Omrow | The Revival

Omrow has always been on the forum. We don't precisely know where Omrow comes from, what Omrow intends to do with himself for the next 40 years or precisely what events transpired to create an "Omrow"

I'm somewhat convinced Omrow isn't even a real name - based solely on the fact that it appears to be so rare that the only person with the name "Omrow" in all of Yahoo... is Omrow.

No two words can describe Omrow better than "Salaam, Omrow" - the formulaic beginning and end of all of his short double spaced posts.

We are all pretty sure that we like Omrow's presence even though we are never sure if he is being incredibly sarcastic - or is some sort of genius that we just don't quite understand.

We were once deprived of Omrow for several months while his family attempted to marry him off in Pakistan. Just when we had given up believing we would ever see him again - Omrow returned, brideless and apparently not entirely sure how much time had elapsed.

Omrow is a bit of a mystery - over the years we have learned this much about him:

He is probably male.
His name might be Omrow.
He is a muslim.

In celebration of the mystery of Omrow - I have only this to say:

Omrow - I salute you.

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Omrow

Dave — Sat, 10 Dec 2005 - 00:24

[quote="Admin"][quote="Timbo"][quote="Don Karnage"]And is this how we greet new people?! With suspicion?![/quote]

youre right... i feel unwelcomed obviously this isnt the place for me

ill just go away now and never come back[/quote]

lol.

Did you know there was a birmingham in Alabama? and another on the moon?[/quote]

ADMIN!!!

Look what your baseless suspicion has done!!!

You've scared away a newbie and now hes NEVER COMING BACK...

Well done Admin... well done

Omrow

You — Sat, 10 Dec 2005 - 00:25

Yes timbo, please stay.

btw, it 'Timbo' similar to how americans call 'James' 'Jimbo'?

Omrow

Dave — Sat, 10 Dec 2005 - 00:26

[quote="Admin"]Yes timbo, please stay.

btw, it 'Timbo' similar to how americans call 'James' 'Jimbo'?[/quote]

See Timbo!! Admin wants you back... so stay!

Omrow

You — Sat, 10 Dec 2005 - 00:28

Have you seen fight club?

Don if you want him to come back, its all about perspective...

Omrow

Dave — Sat, 10 Dec 2005 - 00:30

[quote="Admin"]Have you seen fight club?

Don if you want him to come back, its all about perspective...[/quote]

Ah it's no use.

beating a dead horse and all that

The important thing is that I was sustained by no less than 2 people!

And I think we all need to work on our manners so that this sort of disaster doesn't happen again 😢

Omrow

You — Sat, 10 Dec 2005 - 00:33

you feeling guilty?

I am sure timbo will accept your apology.

:twisted:

Omrow

Angel — Sat, 10 Dec 2005 - 00:35

I knw we have kinda moved on but Dave i am sorry there's no way i am accpetin that you aint a snob! SORRY

Omrow

Dave — Sat, 10 Dec 2005 - 00:35

[quote="Admin"]you feeling guilty?

I am sure timbo will accept your apology.

:twisted:[/quote]

What have I to apologize for?

I believed Timbo - but more importantly I believed [i]in[/i] Timbo.

I'm not the one getting all suspicious about what part of west sheffield he was from

Guilty? No - I feen VINDICATED.

By no less than 2 people.

And Hayder and I will be expecting prompt apologies from SNOBBY ANGEL per our agreement

Omrow

Dave — Sat, 10 Dec 2005 - 00:36

[quote="Angel"]I knw we have kinda moved on but Dave i am sorry there's no way i am accpetin that you aint a snob! SORRY[/quote]

YOU WENT BACK ON OUR AGREEMENT!!!

What can I say - a completely fair fight, no cheating and she goes back on her agreement.

Obviously I am the bigger person here.

Omrow

You — Sat, 10 Dec 2005 - 00:37

[quote="Angel"]SORRY[/quote]

See dave! Angel Apologised.

And'Timbo' was from 'east Sheffield'.

where is that in relation to Birmingham?

Omrow

You — Sat, 10 Dec 2005 - 00:38

Dave, I gotta admit it.

You won like a true yank!

:twisted:

Omrow

Dave — Sat, 10 Dec 2005 - 00:40

[quote="Admin"]Dave, I gotta admit it.

You won like a true yank!

:twisted:[/quote]

THANKS ADMIN.

THANK YOU.

[size=3]fricken sarcastic brits who needs em anyway[/size]

Omrow

Angel — Sat, 10 Dec 2005 - 00:41

[quote="Admin"][quote="Angel"]SORRY[/quote]

See dave! Angel Apologised.

[/quote]

I didnt aplogise, why should i? He is a snob, end of!

Neway i better go now, g'nite boys and girls (if any online)

Omrow

Dave — Sat, 10 Dec 2005 - 00:41

[quote="Admin"][quote="Angel"]SORRY[/quote]

See dave! Angel Apologised.

And'Timbo' was from 'east Sheffield'.

where is that in relation to Birmingham?[/quote]

Indeed she did - judgment for the plaintiff.

Oh east was it? I wouldn't know... wasn't really paying attention.

I give up where is it in relationship to Bham?

Omrow

Dawud — Sat, 10 Dec 2005 - 00:43

SORRY TIMBO!!!
[size=24][b][u][color=red]
PLEASE FORGIVE ME,

I THOUGHT YOU WERE EITHER A FARMER OR A MUFFIN, AND SEEING AS YOU'RE A FARMER, YOU HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO BE CALLED TIMBO, JUST LIKE RAMBO BUT WITH A COMBINE HARVESTER...ER..AND A RAKE...AWWW C'MON LOOK AT ME FFALLING APART, YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME TIMBO, I NEED YOU TO ACCEPT MY APOLOGY, LIKE THE COW ACCEPTS THE MAID THAT MILKS IT, PLEASE MY FARMING FRIEND DON'T LEAVE ME HERE LIKE A RIPENED CROP LEFT UNHARVESTED.

