how old are you?

shawana β€”

how old is everyone here?

please everyone state their age. i want to know who are the youngies and the oldies

i am 17 and a half

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Angel β€” Thu, 19 Jan 2006 - 22:20

Happy b'day boys. Hope you had a good one!

Hehe i am younger than you guys (god that feels good πŸ˜ƒ )

latifah β€” Fri, 20 Jan 2006 - 14:18

[quote="Seraphim"]I am today as of 14:30 hundred hours officially:

[size=19]22[/size]

And life's hard at 22... suddenly your not that young anymore. πŸ™

On the upside my car insurance goes down, so thats good.[/quote]

I’ll be 25 in a few short weeks...You have made me feel ancient, the granny of the forum. 😒

Insurance thing is cool thought.

Seraphim β€” Fri, 20 Jan 2006 - 16:48

[quote="latifah"][quote="Seraphim"]I am today as of 14:30 hundred hours officially:

[size=19]22[/size]

And life's hard at 22... suddenly your not that young anymore. πŸ™

On the upside my car insurance goes down, so thats good.[/quote]

I’ll be 25 in a few short weeks...You have made me feel ancient, the granny of the forum. 😒

Insurance thing is cool thought.[/quote]

lol sowy,

was just moaning that im feeling my age already...

nolonger am i so full of energy.... nolonger does candy and sweets have the same attraction......

latifah β€” Fri, 20 Jan 2006 - 17:06

It gets worse Seraph...

I got a back ache and have noticed that policemen seem really young these days.

Dave β€” Fri, 20 Jan 2006 - 17:16

[quote="latifah"]It gets worse Seraph...

I got a back ache and have noticed that policemen seem really young these days.[/quote]

lol oh come on you're 25!

latifah β€” Fri, 20 Jan 2006 - 17:33

I'm 24!

Don't age me too soon...still got a few weeks to go before I enter middle age.

Dave β€” Fri, 20 Jan 2006 - 17:41

[quote="latifah"]I'm 24!

Don't age me too soon...still got a few weeks to go before I enter middle age.[/quote]

lol middle age oh come on.

25 is when most models start their careers!

and I don't think anybody would call Elisha Cuthbert old

Omrow β€” Fri, 20 Jan 2006 - 18:33

Salam

She is almost an old woman. I mean at 25 she has past her teenage years.

No more youthfulness left in her. Those magical years of carefree joy are gone forever. She desperately wants to return to the adolescent days. But she can't turn the clock back. Signs of old age are already beginning to appear on her body. Soon she will be 26 and then 30. Before she realises she will an old lady. On the street or in an office when someone will be asking her how old are you dear; she will be soon be replying "thirtysomething. "

She will have pains and aches all over her body. She will be making mroe and more trips to the doctor. She will be looking around to buy best health insurance. Her back will get worse. She will get new problems. She will be homebound. She will live her last days in a lonely limbo.

She will be buried six feet underground. And forgotten.

Omrow

Omrow β€” Fri, 20 Jan 2006 - 18:44

Ofcourse, there is another type of life where no woman would get old.

You β€” Fri, 20 Jan 2006 - 19:14

[quote="Omrow"]Ofcourse, there is another type of life where no woman would get old.[/quote]

kitchen duty?

:twisted:

latifah β€” Sat, 21 Jan 2006 - 21:05

[quote="Omrow"]Salam

She is almost an old woman. I mean at 25 she has past her teenage years.

No more youthfulness left in her. Those magical years of carefree joy are gone forever. She desperately wants to return to the adolescent days. But she can't turn the clock back. Signs of old age are already beginning to appear on her body. Soon she will be 26 and then 30. Before she realises she will an old lady. On the street or in an office when someone will be asking her how old are you dear; she will be soon be replying "thirtysomething. "

She will have pains and aches all over her body. She will be making mroe and more trips to the doctor. She will be looking around to buy best health insurance. Her back will get worse. She will get new problems. She will be homebound. She will live her last days in a lonely limbo.

She will be buried six feet underground. And forgotten.

Omrow[/quote]

Wow…two whole paragraphs from the β€œomro”. Something of an epic by his standards.

This grim prediction shall not come to pass. I cannot engage in any lonely limbo dancing, for I shall have an army of offspring to guard my legacy and ensure that my dynasty rules forever and ever.

Ah, I feel a kindred spirit here. This β€œyoung turk” is clearly facing the same challenge as I am. Perhaps he has already noticed his hairline receding, his waist expanding and his memory fading. Soon his finances will be lost, foolishly squandered on dubious hair restoring products and slimfast.

As the male menopause hits hard his behaviour will become increasingly erratic. He will, no doubt, buy a sports car, bling bling jewellery and start listening to hip hop in a vain attempt to β€œget down” with the youth.

