What type of muslim are you?
Just a question that popped into my head: what type of muslim are you? I dont mean are you hanafi or maliki, salafi or brelwi, zaydi or ithna ashari?
I mean are you moderate, hardline, liberal, extremist, jihadi, apologetic?
Moderate: think u can now take ur beards and scarves off cos ur in danger danger danger!
hardline: reject any movement from the old school. will not tolerate small changes in rulings or interpretations.
liberal: use their own sick minds to make up their own interpretations of islam. think its all about ur heart, doesnt matter if u tarted up or look like a pimp - cos apparently ur hearts clean?
extremist: think muslims are all sick and deviated except for their own lil group. think we need to go out and purify the world. see thed devils hand in every1 elses business but their own. criticise every1 including muslims of the islamic golden age as deviants.
jihadi: just itchin for a fight - home or away
apologetic: like some things of islam but find some true facts hard to stomach so try to explain them away- eg slavery, polygamy, executions etc.
which group do u bunch of clowns fall into?
What type of muslim are you?
What type of muslim are you?
Hey Medieval is ASB, but with added humour!
What type of muslim are you?
[quote="Medievalist"]oh yes DARLING!
i saw thee most DELIGHTFUL burbury handbag in Harrods yesterday; it matched by EXTREMELY daring shalwar and fitted like a leather glove on my delicate porcelin like rists.
Oh darling do be a dear and BUY me one wont u?[/quote]
ewwww thats so batty! no gal talks like that and if she does she should be shot!
What type of muslim are you?
i like these 'forums'
can have a rite laugh, but dont any of u go to my madrassah and tell em that i been chattin abt burbury handbags or im gonna get beatings!!
i dunno y abdussalam left here, its propa laugh, just chat it 24/7 and no1 says anything 2 u. wel no1 that matters .
hahahahahaha
OI! i aint batty. im just acting funny!
was i out of line? i dont want ppl to think im sodomite. they are abomination. i was only having a laugh not serious!!!
What type of muslim are you?
Relax.
If anyone thought you were, you would have been put to the slaughter long ago.
What type of muslim are you?
tut tut tut
admin are you advocatin anti-sodomite activities like homophobic attacks?!
i am shoccked. we should understand them and comfort them, not send them to slaughter house, plus i dont think they are halal? i aint got anyfatwas to back me up on that 1 so dont go quoting me .
hahahahah
im gettin the hang of ur ppls humour.
What type of muslim are you?
[quote="Medievalist"]tut tut tut
admin are you advocatin anti-sodomite activities like homophobic attacks?!
i am shoccked. we should understand them and comfort them, not send them to slaughter house, plus i dont think they are halal? i aint got anyfatwas to back me up on that 1 so dont go quoting me .
hahahahah
im gettin the hang of ur ppls humour.[/quote]
is it ok that this guy is actually scarin me? :?
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[quote="angel"][quote="Hay-DUH"]u luv spoilin fun dont ya?
1st we cant talk about ps2, now we cant be knights in shining armour!!
i suppose we shud all jus dress in pretty pink and talk about handbags.... :roll:[/quote]
yes please that would be more fun![/quote]
handbags and the colour pink aint the only thing on a gyalz mind,what do u know of apart from the apparent obvious? :roll:
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[quote="angel"]
is it ok that this guy is actually scarin me? :?[/quote]
y am i scaring u?! i hvent done anything dodgy.
What type of muslim are you?
[quote="kuri/19"]
handbags and the colour pink aint the only thing on a gyalz mind,what do u know of apart from the apparent obvious? :roll:[/quote]
Thats silly boys for ya, they think they know-it-all but in actual fact they know nothin, zilch, yada!
What type of muslim are you?
[quote="Medievalist"][quote="angel"]
is it ok that this guy is actually scarin me? :?[/quote]
y am i scaring u?! i hvent done anything dodgy.[/quote]
i dunno about angel but theres somat about your name medievalist...we've got more plastic gangstas comin 😉
What type of muslim are you?
oh.
i thought medievalist is quite a gud name. reminds me of chivalry and honour and horseriding. reminds of knights and damsels in distress.
well i like my name. i think its gud.
What type of muslim are you?
[quote="Medievalist"]oh.
i thought medievalist is quite a gud name. reminds me of chivalry and honour and horseriding. reminds of knights and damsels in distress.
well i like my name. i think its gud.[/quote]
bear in mind its not ya real name .which u could alwayz change go 4 it and take kuris advice 😂
What type of muslim are you?
[quote="Medievalist"][quote="angel"]
is it ok that this guy is actually scarin me? :?[/quote]
y am i scaring u?! i hvent done anything dodgy.[/quote]
nah nothin bout been dodgy, its just this mad change in personality in 2 secs!
What type of muslim are you?
[quote="kuri/19"]
handbags and the colour pink aint the only thing on a gyalz mind,what do u know of apart from the apparent obvious? :roll:[/quote]
Well seeing as we're generalising, girls are quick to anger, they like matching colours and they always think other girls are looking at them i.e. looking at what they're wearing, how bony they are etc
oh and they like anti-guy jokes like:
If a man says something in a forest and there's no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
Disclaimer: any offensive material in this work is only intended as a joke, if you don't find it funny I have this picture of Hayder's older brother drinking petrol out of a petrol pump ( 😂 i'm laughing just thinking about it). That reminds me, Hayder if find any of my gruds on your window can I have them back please?
What type of muslim are you?
[quote="dawud"]If a man says something in a forest and there's no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?[/quote]
Its wrong for me to find that funny, but you know it is funny.
What type of muslim are you?
lol, nothing of the sort.
I am still that , what was it some ppl called me?
narrow minded tablighi jamaati who only apparently worries about beard, women at home and niqab!
U see when i get into a serious issue i dont bring in jokes, they are rite at the rite place and have no place when warning ppl agaisnt rong ways.
Although sometiems i do think i have a split personality. Act strict sometimes but then have a laugh on the other. Dunno if i got a mental imbalance cos a lot of my family think theres something wrng with me,
but i aint going back to the white suit men.
U tell em from me that they aint taking me back to the building with white suit men alive. I''ll die b4 they get me bak into the padded room.
gold . . . shylock . . . nails .. . .who said that?
What type of muslim are you?
u propa remind me of my bros...hes like u and i cnt stand him
What type of muslim are you?
[quote="Admin"][quote="dawud"]If a man says something in a forest and there's no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?[/quote]
Its wrong for me to find that funny, but you know it is funny.[/quote]
erm i dont get that joke dawud.....wht u findin funny admin?
What type of muslim are you?
I will generalise here.
Women think they know better. They think they are always right. That means the man must be wrong.
Now if there are no women about... is the man still wrong?
Explaining jokes will always ruin them.
What type of muslim are you?
[quote="Admin"]I will generalise here.
Women think they know better. A man is always wrong.[/quote]
That was not generalisation...but i will correct yout slightly...women know better and men are always wrong..thats the 1st time i have been in agreement with you!
What type of muslim are you?
I changed my post...
What type of muslim are you?
[quote="Admin"]I will generalise here.
Women think they know better. They think they are always right. That means the man must be wrong.
Now if there are no women about... is the man still wrong?
Explaining jokes will always ruin them.[/quote]
arite i guess some ppl hav 2 be slow at times 2 get jokes....i admit im slow at times.....
p.s women dont think they know better but they know so they are better 😂 right angel
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[quote="Admin"]I changed my post...[/quote]
Tough the first thing you say comes from the heart, neway i have posted somethin with your orignal post...as admin you can change it but if you do u watch what happens..
lol