On a Scale of Fabulous to Extremely Fabulous how Fabulous are Tigers?

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Dave — Tue, 16 Aug 2005 - 17:24

Where is everybody! I am terrified, disoriented and alone!!!

ahhhhhhhhh

Okay, so I have run through the memberlist not once, not twice but THRICE.

(pronounced Three-[i]Che[/i])

And I have come to the conclusion that Aasiyah, Latifah, Shabs, El-Georgo, lilsis, afro, and a whoooooole buncha people are just plain not here at the moment.

Irfan has apparently been eaten by Irfghan and Seraph

well... on second thought Seraph is still pretty much Seraph-tastic, no change there - well done m'boy.

Well... that's pretty much all I've got.

My first topic on the new, new forums and it's wasteful.

Oh boy...

Admins - DO YOUR THING.

Dave — Tue, 16 Aug 2005 - 17:30

[b]HOW TO WRITE A COLD PLAY SONG[/b]

By:

Dave

Step One: Find a Piano and play the same three chords over and over again
Step Two: Get a guitar and play the same three chords over and over again
Step Three: Get a drum and hit it over and over again
Step Four: Get fabulously drunk
Step Five: Sing the same three notes as above, using the directions from a poptart package as the lyrics (nobody will be able to understand you anyway)
Step Six: Occasionally elongate the late syllable before you repeat the chord again, this (along with being drunk) will give your lyrics a "ghostly" sound
Step Seven: Be sure to ask impossible to answer existential questions occasionaly in your lyrics

Example:

Step OooOoNe Open the poptaaarRrrRRRts, WhhhyYYyyYY is there a cloud ooOooOOoVER mEeee Place poptaaaAAAARRrrRrts into MicrowWAAve.

Welcome to the club.

Angel — Tue, 16 Aug 2005 - 18:23

[quote="Dave"]Where is everybody! I am terrified, disoriented and alone!!!

ahhhhhhhhh

Okay, so I have run through the memberlist not once, not twice but THRICE.

(pronounced Three-[i]Che[/i])

And I have come to the conclusion that Aasiyah, Latifah, Shabs, El-Georgo, lilsis, afro, and a whoooooole buncha people are just plain not here at the moment.

Irfan has apparently been eaten by Irfghan and Seraph

well... on second thought Seraph is still pretty much Seraph-tastic, no change there - well done m'boy.

Well... that's pretty much all I've got.

My first topic on the new, new forums and it's wasteful.

Oh boy...

Admins - DO YOUR THING.[/quote]

omg what has happened to your english!? "Way my boyz at?" that concerns me!

firstly lilsis and muslimsis are away to manchester, i thot it was only for the weekend but seems not cuz they aint posted since friday..georgy comes on from time to time just to diss me and scotland and to go on bout that rubbish footy team he calls "professional"..

aasiyah and aphro post very very rarely

Latifah posted in the new forums but not the new new forums and shabs well that girl has just disapeared!

St George — Thu, 18 Aug 2005 - 21:55

[quote="angel"][quote="Dave"]Where is everybody! I am terrified, disoriented and alone!!!

ahhhhhhhhh

Okay, so I have run through the memberlist not once, not twice but THRICE.

(pronounced Three-[i]Che[/i])

And I have come to the conclusion that Aasiyah, Latifah, Shabs, El-Georgo, lilsis, afro, and a whoooooole buncha people are just plain not here at the moment.

Irfan has apparently been eaten by Irfghan and Seraph

well... on second thought Seraph is still pretty much Seraph-tastic, no change there - well done m'boy.

Well... that's pretty much all I've got.

My first topic on the new, new forums and it's wasteful.

Oh boy...

Admins - DO YOUR THING.[/quote]

..georgy comes on from time to time just to diss me and scotland and to go on bout that rubbish footy team he calls "professional"..

![/quote]

OCH!

wee angel...ive niver says a bad word aboot u !

how could i?

after all, ur an angel

not ur fault ur scottish....we all got a burden to bear...

😃

kidding...ur my favourite scot