What is a perfect man for women?

Alright then. Go ahead. What do I care. I don't need your fingers.

[quote="Omrow"]Alright then. Go ahead. What do I care. I don't need your fingers.[/quote]

ok

just 4 u

i'll get someone else to type 4 me

so i dont hurt my fingers 😃

Salam

Good girl.

Shall I send you some white gloves for your precious hands ?

Omrow

[quote="Omrow"]Salam

Good girl.

Shall I send you some white gloves for your precious hands ?

Omrow[/quote]

bit late for the white gloves i think

got my fingers trapped in the car door (dont ask), night before eid

spent 3 hours in A&E getting them bandaged up

they look awful, they gone green 😢

You are kidding right ?

[quote="Omrow"]You are kidding right ?[/quote]

i wish i was 😢

they do go back to their normal colour after a while dont they?

Salam

Since you have got a nice name, I will pray for you.

I mean your fingers.

Omrow

[quote="Salma"][quote="Omrow"]Salam

Good girl.

Shall I send you some white gloves for your precious hands ?

Omrow[/quote]

bit late for the white gloves i think

got my fingers trapped in the car door (dont ask), night before eid

spent 3 hours in A&E getting them bandaged up

they look awful, they gone green :cry:[/quote]

oh my god, yr turning into shrek

[quote="Omrow"]Salam

Since you have got a nice name, I will pray for you.

I mean your fingers.

Omrow[/quote]

pray it doesn't stay green forever, or i'll have to wear nail varnish 4 the rest of ma life 😢

i must have done something wrong, that wasn't the only thing that hapened day b4 eid

my hair also ended up blonde/ginger, so i had to go into asda at God knows what time in my bandana to go get some hairdye

They won't turn green forever. They will turn blue and fall off. God !!

[quote="Omrow"]They won't turn green forever. They will turn blue and fall off. God !![/quote]

aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh

nooooooooooooooooooooooo

can i have urs?

what colour was yr hair supposed to be?!!!

You may not have my fingers !!

[quote="fizzy1"]what colour was yr hair supposed to be?!!![/quote]

it was suppose to be brown

but i left the bleach on for too long

and had the shock of ma life when i washed it out

[quote="Omrow"]You may not have my fingers !![/quote]

i only need a couple

plzzz? 😃

did you fix it??

[quote="Mujahid'"]OK, This is what our women would call a perfect man!.

They would call him a gentleman because he never cruel and never mean!. They speak of him as gentle because he has a beautiful smile & keeps his face so clean . He loves children & will raise them by their side. He will be a good father & a good husband . He loves cooking, Cleaning and vacuuming too! . He'll do anything in his power to convey his love to his woman! .

He is sweet, writing poetry from his woman’s name. He's a best friend to her mother and kisses away his woman’s pain. He will never make her cry or batter her in any way

This is true, isn’t it? [img]http://jakee.shackspace.com/anim_naughty.gif[/img]

To me, these type of men are gays! Any comment please!!![/quote]

aint everythin gay 2 u?....now das what i call a MAN lol, my mans like that.

[quote="fizzy1"]did you fix it??[/quote]

yeh its now a reddy brown

very happy with it compared to the disasterous blonde/ginger it was before

(no offence to blondes n gingers)

[quote="naj"]

aint everythin gay 2 u?....now das what i call a MAN lol, my mans like that.[/quote]

:?: :!:

really?!

[quote="Salma"][quote="fizzy1"]did you fix it??[/quote]

yeh its now a reddy brown

very happy with it compared to the disasterous blonde/ginger it was before

(no offence to blondes n gingers)[/quote]

glad you fixed it or it wud be hat for a few weeks. mine is red brown too. was red with tint of blonde at one point, but soon fixed that.

mum says i shud have been born a blonde. but im not sure what she means

[quote="Med"][quote="naj"]

aint everythin gay 2 u?....now das what i call a MAN lol, my mans like that.[/quote]

:?: :!:

really?![/quote]

erm yea.....did u have to say that not so sure nw. :evil:

[quote="naj"]

erm yea.....did u have to say that not so sure nw. :evil:[/quote]

sowwie. Whats ur man like then if ur not sure?

I bet he's a pathetic loser that aint worth spending more than 10 seconds thinking about. hahaha

WHATEVA.....i cnt stop finking bout im , hes everything i imagined EVEN betta actually,

dnt dare call im pathetic arite...hes motu so will knock ya out easily.

[quote="naj"]WHATEVA.....i cnt stop finking bout im , hes everything i imagined EVEN betta actually,

dnt dare call im pathetic arite...hes motu so will knock ya out easily.[/quote]

lol, doubt it. Us aloo rock boys are HARD, cud knock out any loser from burnley any place any time.

and why cant u stop thinking abt him? U cant be that imaginative if he is betta than u imagined? Whats so great abt him?

[quote="naj"]WHATEVA.....i cnt stop finking bout im , hes everything i imagined EVEN betta actually,

dnt dare call im pathetic arite...hes motu so will knock ya out easily.[/quote]

...

hhmmm...

too easy.

Calm down people... no need to "bring the boys down" or any "knock ya out" talk thank u v.much.

oh seraph u know waz just saying...

an med he aint from my PLACE...hes from midlands

dnt ask whats great bout im, whats not great bout im.

'unexplainable'.

[quote="naj"]

an med he aint from my PLACE...hes from midlands

[/quote]

really?

If he's from round my end might knw him. Whereabts midlands is he from?

[quote="Med"][quote="naj"]

an med he aint from my PLACE...hes from midlands

[/quote]

really?

If he's from round my end might knw him. Whereabts midlands is he from?[/quote]

Crazytown.

do u knw him seraph? whats crazytown, only place i can think of that cud be crazytown in mids is alum rock, and thats my yard.

[quote="Med"]do u knw him seraph? whats crazytown, only place i can think of that cud be crazytown in mids is alum rock, and thats my yard.[/quote]

naahh just heard of him.

none of its good. i dont like to spread rumors.

If he was here; id tell him what i thought!!