Submitted by Beast on 22 November, 2005 - 21:30 #63
Lol funny story...
Once in a college in a Key Skills class (don't ask :roll:) the teacher didn't have a register so he told everyone to list their names on a piece of paper that he sent round.
I got the paper after about 4 or 5 other people. I put my name on it, and at the top of the list I wrote 'Fredrick Sidebottom'.
The teacher got the list back and he counted the names on the list. Then he counted the people in the class. The numbers didn't add up.
He looked up at the Indian guy who he gave the paper to first. Then he looked back at the list. Then he looked at the guy again, then the list again.
Then he said, 'there seems to be an extra person in the room, I suspect it's Fredrick Sidebottom.'
Ofcourse no-one guessed it was me. I would have been the last person they thought it could have been.
I suppose you had to be there...
[size=5]Not to mention the incident with first name Too second name Rude... sorry [/size]
Submitted by Sirus on 22 November, 2005 - 22:27 #64
Fredrick Sidebottom
i dont get it? :?
EDIT
oki got it, its gone
u shud too....thats worse than some of the ones ive used in my tym :evil:
—
The Lover is ever drunk with love;
He is free, he is mad,
He dances with ecstasy and delight.
Caught by our own thoughts,
We worry about every little thing,
But once we get drunk on that love,
Whatever will be, will be.
ɐɥɐɥ
Submitted by Beast on 22 November, 2005 - 22:29 #65
The first one you should delete from your post. It's too rude. If you really want to know then PM me.
Fredrick Sidebottom is just a funny name that's all.
EDITED.
Submitted by Beast on 22 November, 2005 - 22:36 #66
"Darth V-Hayder" wrote:
u shud too....thats worse than some of the ones ive used in my tym :evil:
What ones have you used in your time?
EDIT
Submitted by Sirus on 22 November, 2005 - 22:38 #67
lol no
i never actually used em myself, jus the ones ive heard
—
The Lover is ever drunk with love;
He is free, he is mad,
He dances with ecstasy and delight.
Caught by our own thoughts,
We worry about every little thing,
But once we get drunk on that love,
Whatever will be, will be.
ɐɥɐɥ
Submitted by Angel on 23 November, 2005 - 00:48 #68
"Darth V-Hayder" wrote:
and you post as D.Umber :twisted:
nah u suit it d.umber but more suited to you is tweedledumb or if you prefer tweedleduh
BTW why does everyone have to write in small writing at times
[size=7]it can get really really annoying. But occasionally it does have a purpose...[/size]
[size=4]... Unless it is unreadably small[/size]
—
"For too long, we have been a passively tolerant society, saying to our citizens 'as long as you obey the law, we will leave you alone'" - David Cameron, UK Prime Minister. 13 May 2015.
Submitted by Sirus on 23 November, 2005 - 01:00 #70
annoying..?!
we write small in the hope that small people like yourselves can read it better and understand
:roll:
—
The Lover is ever drunk with love;
He is free, he is mad,
He dances with ecstasy and delight.
Caught by our own thoughts,
We worry about every little thing,
But once we get drunk on that love,
Whatever will be, will be.
ɐɥɐɥ
Submitted by Dawud on 23 November, 2005 - 09:36 #71
Hmm the revival goes blue peter? what sort of resources does the revival have currently/
—
Gentleness and kindness were never a part of anything except that it made it beautiful, and harshness was never a part of anything except that it made it ugly.
Through cheating, stealing, and lying, one may get required results but finally one becomes
Submitted by Sirus on 24 November, 2005 - 00:31 #72
nothing that we made earlier...
coz we do everything later than we should!
—
The Lover is ever drunk with love;
He is free, he is mad,
He dances with ecstasy and delight.
Caught by our own thoughts,
We worry about every little thing,
But once we get drunk on that love,
Whatever will be, will be.
