19 ways to recognize a Paki

judda —

1.You believe in the stupid old wives tale that drinking milk and eating fish together makes your skin blotchy
2.You got brown skin but you got a stupid obsession of wanting lighter skin
3.You think Urdu is a “Muslim Language” and you think English is a “Kafir language”
4.You have got a VERY large family, coz your grandparents have never heard of contraception, your parents are too stingy to get some and you’re too lazy to use them.
5.You are a big fan of ‘Tibet’ cream.
6.You don’t bother using hair conditioner or a hair detangling spray on your hair instead you use cheap hair oil. (Jasmine and mustard oil are very popular)
7.You have got a mate called Imran who was named after Imran Khan
8.BOYZ: every hole is a goal but you want to marry a virgin at the end of the day
9.You some how hate the Hindus and the Sikhs but you copy all their wedding customs on your wedding day
10.Your so proud of being a Paki despite Pakistan being the second most corrupt country in the world (and Musharraf even said on TV that he didn’t believe in ‘human rights’)
11.You believe that saying the word ‘pig’ leaves your mouth unclean for 40 days.
12.You don’t know the difference between religion and culture and think curry is ‘Muslim food’
13.You see someone sinning and instead of saying ‘Astagfirullah’ you say ‘Ayayayayayayayayayayaya’ (I noticed the Indians say Chi Chi Chi)
14.BOYZ: You soak your hair in hair gel but if anyone touches your hair they better be writing there will.
15.You drive a Ford Fiesta and you act like you are in a Ferrari Enzo.
16.The only place you EVER go abroad is Pakistan, if your relatives are here don’t bother going abroad at all
17.You have got an obsession with keeping your weird culture alive
18.The only career you seem to be into in is a doctor
19.You think ‘puberty’ is a dirty word

PS Most of the above was based on freshies in Bradistan.

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judda — Mon, 15 Aug 2005 - 08:52

I don’t…

Mi g/f a paki…

It wasn’t suppose to be offensive… the list was done by a PAKI at APWA… the actual list was 569 ways to recognize a Paki but I could only remember 19...

Like yashmaki said there is nothing wrong with my username, I knew EXACTLY what it meant; you dirty minded sods got the wrong end of the stick… 😂

judda — Mon, 15 Aug 2005 - 09:19

[quote="Admin"]I think the humour is missing n those 19 points.

Some are also incorrect IMO.

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I told that to my mates sister and she said “Coz Pak is a V. big place and customs slightly vary not everyone is going to fit in ALL the stuff mentioned”

I found this one amusing…

“You’re a 30 year old man and you still share a bad with your mom”

My mate from Karachi was laughing his head off and told me ‘who shared a bed with their mom’ and my mate from Mirpir didn’t have a clue that sort of stuff happened…

IMO that’s sick…

judda — Mon, 15 Aug 2005 - 10:34

[quote="angel"][quote="Admin"]I think the humour is missing n those 19 points.

Some are also incorrect IMO.

The least I would expect is for them to be funny, and brutally honest.

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maybe they are 19 ways to recognise "pimp", i think he just tryin to remind you who he is![/quote]

Lol tell me which one of the following is not true BTW i did get called a coconut for posting that;

1. You have got a VERY large family

2. You’re so proud of being a Paki despite Pakistan being the second most corrupt country in the world (and Musharraf even said on TV that he didn’t believe in ‘human rights’)

3. The only place you EVER go abroad is Pakistan, if your relatives are here you don’t bother going abroad at all

4. You have got an obsession with keeping your weird culture alive

Every Paki I know can relate to ALL of the above…

Prove to me that ALL those above do not apply to you…

If you don’t reply I’ll assume they do…

judda — Tue, 16 Aug 2005 - 09:48

[quote="Admin"]I think the humour is missing n those 19 points.

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Well what was so funny about ‘101 ways to recognize an Asian’, if I remember correctly you said it was ‘hilarious’, I thought it was crap, and I thought this one was more funnier…

I am going to London this weekend and I am gonna give the guy who wrote that ‘101 ways to recognise an Asian’ list a slap across the face for being so ‘racist’…

I would like to start a Petition for members to sign to give that guy a slap, for each name written I will give him a slap, i.e. two names written he gets two slaps, three names written he get three slaps, four names written he gets four slaps and so on…

ali_sabri — Wed, 17 Aug 2005 - 01:13

I'M a paki but i dont think that all your points apply 2 me. i do have a large family, but i dont just visit pakistan or Saudi arabia for umrah or hajj. i have travelled in europe and Abu-dhabi & thats not because i have relatives living there. i think you were refering to "typical paki's?" i dont boast about pakistan etc, though when asked i wont deny i am from there. i think it's the typical paki's who you were listing, who most commonly marry thier cousins. (not something i have aginst or anything), who furthermore only listen 2 bhangra or bollywood & wave pakistan flags on EID DAY (Any relevance??) & laslty are vey hyper active or centre of attention when in a crowd of peope, acting like they are celebs, not realising they had spent the whole months wages just on designer gear).

you guy'z mite be thinking (this guy is a coconut!) lol. nah not a cocunut either jus realise the potential i alredy have, 2 go beyond the typical paki's brain capacity.

You — Wed, 17 Aug 2005 - 02:15

Judda; I never said it was racist. Just not funny.

I am entitled to my opinion.

IMO it was a bad move making that as your first post (if it was...) as noone knows who you are. Noone knows your opinions, and because some of us do not find it funny, we do not know if it is an icebreaker, or just a nutcase.

judda — Wed, 17 Aug 2005 - 09:30

[quote="Admin"]Judda; I never said it was racist. Just not funny.

I am entitled to my opinion.

IMO it was a bad move making that as your first post (if it was...) as noone knows who you are. Noone knows your opinions, and because some of us do not find it funny, we do not know if it is an icebreaker, or just a nutcase.[/quote]

its a nutcase ya talking too!!!!!

BTW y aint i banned?

You — Wed, 17 Aug 2005 - 11:35

y, do you wan to be?

I can ban you.

People have asked me to ban you.

However I have not made a firm decision yet.

If you continue to just accuse others, I may have no choice, but I prefer people to answer stupid questions (they are only stupid because we know the answer; many don't), than to delete, and leave any confusion behind.

judda — Wed, 17 Aug 2005 - 11:58

once 6 weeks hols have finsihed i wont be coming back....

[unless i get bored in ICT]

Beast — Wed, 17 Aug 2005 - 12:03

[quote="Judda"]once 6 weeks hols have finsihed i wont be coming back....

[unless i get bored in ICT][/quote]

There are other forums you can go to.

judda — Wed, 17 Aug 2005 - 12:11

I prefer this one :o

Best forum on net :o

wid best admin in da world :o