is halwa better than sliced bread?

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Sirus — Wed, 2 Nov 2005 - 01:14

toastyyyyyyy hmmmmmmm

heated up on the Tavvah

throw sum lurpak on the Tavvah 1st tho

then some nice Keema (has to be the one with peas)

ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

Medarris — Wed, 2 Nov 2005 - 01:15

my mom can make a rought gajar ka halwa, also known as gajrela. But as for me, no cant cook and I wont cook, even though im gonna be living in sheffield alone for 5 yrs I refuse to learn to cook, thats a job for wifey wen she comes.

Muhtarama u aint gonna make a very gud wife for ur husband, bechara is gonna be at uni/work all day and is gonna have to come straight into the kitchen to make the haandy, that is rong.

Women are meant to be women, men are meant to be men, you should act like a woman and cook!

Sirus — Wed, 2 Nov 2005 - 01:17

lol, my mate is also living away, hes so lazy he doesnt cook either

luckily for him, hes on the corener of wilmslow road........so hes never short of options wen hes hungry

Medarris — Wed, 2 Nov 2005 - 01:18

roti, me?

thats a joke, I can just about make an omlette or fried egg. I dont know how to make the atta, and never made a chappati in my life.

Like I saidm toast, beans and egg is as far as I go, if im feeling dangerous I might fry some chips but thats it. I aint learning more, not now not ever !

Sirus — Wed, 2 Nov 2005 - 01:20

lol, i meant naj

cooking isnt hard, i like it

i would have done it for design & tech.......but theres a stigma attatched to guys doin cookin as a gcse lol

i remember once, i was feelin hungry at 1am.........fried some kebabs, chopped some vegetables.....muffins....cheese...ketchup....coke....voila!

better than mcdonalds burgers....which doesnt say much....but they were tasty

and oily 😃

star — Wed, 2 Nov 2005 - 01:20

if huzzy wants propa food he'll have ta get me sum nice prezzys. but u know my haandi will be really tastless so why bother,

tell u i can make roti and yea hayder round ones ,

can fry

and best of all make indian tea and english of course, what more can u ask for?

hayder u alwayz gowin on about keema whats with the obsession?

Medarris — Wed, 2 Nov 2005 - 01:23

[quote="naj"]if huzzy wants propa food he'll have ta get me sum nice prezzys. but u know my haandi will be really tastless so why bother,

[/quote]

Muhtarama thats rong!

if my wife tried to make me bribe her Id give her two slaps and chain her to kitchen sink, after 3 days slumped on the cold floor with tha tap dripping and driving her mad, she will learn her place and learn how make tasty food. If my wife tries anything funny with me, I aint gonna take it, gonna sort her out.

Sirus — Wed, 2 Nov 2005 - 01:24

lol....then he wants a wife that will cry when he cries and feel his pain 😂

shame she'llbe crying coz of her own pain :evil:

Medarris — Wed, 2 Nov 2005 - 01:26

loooooooooool,

wel atleast that means she gonna cry when i cry, thats the important bit. If IM sad , I dont want her to be happy!

hahahahahah

(this IS all in jest, yeh? just incase some of the women get all offensive on me)

Sirus — Wed, 2 Nov 2005 - 01:49

no Med, ur the only clown here....

btw....i found Keema in the fridge 😃

my eid come early!!

im so happy, im doin my sehri now....keema, garlic bread, yoghurt...ribena......sweeeeeet 8)

[quote]
hayder u alwayz gowin on about keema whats with the obsession?
[/quote]

Muhtarama, by us, eating keema is a saileant (that the wright word?) feature of Lodhi's.

I pray Allah SWT continues to bless us all with the rizq of Keema with peas

AMEEN. Ya Rab-al-Alameen!

Medarris — Wed, 2 Nov 2005 - 01:53

[quote="Darth V-Hayder"]no Med, ur the only clown here....[/quote]

May ALLAH reward you immensely hayder bro, u knw what I ment.

[quote="Darth V-Hayder"]
Muhtarama, by us, eating keema is a saileant (that the wright word?) feature of Lodhi's.

I pray Allah SWT continues to bless us all with the rizq of Keema with peas

AMEEN. Ya Rab-al-Alameen![/quote]

SALIENT. MashaALLAH I am TEACHING you stuff hayder bro, who wud have guessed. Muhtarama, salient featre, duas, Rabbal Alameen. mashaALLAH, u r learning my young apprentice, but u still have a long way to go.

Sirus — Wed, 2 Nov 2005 - 01:55

lol

ever seen them films or stories where the apprentice kills the master and takes over, in the process exceeding his powers?

if you havnt, you'll witness one live....

star — Wed, 2 Nov 2005 - 01:57

[quote="Darth V-Hayder"]btw....i found Keema in the fridge 😃

[/quote]

ewwwwwwwww , how long it been there for LOL, ALL fungi fyde i bet.. 😂

nice iftar u doin eh?

Medarris — Wed, 2 Nov 2005 - 01:58

!!!!

Ever seen the one where the teacher comes back and gives beats to the student? By us, it is the custom for the teacher to control the student, you are young my apprentice, you are rash and overconfident, I will break you and crush u and then remodel u in my image. then u wont even think of rasing ur eyes to me, u have a long way yet, yung one, a long way.

Sirus — Wed, 2 Nov 2005 - 02:01

[quote="naj"][quote="Darth V-Hayder"]btw....i found Keema in the fridge 😃

[/quote]

ewwwwwwwww , how long it been there for LOL, ALL fungi fyde i bet.. 😂

nice iftar u doin eh?[/quote]

fungy or no fungy.......keema is keema Muhtarma, it should be observed and treated with adab. and then gobbled like a monster would. by us, it is the way of the Lodhi's.

bro, this aint an indiam film........once ur dead, ur dead lol...theres no comin back!

Medarris — Wed, 2 Nov 2005 - 02:04

lol, astaghfirullah, indian films. where do u think they got the idea about people coming back?

It was from us, we look like we vanquished but then at the last moment we rise and seek revenge on the insolent upstarts who dare to challenge us, beware hayder, compete with me and i shall crrush u like a bug.

Sirus — Wed, 2 Nov 2005 - 02:06

i laugh in the face of danger (in the famous words of Simba 🙂 )

brother, bring the whole Mirpuri Mafia, us Lodhi's are ready to kick some rear

we fear you not

Medarris — Wed, 2 Nov 2005 - 02:10

[quote="Darth V-Hayder"]

brother, bring the whole Mirpuri Mafia, us Lodhi's are ready to kick some rear

we fear you not[/quote]

famous last words, hayder.

but seriously dont go disrespecting MPs, I aint gonna b too pleased, i aint chatted about lodhi pathans. abt kicking rear. yeh, wen u c us lot, u gonna b beating lodhis who put u up for the fight and apologising to us MPs for troubling us.

Sirus — Wed, 2 Nov 2005 - 02:13

lol

well u knw where i am,and i await

and as i wait, i smile

i smile as i am happy

i am happy coz i feel honoured

im honoured cozi lead my fearless men in battle

we await you oh med, we await you

btw....my mums family is MP, jus figured lol

Medarris — Wed, 2 Nov 2005 - 02:16

tut tut tut.

I see I have a hard task,

not only are you rude, insolent, arrogant and downright disrespectful to your ustaads, you ALSO dont care a fig for your poor, innocent, suffering saint of a mother. How you lodhis must torture my fellow mirpuran.

and on top of ALL that, ur diseased with lurrrvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeee.

quite a problem child, arent we, hayder lodhi?