ɐɥɐɥ
Submitted by boxer01 on 27 November, 2005 - 23:53 #73
I tink there a lot of important talking points which can be included in future issues. For example, the following:
1) Haram earnings & their consequences e.g. drugs, fraud, selling alcohol, insurance claims, credit card scams, pirate DVD copies etc.
2) The importance of respect to parents, relatives & neighbours in pleasing Allah (swt).
3) How to overcome temptation for women/wealth - as the Prophet Muhammad (SAW) said women&wealth will be a great test for man.
4)Why NOT to a)envy others, b)despise others, c)be angry with others, d)turn away from one another as muslims, e) be suspicious of one another, f) find faults with one another, g)spy on one another.
5) Patience is a great virtue.
6) Importance of knowledge & education for muslim youth - from cradle to grave.
7) Respecting the rights of everyone muslims & non-muslims.
Obeying the law of the country you live in as a muslim duty.
9) Life after death - being successful & happy in this life which is a test & the hereafter.
10) Signs of Qiyamaat - every second we are moving closer to the day of judgement!
As a young individual myself i have found the previous issues to be very helpful & interesting - articles on Boy/Girlfriends, Alcohol/Clubbing & Drugs, as like the above talking points they are importantly related to this day&age & connect with the muslim youth.
—
Ya Allah Please forgive us all, & shower your blessings and mercy upon us all both Muslims and Non-Muslims, ISLAM IS THE BEST, ALLAH (SWT) IS GREAT, & MUHAMMAD (SAW) IS THE BEST OF ALL MANKIND!!!
Submitted by Dawud on 28 November, 2005 - 15:54 #74
Hello people
Ironic that I'm posting my intro post as I'm considering leaving the forum, not the net, possibly sign up on the new Minhaj forums... :?
But anyways,
Likes: footy,tree climbing, milk, zhikr sessions, colour Green and sweet stuff.
As I sit in the drop in center, the worry of not having my assignment to hand today no longer so prominent, I watch life around me. To my right a fellow student sits transfixed by his screen, right hand on the mouse, left hand in a semi-curled fist (it just became a cupped shape) resting on his chin, the elbow of said arm calmy positioned on the table.
To my left, through the window cars go by, those coming in my direction and those in a contra-manner, crossing planes so many times but never meeting.
I look up at the sky and see a pinkish hue, woah its time for Asr, innabit!
—
Gentleness and kindness were never a part of anything except that it made it beautiful, and harshness was never a part of anything except that it made it ugly.
Through cheating, stealing, and lying, one may get required results but finally one becomes
Submitted by yuit on 28 November, 2005 - 17:45 #75
"Dawud" wrote:
Hello people
Ironic that I'm posting my intro post as I'm considering leaving the forum, not the net, possibly sign up on the new Minhaj forums... :?
I wouldn't bother, it nowhere going to be active enough and it going to be missing the lighter side, like this forum has. But I sure you can post on both forum, just limit yourself in one of them.
—
"A true Muslim is thankful to Allah in prosperity, and resigned to His will in adversity."
Submitted by Dawud on 28 November, 2005 - 19:30 #76
Just realized which thread this in. :oops:
It doesn't matter if its not very active, the Minhaj factor is enough for me.
—
Gentleness and kindness were never a part of anything except that it made it beautiful, and harshness was never a part of anything except that it made it ugly.
Through cheating, stealing, and lying, one may get required results but finally one becomes
It doesn't matter if its not very active, the Minhaj factor is enough for me.
is it impossible to post in both forums?
there's lot of active Minhaj people here
Submitted by yuit on 28 November, 2005 - 22:09 #78
Yeah plus you be representing Minhaj better here as there a bigger and wider audience.
But on the subject matter, considering ed was planning to give out the mags this weekend at the conference, i gather you must have decided what the topics are going to be. Are u going to do a halal entertainment one, i think it would be a good idea with christmas holidays and certain amount of corruption about.
—
"A true Muslim is thankful to Allah in prosperity, and resigned to His will in adversity."
will that mean we will be invaded by a cetain type of people?
I would have to start again to teach the way it is here.
