How to not touch men?

Hummus —

I came across this video today and wanted to share it with the rest of you. Happy watching since there's lots of tips that may come in handy some day. 

[video:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3y-1RMRn_vA]

LookingToSee — Sun, 26 May 2013 - 16:37

put on a very serious face and say "there is a difference of opinion on who has got cooties, but if we DO touch, one of us will suffer."

or stare at their hand like "what the heck do you want me to do with your hand?"

or scream COOOOOOOOTIES and run.

Hummus — Tue, 28 May 2013 - 14:15

[quote=Looking To See]put on a very serious face and say "there is a difference of opinion on who has got cooties, but if we DO touch, one of us will suffer."

or stare at their hand like "what the heck do you want me to do with your hand?"

or scream COOOOOOOOTIES and run.[/quote]

This would be part of a comedy act that i'd love to witness.

Seraphim — Wed, 29 May 2013 - 08:55

[quote=Looking To See]but...it's still haram to touch non-mahram male for no reason.[/quote]

Oooh... what reason do you like to use?

LOL