7 Word Story

Ya'qub —

No, not a whole story in just seven words. That would be very difficult to have character development and/or a compelling twist at the end.

But...

A story that we write together (thus serving the useful purpose of Ummah unity and all that jazz), seven words at a time.

There have to be some rules, which I will now go through with you.

1) All posts must be relevant to story.
2) All posts must be seven words only.
3) No more and no less than seven.
4) I really mean it; I'm utterly serious.
5) Don't think I'll make exceptions; I won't.
6) I am the boss of the story.
7) There must be no Star Wars references.

OK, so those are the rules. Only seven rules, each has only seven words. There's a beautiful simplicity to it, isn't there?

You shouldn't quote other people's quotes, comment on what other people have written, or say things like 'LOOOOL I love that bit' or anything. If you DO 'love that bit', then that's fine, but DON'T comment on it on this thread.

You'll ruin everyone's fun.

And I'll hunt you down.

OK, so since I'm the boss of the story I will start it. Here goes...

IT BEGINS!!

"I was surfing the Revival Forum when..."

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Noor — Sun, 26 Apr 2009 - 17:14

BijouXAnd slap Micheal Jackson for being idiot...

:shock:

Indy (not verified) — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 - 10:38

Noor

BijouXAnd slap Micheal Jackson for being idiot...

:shock:

:badgrin:

s.b.f — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 - 12:43

The LampCrimson red fire ruptured the innocent sky

...and red frogs fell from the clouds....

The Lamp — Tue, 5 May 2009 - 16:11

This isn't part of the story: I have a bad feeling about this.

Hahahaah 2 rules have been broken. OK let's get back to the story.

You — Tue, 5 May 2009 - 16:43

or somebody sensible lock the thread already!

Seraphim — Wed, 6 May 2009 - 20:04

MakeMeRawr_6TeenFSuddenly there was an earth shaking explosion

I looked outside around and saw a

RI_RS — Wed, 6 May 2009 - 22:25

a six eyed purple-people-eater coming my way!

(They're hyphenated! :p )

Sephy (not verified) — Thu, 7 May 2009 - 17:42

Ya'qubFortunately, a policeman beat the monster up...

Only to steal its wallet and shoes

afzana_javed — Thu, 7 May 2009 - 21:07

Sephy

Ya'qubFortunately, a policeman beat the monster up...

Only to steal its wallet and shoes

He opened the wallet to find that...

afzana_javed — Thu, 7 May 2009 - 21:22

Ya'qubthe monster was an illegal immigrant, so

Off he went back to Monsterland, but...

Seraphim — Thu, 7 May 2009 - 22:24

afzana_javed

Ya'qubthe monster was an illegal immigrant, so

Off he went back to Monsterland, but...

But he started crying like a woman

afzana_javed — Fri, 8 May 2009 - 20:14

Ya'qub"Don't you mean 'siren'?" asked the monster,

The police officer fell into deep contemplation

Seraphim — Fri, 8 May 2009 - 20:52

afzana_javed

Ya'qub"Don't you mean 'siren'?" asked the monster,

The police officer fell into deep contemplation

before bursting out laughing