Almost anything goes. Not many people can stand that type of openness.
—
"For too long, we have been a passively tolerant society, saying to our citizens 'as long as you obey the law, we will leave you alone'" - David Cameron, UK Prime Minister. 13 May 2015.
Submitted by Beast on 28 November, 2005 - 22:21 #81
There's only about a handful of active posters on that forum anyway. All they talk about is extremism and nasheeds/naats.
They'll soon get used to the flow of things. Besides, how different can Minhajans be from one another?
And half the Editorial team will have a fit, bacause they disagree with MQ. The rest will have a fit because we have a diferent and thriving audience.
and MQ will have a fit when they read the articles...
We NEED to be independent.
(had a look. They seem to be pretty quiet... they have launched a mag have they not? that would prolly help them get a good membership.)
—
"For too long, we have been a passively tolerant society, saying to our citizens 'as long as you obey the law, we will leave you alone'" - David Cameron, UK Prime Minister. 13 May 2015.
Submitted by Beast on 28 November, 2005 - 22:25 #83
OK, bad idea.
Submitted by Sirus on 29 November, 2005 - 04:02 #84
a minhaj forum dude was at MICS, he admitted it isnt as lively, and he - as well as a few others! - have already signed up to the revival, i know who they are now
also got a few others to join :twisted:
1 reason i would join Minhaj forum - when im too lazy to delve into the legit sources, i can get info from there
no offence, but i found i dont trust half the information i get from here..only 3 posters i take info regarding Islam from very seriously and i consider thier viewpoints to be the same as mine, or as mine should be....on that note, make that 2 and a half!
Dawud Dhood wala..........no point leavin and comin back like the rest
no forum has an Omrow, a Dave, and no forum will ever have a Darth
—
The Lover is ever drunk with love;
He is free, he is mad,
He dances with ecstasy and delight.
Caught by our own thoughts,
We worry about every little thing,
But once we get drunk on that love,
Whatever will be, will be.
ɐɥɐɥ
Submitted by Angel on 29 November, 2005 - 10:05 #85
I am signed on the Minhaj forum it is ummm slow, i would post on it if anyone decided to add topics (cuz i am rubbish at that)....but if there is somethin intrestin i would post on it, its just i got to revival first. (however the minhaj forum has just been launched now)
"Admin" wrote:
I am not MQ.
And half the Editorial team will have a fit, bacause they disagree with MQ. The rest will have a fit because we have a diferent and thriving audience.
and MQ will have a fit when they read the articles...
Admin how can you say that? As a minhaijian these magazines are given to people who are part of MQ and they love this magazine?
Submitted by Dawud on 29 November, 2005 - 10:34 #86
"Admin" wrote:
and MQ will have a fit when they read the articles...
I disagree seeing as I first found out aboput the revival from people handing out revival mags at the 2005 Al Hidayah camp.
People grosed out easily might not want to read this:
Sometimes when you've been wearing a set of night clothes for about a week they smell fine, but if they happen to be near you after you've just taken a shower, you can immediately tell they need a wash.
Well after the MICS camp I suddenly felt I couldn't be bothered with all the Deobandis/Wahabis/Salafis/ on this forum blackening my heart, and the Minhaj forum also talks alot about Shaykh ul Islam, plus now that Med's gone, I don't spend hours a week trying to keep the peace and so my part Raison d'Etre ici has dwindled.
However I didn't say i was leaving and it wouldn't be the same with out some of you [size=7]pakis... j/k[/size]
—
Gentleness and kindness were never a part of anything except that it made it beautiful, and harshness was never a part of anything except that it made it ugly.
Through cheating, stealing, and lying, one may get required results but finally one becomes
People grosed out easily might not want to read this:
Sometimes when you've been wearing a set of night clothes for about a week they smell fine, but if they happen to be near you after you've just taken a shower, you can immediately tell they need a wash.
Well after the MICS camp I suddenly felt I couldn't be bothered with all the Deobandis/Wahabis/Salafis/ on this forum blackening my heart
Intresting anology.
