The Seven Word Story

[quote="angel"][quote="Seraph"]but then he winked 😉 at her[/quote]

and then lilsis slapped the perv!

p.s. who wants to be the perv huh?

any takers?[/quote]

thank u for that angel

i couldnt think how to get out of this one

good for nothing boys

:roll:

[quote="MuslimSisLilSis"][quote="angel"][quote="Seraph"]but then he winked 😉 at her[/quote]

and then lilsis slapped the perv!

p.s. who wants to be the perv huh?

any takers?[/quote]

thank u for that angel

i couldnt think how to get out of this one

good for nothing boys

:roll:[/quote]

no problem we need to put these boys in their place!

gtg at wrk break is over...tc ws x

p.s. sort them out and il join in when i get bak frm wrk

[quote="angel"][quote="Seraph"]but then he winked 😉 at her[/quote]

and then lilsis slapped the perv!

p.s. who wants to be the perv huh?

any takers?[/quote]

The stranger shrugged and then winked 😉 at

[quote="Seraph"]
The stranger shrugged and then winked 😉 at[/quote]

MrEd who then stopped for a chat 😉

but seemed to have forgotten his shoes

[quote="TheWizard"]but seemed to have forgotten his shoes[/quote]

and his brain 😉

[quote="angel"][quote="TheWizard"]but seemed to have forgotten his shoes[/quote]

and his brain :wink:[/quote]

but Mr ED never forgot to beat the crap out of him just for the sake of it and he didnt care about using 7 words! 😂

[quote="TheRevivalEditor"][quote="angel"][quote="TheWizard"]but seemed to have forgotten his shoes[/quote]

and his brain :wink:[/quote]

but Mr ED never forgot to beat the crap out of him just for the sake of it and he didnt care about using 7 words! :lol:[/quote]

Then he awoke 4m the dream to...

[quote="Seraph"][quote="TheRevivalEditor"][quote="angel"][quote="TheWizard"]but seemed to have forgotten his shoes[/quote]

and his brain :wink:[/quote]

but Mr ED never forgot to beat the crap out of him just for the sake of it and he didnt care about using 7 words! :lol:[/quote]

Then he awoke 4m the dream to...[/quote]

realise that he had actually been mugged by many thugs who consisted of..

p.s. cudnt help it!

HT's

[quote="Hayder Hussain"]HT's[/quote]

plus big bro who left out of jealousy and beat up ed 🙂

Ed then went home crying...

[quote="irfghan"]Ed then went home crying...[/quote]

and asked his mummy for a big hug but then...

He got told off for not standing up for himslef.

[quote="irfghan"]He got told off for not standing up for himslef.[/quote]

AGAIN!! his mummy told him to be a man and not a mouse...

[quote="MuslimSisLilSis"][quote="irfghan"]He got told off for not standing up for himslef.[/quote]

AGAIN!! his mummy told him to be a man and not a mouse...[/quote]

and startin beatin him up with a stick over his wounds, and ed thought to himself...

[quote="angel"]
and startin beatin him up with a stick over his wounds, and ed thought to himself...[/quote]

this only happened cos I'm so long with all them lovely revival members, it must be a punishment from above

[quote="MuslimSisLilSis"][quote="angel"]
and startin beatin him up with a stick over his wounds, and ed thought to himself...[/quote]

this only happened cos I'm so long with all them lovely revival members, it must be a punishment from above[/quote]

i must apologise to all the members at once, its only cuz of them i am here, at the peak..the ed of the revival..

[quote="angel"]

i must apologise to all the members at once, its only cuz of them i am here, at the peak..the ed of the revival..[/quote]

so he decided to make it up to all the lovely revival members for making him who he is by....

[quote="MuslimSisLilSis"][quote="angel"]

i must apologise to all the members at once, its only cuz of them i am here, at the peak..the ed of the revival..[/quote]

so he decided to make it up to all the lovely revival members for making him who he is by....[/quote]

givin them free revival magazines and cooking a feast for them..

[quote="angel"]

givin them free revival magazines and cooking a feast for them..[/quote]

and writing a acknowledgment piece in every issue bigging up all them who made him who he is

But he didn't know how to cook so he offered beans on toast.

[quote="irfghan"]But he didn't know how to cook so he offered beans on toast.[/quote]

LilSis refused to eat such a common lowly dish...

So she starved to death. Served her right. Food is food. Eat or die.

[quote="irfghan"]So she starved to death. Served her right. Food is food. Eat or die.[/quote]

no mistake she didnt she decided to treat herself to a posh meal and gave ed leaves to eat

[quote="angel"][quote="irfghan"]So she starved to death. Served her right. Food is food. Eat or die.[/quote]

no mistake she didnt she decided to treat herself to a posh meal and gave ed leaves to eat[/quote]

But Ed was the host so he ate wat everyone else did.

[quote="irfghan"][quote="angel"][quote="irfghan"]So she starved to death. Served her right. Food is food. Eat or die.[/quote]

no mistake she didnt she decided to treat herself to a posh meal and gave ed leaves to eat[/quote]

But Ed was the host so he ate wat everyone else did.[/quote]

no he didnt he had leaves and water..

p.s. he has ate the leaves you cnt say that after it has been said its a story :roll: and whats with defendin ed? its just getin our bak for him ignorin us

I liked this stroy

it started of with me walking down the street and ended up with Mr Ed getting beats from some thugs and his mum and ended up eating leaves

This can become a best seller :twisted:

[quote="MuslimSisLilSis"]I liked this stroy

it started of with me walking down the street and ended up with Mr Ed getting beats from some thugs and his mum and ended up eating leaves

This can become a best seller :twisted:[/quote]

yeh lets aim for another best seller.

here goes...

"there was once a humble man named...

Hayder Hussain Khan Sabri

(p.s. duz the 7 words rule apply?)