin)

Adminos Magnos Alpha (Greek)

- for your information

You — Thu, 26 Jan 2006 - 00:42

I wanted something that people will easily pick up on. I have changed it now to your latin suggestion. Thanks.

So are these bunkers proteted? I have heard rumours they have developed this stealth protection technology called a 'golf course'.

Do you have any intel?

Dave — Thu, 26 Jan 2006 - 00:53

Golf course eh....

Sounds sinister - I don't have any intel and will have to do some extensive reconaissance

You — Thu, 26 Jan 2006 - 01:04

I have heard they have this projectile weaponry for 'defensive purposes'.

It is dimpled for disguise, but be very careful.

Sirus — Thu, 26 Jan 2006 - 01:36

For the Record people

dave has already promised me his fortune and my name is the only one on his will

[size=7]now to hire that hitman[/size] :twisted:

Dave — Thu, 26 Jan 2006 - 01:58

[quote="Hayder on Holiday"]For the Record people

dave has already promised me his fortune and my name is the only one on his will

[size=7]now to hire that hitman[/size] :twisted:[/quote]

Presently - only counting [i]accessable funds[/i] and property owned [i]under my name[/i] I am worth probably something in the range of 15-20 thousand dollars.

I bet if you added it up you guys are in that echelon too.

Not worth the price of a hitman

You — Thu, 26 Jan 2006 - 02:00

[quote="Don Karnage"]Not worth the price of a hitman[/quote]

That is for us to decide.

(and my monetary value atm is in the red. Very dark red.)

Dave — Thu, 26 Jan 2006 - 02:06

[quote="Admin"](and my monetary value atm is in the red. Very dark red.)[/quote]

then you can't hire a hitman :twisted:

I'm not really all that wealthy if you are looking at readily available assets - almost everything is tied up in accounts stocks bonds trust funds and family holdings

lol you don't just invent the American economy and then leave your family destitute.

Oh wait - yea you do - thanks Alex.

*DUST* — Thu, 26 Jan 2006 - 11:39

[quote="Don Karnage"]@#%$#@!!!!!

Aasiyah... Thanks - thank you.[/quote]:lol: ur quite welcome! but i forgot to include the shark in my list... 😛

[quote="Don Karnage"][url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/OCD]Obsessive Compulsive Disorder.[/url]

Basically I think about germs all day until it totally freaks me out and I compulsively wash my hands or take a shower.[/quote]:shock: u accepted it!! way to go Dave, thats the first step towards recovery!! 😃

[quote="Don Karnage"][quote="Med"]er. . . dave. . . how rich r u bruv?[/quote]
Hang on... didn't Yuit ask the [i]exact same question[/i] once?

...
[quote="Yuit"]How rich are you Dave?[/quote]
It was on the old forum - veeerrry interesting "Med"[/quote]
ur crazy - loadsa ppl hav asked 'how rich r u dave' after hearing about ur porsche or various other snobby 'accessories' (i am taking lilsis's place til she gets back) :twisted: and yuit would never say 'bruv'. :roll:

Sirus — Thu, 26 Jan 2006 - 11:56

[quote="Don Karnage"][quote="Hayder on Holiday"]For the Record people

dave has already promised me his fortune and my name is the only one on his will

[size=7]now to hire that hitman[/size] :twisted:[/quote]

Presently - only counting [i]accessable funds[/i] and property owned [i]under my name[/i] I am worth probably something in the range of 15-20 thousand dollars.

I bet if you added it up you guys are in that echelon too.

Not worth the price of a hitman[/quote]

Dave, where im from....we'll rob u for anything 😂

Medarris — Thu, 26 Jan 2006 - 12:41

[quote="Hayder on Holiday"]

Dave, where im from....we'll rob u for anything :lol:[/quote]

and dave, where IM from . . . we'll rob u for nothing at all. Just for the adrenaline rush.

Dave — Thu, 26 Jan 2006 - 14:47

[quote="*DUST*"]:lol: ur quite welcome! but i forgot to include the shark in my list... :P[/quote]

What if it turns out to be a small shark

[quote="Don Karnage"]:shock: u accepted it!! way to go Dave, thats the first step towards recovery!! 😃 [/quote]

I'm so glad you care :roll:

[quote="Don Karnage"]ur crazy - loadsa ppl hav asked 'how rich r u dave' after hearing about ur porsche or various other snobby 'accessories' (i am taking lilsis's place til she gets back) :twisted: and yuit would never say 'bruv'. :roll:[/quote]

Noooo only Yuit and Med have said it so far - after Yuit said it everybody started going off on me with Richie Rich and Snobby Dave - but so far only med and Yuit have asked.

Like I said before if you look at readily available assets and property in my name we're only looking at 15-20k

That's not all that impressive - you guys probably are in that area if you add it all up.

Dave — Thu, 26 Jan 2006 - 14:50

[quote="Med"][quote="Hayder on Holiday"]

Dave, where im from....we'll rob u for anything :lol:[/quote]

and dave, where IM from . . . we'll rob u for nothing at all. Just for the adrenaline rush.[/quote]

lol guys... guys guys...

You don't know what I look like - but I am not the type of person that gets scared walking around Harlem at night.

Angel — Thu, 26 Jan 2006 - 14:56

[quote="Don Karnage"]

lol guys... guys guys...

You don't know what I look like - but I am not the type of person that gets scared walking around Harlem at night.[/quote]

DENIAL

[size=7]what a wimp[/size]

Dave — Thu, 26 Jan 2006 - 15:09

[quote="Angel"][quote="Don Karnage"]

lol guys... guys guys...

You don't know what I look like - but I am not the type of person that gets scared walking around Harlem at night.[/quote]

DENIAL

[size=7]what a wimp[/size][/quote]

...what am I in denial about?

Angel — Thu, 26 Jan 2006 - 15:14

You said your not scared at walkin at night near harlem, but we all know ur a wimp really ALL sno.bs are :twisted:

Dave — Thu, 26 Jan 2006 - 15:17

[quote="Angel"]You said your not scared at walkin at night near harlem, but we all know ur a wimp really ALL sno.bs are :twisted:[/quote]

IM NOT A WIMP.

Okay so i'm not exactly a champion swimmer and can't hold my breath.

Okay fine - so i'm a large teddy bear.

I GIVE UP.

My girlfriend can beat me up and shes 5 foot something and less than 100 pounds.

Man she loves cheeseburgers tho... :shock: i really don't get it.

Well okay i'm a Teddy bear when I am not threatened or insulted.

Then I am a very very very unpleasant person.

*DUST* — Thu, 26 Jan 2006 - 16:06

[quote="Don Karnage"][quote="Don Karnage"]:shock: u accepted it!! way to go Dave, thats the first step towards recovery!! 😃 [/quote]

I'm so glad you care :roll:[/quote]
lol come on - dont u remember that looong discussion u, me, aph and probably some other oldies had on the old forum about shaking hands with people...?

*DUST* — Thu, 26 Jan 2006 - 18:10

[quote="Don Karnage"]and?[/quote]
nothing much, i just remember u denying it at the time... 😉

[size=7]AND i sense this is a sensitive topic so i will shurrup now...[/size]