However, we don't have any sectarian debates no more..so why don't you stay?
Submitted by Dave on 29 November, 2005 - 20:17 #88
"Dawud" wrote:
"Admin" wrote:
and MQ will have a fit when they read the articles...
I disagree seeing as I first found out aboput the revival from people handing out revival mags at the 2005 Al Hidayah camp.
People grosed out easily might not want to read this:
Sometimes when you've been wearing a set of night clothes for about a week they smell fine, but if they happen to be near you after you've just taken a shower, you can immediately tell they need a wash.
Well after the MICS camp I suddenly felt I couldn't be bothered with all the Deobandis/Wahabis/Salafis/ on this forum blackening my heart, and the Minhaj forum also talks alot about Shaykh ul Islam, plus now that Med's gone, I don't spend hours a week trying to keep the peace and so my part Raison d'Etre ici has dwindled.
However I didn't say i was leaving and it wouldn't be the same with out some of you [size=7]pakis... j/k[/size]
Are there still deobandis wahabis and salafis here?
Submitted by Seraphim on 29 November, 2005 - 21:39 #89
"Constantine" wrote:
Are there still deobandis wahabis and salafis here?
Why do u ask questions to which u already know the answer
—
Back in BLACK
Submitted by Dave on 30 November, 2005 - 17:11 #90
Never ask a question you don't already know the answer to
ahhhh makes sense
i got a guy on my course calling me darth all the tym
its kinda hard to deny its me
ahhhh well
The Lover is ever drunk with love;
He is free, he is mad,
He dances with ecstasy and delight.
Caught by our own thoughts,
We worry about every little thing,
But once we get drunk on that love,
Whatever will be, will be.
ɐɥɐɥ
PLS call urself Fred
thats the best name-no one will ever guess its u
Lol funny story...
Once in a college in a Key Skills class (don't ask :roll:) the teacher didn't have a register so he told everyone to list their names on a piece of paper that he sent round.
I got the paper after about 4 or 5 other people. I put my name on it, and at the top of the list I wrote 'Fredrick Sidebottom'.
The teacher got the list back and he counted the names on the list. Then he counted the people in the class. The numbers didn't add up.
He looked up at the Indian guy who he gave the paper to first. Then he looked back at the list. Then he looked at the guy again, then the list again.
Then he said, 'there seems to be an extra person in the room, I suspect it's Fredrick Sidebottom.'
Ofcourse no-one guessed it was me. I would have been the last person they thought it could have been.
I suppose you had to be there...
[size=5]Not to mention the incident with first name Too second name Rude... sorry [/size]
Fredrick Sidebottom
i dont get it? :?
EDIT
oki got it, its gone
u shud too....thats worse than some of the ones ive used in my tym :evil:
The Lover is ever drunk with love;
He is free, he is mad,
He dances with ecstasy and delight.
Caught by our own thoughts,
We worry about every little thing,
But once we get drunk on that love,
Whatever will be, will be.
ɐɥɐɥ
The first one you should delete from your post. It's too rude. If you really want to know then PM me.
Fredrick Sidebottom is just a funny name that's all.
EDITED.
What ones have you used in your time?
EDIT
lol no
i never actually used em myself, jus the ones ive heard
The Lover is ever drunk with love;
He is free, he is mad,
He dances with ecstasy and delight.
Caught by our own thoughts,
We worry about every little thing,
But once we get drunk on that love,
Whatever will be, will be.
ɐɥɐɥ
nah u suit it d.umber but more suited to you is tweedledumb or if you prefer tweedleduh
BTW why does everyone have to write in small writing at times
[size=7]it gets rather annoying :x [/size]
[size=7]it can get really really annoying. But occasionally it does have a purpose...[/size]
[size=4]... Unless it is unreadably small[/size]
"For too long, we have been a passively tolerant society, saying to our citizens 'as long as you obey the law, we will leave you alone'" - David Cameron, UK Prime Minister. 13 May 2015.
annoying..?!
we write small in the hope that small people like yourselves can read it better and understand
:roll:
The Lover is ever drunk with love;
He is free, he is mad,
He dances with ecstasy and delight.