Alas, such moves are doomed to failure and will result in his banishment to the rocking chair, while the nurse lights his pipe and places his slippers upon his aged feet.

There is, of course, an escape from the horrors that await him. That is, naturally, the civilising influence of a good woman. The choice is his.

Dave β€” Sat, 21 Jan 2006 - 21:08

Omrow you just got owned.

Wait... that didn't seem enthusiastic enough:

^^^><*><^^**OMROWZ U JUST G*T 0WN3ND!!!**^^><*><^^^

arcane β€” Sun, 22 Jan 2006 - 10:33

hehe...i never give my real age on the internet...i am a mystery!!!!!

*DUST* β€” Sun, 22 Jan 2006 - 11:19

hello newbie arcane!!

though we all luv LotR, it'd b really helpful if u cud choose a smaller pic for ur avatar, or u can get the current one resized at www.imageshack.us

thanx and welcome!

MuslimSister β€” Sun, 22 Jan 2006 - 11:41

[quote="latifah"]

Wow…two whole paragraphs from the β€œomro”. Something of an epic by his standards.

This grim prediction shall not come to pass. I cannot engage in any lonely limbo dancing, for I shall have an army of offspring to guard my legacy and ensure that my dynasty rules forever and ever.

Ah, I feel a kindred spirit here. This β€œyoung turk” is clearly facing the same challenge as I am. Perhaps he has already noticed his hairline receding, his waist expanding and his memory fading. Soon his finances will be lost, foolishly squandered on dubious hair restoring products and slimfast.

As the male menopause hits hard his behaviour will become increasingly erratic. He will, no doubt, buy a sports car, bling bling jewellery and start listening to hip hop in a vain attempt to β€œget down” with the youth.

Alas, such moves are doomed to failure and will result in his banishment to the rocking chair, while the nurse lights his pipe and places his slippers upon his aged feet.

There is, of course, an escape from the horrors that await him. That is, naturally, the civilising influence of a good woman. The choice is his.[/quote]

Wow your good...

And I don't know what Omrow is talking about..he may correct me if I'm wrong but I think he's the same age as you.

Dave β€” Sun, 22 Jan 2006 - 13:35

[quote="MuslimSister"]

Wow your good...

And I don't know what Omrow is talking about..he may correct me if I'm wrong but I think he's the same age as you.[/quote]

hahahha ohh Omrow.

Latifah always sets him straight - I noticed she beat that last "h" back into her name.

So he does learn.

Mez β€” Sun, 22 Jan 2006 - 14:54

[quote="Don Karnage"][size=24]HAPPY BIRTHDAY SERAPH!!![/size]

[size=7]so what are ya getting him Mez?[/size][/quote]

Last year on his birthday I got him a present, card. But he did not get me a card or a present so nothing for him this year!!
That is his punishment!!

:evil:

Seraphim β€” Sun, 22 Jan 2006 - 15:01

[quote="Mez"][quote="Don Karnage"][size=24]HAPPY BIRTHDAY SERAPH!!![/size]

[size=7]so what are ya getting him Mez?[/size][/quote]

Last year on his birthday I got him a present, card. But he did not get me a card or a present so nothing for him this year!!
That is his punishment!!

:evil:[/quote]

woh woh woh!

Im p.sure we got you a cake... i distinctly remember leaving money under your pillow (not my fault if ur too silly to find it).

And i paid for the materials that mom then used to make you a dress.

so πŸ˜›

Mez β€” Sun, 22 Jan 2006 - 15:18

[quote="Seraphim"]
woh woh woh!

Im p.sure we got you a cake... i distinctly remember leaving money under your pillow (not my fault if ur too silly to find it).

And i paid for the materials that mom then used to make you a dress.

so :P[/quote]

Yeh after mum naged you about it!! :twisted:

Dave β€” Sun, 22 Jan 2006 - 16:34

[quote="*DUST*"]hello newbie arcane!!

though we all luv LotR, it'd b really helpful if u cud choose a smaller pic for ur avatar, or u can get the current one resized at www.imageshack.us

thanx and welcome![/quote]

lol... yea who couldn't love liv tyler.

But it's a bit.. big

xSmurfy786x β€” Fri, 25 Jan 2008 - 14:11

[quote="MastKuri"]im 18...so who's the youngest here??[/quote]

Meee! Im 16 years and 1 month lol πŸ˜ƒ 8)

Ya'qub β€” Fri, 25 Jan 2008 - 19:44

[quote="Seraphim"]hmmm

Im surrounded by children.[/quote]

Dr. Dre used to be in a group called Surrounded By Idiots.

hmmmm...

Naz β€” Fri, 25 Jan 2008 - 19:48

I think Serap feels intimated by the young bees lol.