TIMBOOOOO!!! COME BACKKKK. YOU FORGOT YOU [/color][/u][/b][/size]WELLIES... 😢 😢 😢 😢 😢 😢 😢

[url=http://www.oznet.ksu.edu/agrability/Gene's%20Tractor%20Lift%202.gif]Cli… to se pic[/url]

I'm probably the nicest guy you'll ever meet, don't throw years of unsung friendship away like this.! :oops: 🙂 😃 8) 😂 :o 🙁 :twisted: :?: :x :x :evil: :shock:

Omrow

Dave — Sat, 10 Dec 2005 - 00:45

Yes Timbo... I agree with him

Come back - there is no need for this

Omrow

You — Sat, 10 Dec 2005 - 00:47

erm... dawud can we have a smaller pic?

Omrow

Sirus — Sat, 10 Dec 2005 - 00:51

wow, so much while i was gone....

and i think its safe to conclude....look at angel, shes ran off!!...........Dave is NOT a snob. [size=18]I REPEAT, NOT A SNOB[/size]

Timbo, Dawud, MuslimSister, myself have all agreed

Enver and Admin have refused to comment - thus neither denying or agreeing

and NO-ONE has agreed with Angel

i know you have run off now, but WE expect an apology 9am sharp on this very thread Angel, and i also expect a seperate apology exactly 5 hours later to coincide with 9am at South Carolina time

Omrow

Dave — Sat, 10 Dec 2005 - 00:54

[quote="Darth V-Hayder"]wow, so much while i was gone....

and i think its safe to conclude....look at angel, shes ran off!!...........Dave is NOT a snob. [size=18]I REPEAT, NOT A SNOB[/size]

Timbo, Dawud, MuslimSister, myself have all agreed

Enver and Admin have refused to comment - thus neither denying or agreeing

and NO-ONE has agreed with Angel

i know you have run off now, but WE expect an apology 9am sharp on this very thread Angel, and i also expect a seperate apology exactly 5 hours later to coincide with 9am at South Carolina time[/quote]

[b]BOOM[/b] - Dave Slaps Hayders Hand.

Couldn't have said it better myself.

Omrow

Sirus — Sat, 10 Dec 2005 - 00:56

altho she probably already got one....

better order her a Tiara, some new teacups designed for 'pinkys-up!', get her a theasaurus.........ermm.......anythin else you wanna add to that dave?

Omrow

Dave — Sat, 10 Dec 2005 - 00:58

[quote="Darth V-Hayder"]altho she probably already got one....

better order her a Tiara, some new teacups designed for 'pinkys-up!', get her a theasaurus.........ermm.......anythin else you wanna add to that dave?[/quote]

pink ballet slippers, a small accessory dog, a tutu, and a headset cell phone.

Omrow

Sirus — Sat, 10 Dec 2005 - 00:59

smart thinking

ive ordered it online, just in time for next day delivery

should be at her doorstep at 9am 2mrw mornin......jus a quick reminder incase she forgets to post 😉

Omrow

Dave — Sat, 10 Dec 2005 - 01:01

hehheheheheh

I find it ironic that a simple farmer from birmingham could turn a scottish girl into a princess.

Is that a "deep thought"

Omrow

Sirus — Sat, 10 Dec 2005 - 01:02

lol true

but....i thawt he was from West Sheffield Dave? 😉

Omrow

You — Sat, 10 Dec 2005 - 01:03

I think you are rubbing it in too much.

Its time to get back onto topic.

We have covered the name, who and what Omrow is (without actually gettign answers)

Next question: Why does Omrow exist?

Is there an Omrow inside all of us?

what does that mean?

(I bet omrow will be surprised next time he logs on!)

Omrow

Sirus — Sat, 10 Dec 2005 - 01:04

why cant i have a thread dedicated to me? 😢

Omrow

Dave — Sat, 10 Dec 2005 - 01:05

[quote="Darth V-Hayder"]lol true

but....i thawt he was from West Sheffield Dave? :wink:[/quote]

He was...

I uhh...

Not that i'd know of course - I have absolutely no idea who Timbo was AND THEREFORE I HAVE [b]NO REASON TO ACCEPT ANY OTHER ANSWER THAN HE WAS A SIMPLE FARMER FROM EAST SHEFFIELD.[/b]

But that's the same for everybody here.

heh heh 8)

Omrow

Dave — Sat, 10 Dec 2005 - 01:07

[quote="Admin"]I think you are rubbing it in too much.

Its time to get back onto topic.

We have covered the name, who and what Omrow is (without actually gettign answers)

Next question: Why does Omrow exist?

Is there an Omrow inside all of us?

what does that mean?

(I bet omrow will be surprised next time he logs on!)[/quote]

Omrow apparently exists to blog (never woulda picked him for a blogger) to hide his blog from the rest of us, and to leave short messaged packaged between the words 'Omrow' and 'Salaam'

I like to think there is a little Omrow in all of us - and if there isn't, there should be.

Err... wait that doesn't sound right at all

Omrow

iRazor — Sat, 10 Dec 2005 - 01:10

Omrow is a [deleted by admin]

[EDIT BY ADMIN]

That is not acceptable. not even in jest.

Omrow

Dave — Sat, 10 Dec 2005 - 01:11

[quote="razor"]
[/quote]

You never deciphered the Dave challenge