Caught by our own thoughts,
We worry about every little thing,
But once we get drunk on that love,
Whatever will be, will be.
ɐɥɐɥ
Hmm the revival goes blue peter?
what sort of resources does the revival have currently/
Gentleness and kindness were never a part of anything except that it made it beautiful, and harshness was never a part of anything except that it made it ugly.
Through cheating, stealing, and lying, one may get required results but finally one becomes
nothing that we made earlier...
coz we do everything later than we should!
The Lover is ever drunk with love;
He is free, he is mad,
He dances with ecstasy and delight.
Caught by our own thoughts,
We worry about every little thing,
But once we get drunk on that love,
Whatever will be, will be.
ɐɥɐɥ
I tink there a lot of important talking points which can be included in future issues. For example, the following:
1) Haram earnings & their consequences e.g. drugs, fraud, selling alcohol, insurance claims, credit card scams, pirate DVD copies etc.
2) The importance of respect to parents, relatives & neighbours in pleasing Allah (swt).
3) How to overcome temptation for women/wealth - as the Prophet Muhammad (SAW) said women&wealth will be a great test for man.
4)Why NOT to a)envy others, b)despise others, c)be angry with others, d)turn away from one another as muslims, e) be suspicious of one another, f) find faults with one another, g)spy on one another.
5) Patience is a great virtue.
6) Importance of knowledge & education for muslim youth - from cradle to grave.
7) Respecting the rights of everyone muslims & non-muslims.
Obeying the law of the country you live in as a muslim duty.
9) Life after death - being successful & happy in this life which is a test & the hereafter.
10) Signs of Qiyamaat - every second we are moving closer to the day of judgement!
As a young individual myself i have found the previous issues to be very helpful & interesting - articles on Boy/Girlfriends, Alcohol/Clubbing & Drugs, as like the above talking points they are importantly related to this day&age & connect with the muslim youth.
Ya Allah Please forgive us all, & shower your blessings and mercy upon us all both Muslims and Non-Muslims, ISLAM IS THE BEST, ALLAH (SWT) IS GREAT, & MUHAMMAD (SAW) IS THE BEST OF ALL MANKIND!!!
Hello people
Ironic that I'm posting my intro post as I'm considering leaving the forum, not the net, possibly sign up on the new Minhaj forums... :?
But anyways,
Likes: footy,tree climbing, milk, zhikr sessions, colour Green and sweet stuff.
As I sit in the drop in center, the worry of not having my assignment to hand today no longer so prominent, I watch life around me. To my right a fellow student sits transfixed by his screen, right hand on the mouse, left hand in a semi-curled fist (it just became a cupped shape) resting on his chin, the elbow of said arm calmy positioned on the table.
To my left, through the window cars go by, those coming in my direction and those in a contra-manner, crossing planes so many times but never meeting.
I look up at the sky and see a pinkish hue, woah its time for Asr, innabit!
Gentleness and kindness were never a part of anything except that it made it beautiful, and harshness was never a part of anything except that it made it ugly.
Through cheating, stealing, and lying, one may get required results but finally one becomes
I wouldn't bother, it nowhere going to be active enough and it going to be missing the lighter side, like this forum has. But I sure you can post on both forum, just limit yourself in one of them.
"A true Muslim is thankful to Allah in prosperity, and resigned to His will in adversity."
[url=http//www.guidancemedia.com/videostream.php?id=Burda.mov]Quran[/url]
Just realized which thread this in. :oops:
It doesn't matter if its not very active, the Minhaj factor is enough for me.
Gentleness and kindness were never a part of anything except that it made it beautiful, and harshness was never a part of anything except that it made it ugly.
Through cheating, stealing, and lying, one may get required results but finally one becomes
is it impossible to post in both forums?
there's lot of active Minhaj people here
Yeah plus you be representing Minhaj better here as there a bigger and wider audience.
