NO TOPIC - Part 4

Omrow —

Hi,

For those of you who may be new,
this is a NO TOPIC thread. Here were discuss nothing.

When we have nothing to say, we say it here.

In this thread we just relax and let everything out. This is your ideal place to talk about nothing. If something does not fit into any other catagory, then it will easily fit in here.

flies the falcon high discussing nothing
more pleasure when she's just messing
when the flower sings but says naught
thats when her smell has great clout

Previous NO TOPICS:

http://www.therevival.co.uk/node/1781
http://www.therevival.co.uk/forum/general/3365

Forum

malik — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 - 13:18

Friday 19 June 2009

SKY: Breaking News
Live from Tehran

Ayatollah: "UK is out most treacherous enemy"

The Ayatollah attacks "enemies" who doubt Iran's election was legitimate - naming the UK government as the most treacherous.

s.b.f — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 - 15:49

After reading a now deleted post...I've rephrased the question:

Is King Herod's son, Herod Antipas mentioned in the Qu'ran / Islam?

Ya'qub — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 - 14:57

I was filling in an application, something to do with my uni, and at the end they asked me to put ethnicity.

The choice for 'white' was:

-British
-British (Welsh)
-Irish
-Other

How come Welsh got their own choice? And how come no Scottish?

idi — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 - 15:56

lol u got a funny imagination if thats the first thing you thought about...

TPOS — Sun, 5 Jul 2009 - 16:51

Ok it just started pouring down and i had to run to take off the clothes from the washing line luckily i took off the dry clothes earlier when it was "spitting" otherwise i would be even more soaked!

This is really stuck in my head - # Amid the confusion, the chaos and the pain.A man emerged and Muhammad was his name. And walking with nothing but Allah as his aid. And the mark of a prophet between his shoulder blades...#

I've learnt how to work out how far i can see without my glasses...
im -3.75 so divide 100 by 3.75 and u get 26.something therefore i can see clearly 26cm without my glasses and then it gets blury. 🙂

You — Mon, 6 Jul 2009 - 22:08

Just under 4. Google says 3.84 (and no, google is not a calculator. :P)

Ya'qub — Mon, 6 Jul 2009 - 22:46

[quote=wednesday][quote=Ya'qub]What's 2 divided by 3?[/quote]

0.66? [/quote]

Not exactly.

You — Mon, 6 Jul 2009 - 22:53

[quote=Ya'qub][quote=wednesday][quote=Ya'qub]What's 2 divided by 3?[/quote]

0.66? [/quote]

Not exactly.[/quote]

😂

Geeks!

Ya'qub — Tue, 7 Jul 2009 - 09:13

[quote=wednesday][quote=Ya'qub][quote=wednesday][quote=Ya'qub]What's 2 divided by 3?[/quote]

0.66? [/quote]

Not exactly.[/quote]
0.67 :roll: [/quote]

A little closer... still not exact! Somewhere between your guesses

Omro (not verified) — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 - 17:00

Something very weird is going on.

I think someone hacked into my account.

Boss, please check it out.

I could not log in on 13 July 2009 4:55 pm.

I kept trying.

But this is what I saw:

Who's online
There are currently 8 users and 10 guests online.
Online users
Omrow
You
Omrow
Omrow
Omrow
Omrow
Omrow
UniteTheUmmah

Omrow — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 - 14:14

Well, I would not have been able to log in if password was incorrect.

I did everything right.

It just would not show up as logged.

Somebody hacked in and tried to be show how clever he is.

Any monkey can do those tricks.

Its the debate where the brain is seen.

Sephy (not verified) — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 - 18:51

lol, that reminds me of an interview i went to once.

I was sat outside the interview room and when the interviewer came out (he was a muslim brother, beard and all) accompanied by a non-muslim interviewer and when he greeted me with hello and shook my hand I replied with

'asalamalykum'...... long pause... the guy smiled awkwardly and i thought 'shit iv just screwed it up havent i?'

in the end i didnt really like want that job and he didnt offer it, so it was neither a gain nor a loss.

Ya'qub — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 - 21:43

[quote=Sephy]lol, that reminds me of an interview i went to once.

I was sat outside the interview room and when the interviewer came out (he was a muslim brother, beard and all) accompanied by a non-muslim interviewer and when he greeted me with hello and shook my hand I replied with

'asalamalykum'...... long pause... the guy smiled awkwardly and i thought 'shit iv just screwed it up havent i?'

in the end i didnt really like want that job and he didnt offer it, so it was neither a gain nor a loss.[/quote]

He probably didn't want it to seem to his colleague that he might give 'special treatment' to you just cos you're Muslim.

Imagine in the discussion at the end if he kept saying 'I thought that Adnan guy was really good' and the other guy thinking 'are you just saying that cos of some weird conspiracy to implement Shariah law in my Homeland?"

You — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 - 21:52

Or he failed the integrity check.

"This guy is a good Muslim. He probably has some integrity, so he surely can't be a good lawyer!"

(Yes, I am playing to the stereotype.)

RI_RS — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 - 22:29

[quote=Sephy]Rawr?[/quote]

😂 adorable >.<

I remember when Cube linked to a different one with a big dinosaur on it, same slogan xD

Should become an established word with an actual definition :p

Think 'Rawr' will ever go into the dictionary?

'onomatopoeic colloquial word meaning "i love you" ' 😂

Ya'qub — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 - 22:36

[quote=You]Or he failed the integrity check.

"This guy is a good Muslim. He probably has some integrity, so he surely can't be a good lawyer!"

(Yes, I am playing to the stereotype.)[/quote]

What is the difference between a lawyer and a sperm?

A sperm has a 1 in 50,000 chance of becoming a human being!

LOOOOOOOOOOOLLMAOLOOOOOLLLROFLLOOOOOL!!!!!!!!

Dawud — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 - 17:36

[quote=Ya'qub]

LOOOOOOOOOOOLLMAOLOOOOOLLLROFLLOOOOOL!!!!!!!![/quote]
Dude, your keyboard's broken.

Joie de Vivre — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 - 20:30

[quote=You]Sheeple[/quote]
That was brilliant.

Just noticed something about it. True that anyone who uses the word sheeple deserves to be shot, lightly, and the title of the image is the ultimate in demonstrating those behaviours of which one accuses others.

And this seems like as good a thread as any on which to end my involvement for today and get off the politics by sending my love to everyone.

You — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 - 15:41

From somewhere else, a comment that I liked:

They say being a hostage is difficult. But I could do that with my hands tied behind my back

Ya'qub — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 - 19:40

[quote=You]From somewhere else, a comment that I liked:

They say being a hostage is difficult. But I could do that with my hands tied behind my back

[/quote]

Thanks!

/copies onto fb status

idi — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 - 13:41

[quote=Ya'qub][quote=You]From somewhere else, a comment that I liked:

They say being a hostage is difficult. But I could do that with my hands tied behind my back

[/quote]

Thanks!

/copies onto fb status[/quote]

haha i did the exact same thing!
is jesus the most quoted prophet in da quran?