But on the subject matter, considering ed was planning to give out the mags this weekend at the conference, i gather you must have decided what the topics are going to be. Are u going to do a halal entertainment one, i think it would be a good idea with christmas holidays and certain amount of corruption about.
"A true Muslim is thankful to Allah in prosperity, and resigned to His will in adversity."
[url=http//www.guidancemedia.com/videostream.php?id=Burda.mov]Quran[/url]
Those guys should give up and link to The Revival if they really want a forum.
will that mean we will be invaded by a cetain type of people?
I would have to start again to teach the way it is here.
Almost anything goes. Not many people can stand that type of openness.
"For too long, we have been a passively tolerant society, saying to our citizens 'as long as you obey the law, we will leave you alone'" - David Cameron, UK Prime Minister. 13 May 2015.
There's only about a handful of active posters on that forum anyway. All they talk about is extremism and nasheeds/naats.
They'll soon get used to the flow of things. Besides, how different can Minhajans be from one another?
Maybe you can suggest a merger to them, Admin.
I am not MQ.
And half the Editorial team will have a fit, bacause they disagree with MQ. The rest will have a fit because we have a diferent and thriving audience.
and MQ will have a fit when they read the articles...
We NEED to be independent.
(had a look. They seem to be pretty quiet... they have launched a mag have they not? that would prolly help them get a good membership.)
"For too long, we have been a passively tolerant society, saying to our citizens 'as long as you obey the law, we will leave you alone'" - David Cameron, UK Prime Minister. 13 May 2015.
OK, bad idea.
a minhaj forum dude was at MICS, he admitted it isnt as lively, and he - as well as a few others! - have already signed up to the revival, i know who they are now
also got a few others to join :twisted:
1 reason i would join Minhaj forum - when im too lazy to delve into the legit sources, i can get info from there
no offence, but i found i dont trust half the information i get from here..only 3 posters i take info regarding Islam from very seriously and i consider thier viewpoints to be the same as mine, or as mine should be....on that note, make that 2 and a half!
Dawud Dhood wala..........no point leavin and comin back like the rest
no forum has an Omrow, a Dave, and no forum will ever have a Darth
The Lover is ever drunk with love;
He is free, he is mad,
He dances with ecstasy and delight.
Caught by our own thoughts,
We worry about every little thing,
But once we get drunk on that love,
Whatever will be, will be.
ɐɥɐɥ
I am signed on the Minhaj forum it is ummm slow, i would post on it if anyone decided to add topics (cuz i am rubbish at that)....but if there is somethin intrestin i would post on it, its just i got to revival first. (however the minhaj forum has just been launched now)
Admin how can you say that? As a minhaijian these magazines are given to people who are part of MQ and they love this magazine?
I disagree seeing as I first found out aboput the revival from people handing out revival mags at the 2005 Al Hidayah camp.
People grosed out easily might not want to read this:
Sometimes when you've been wearing a set of night clothes for about a week they smell fine, but if they happen to be near you after you've just taken a shower, you can immediately tell they need a wash.
Well after the MICS camp I suddenly felt I couldn't be bothered with all the Deobandis/Wahabis/Salafis/ on this forum blackening my heart, and the Minhaj forum also talks alot about Shaykh ul Islam, plus now that Med's gone, I don't spend hours a week trying to keep the peace and so my part Raison d'Etre ici has dwindled.
However I didn't say i was leaving and it wouldn't be the same with out some of you [size=7]pakis... j/k[/size]
Gentleness and kindness were never a part of anything except that it made it beautiful, and harshness was never a part of anything except that it made it ugly.
Through cheating, stealing, and lying, one may get required results but finally one becomes
Intresting anology.
However, we don't have any sectarian debates no more..so why don't you stay?
Are there still deobandis wahabis and salafis here?
Why do u ask questions to which u already know the answer
Back in BLACK
Never ask a question you don't already know the answer to
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