Riddles

idi —

salaam brothers and sisters and mupets lol

since we alredy got a jokes topic letz make a riddles one

and to make iot intresting, i PROMISE whoever getz the right answer to the following riddle on thier first guess, i will post them £10 thru the post lol
itz a promise

"you can wear it, but u should wear it.
and when you do wear it, you cant see it.."

dnt just take random guesses, think before you say something.....

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idi — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 - 09:20

lol
aright here's a couple
1. What can you hold without it ever using your arms or hands?
2.what gets bigger the more you take away
3.what gets wetter the more you dry

Seraphim — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 - 10:37

[quote="M4k4v3l1"]lol
aright here's a couple
1. What can you hold without it ever using your arms or hands?
[/quote]

A grudge

idi — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 - 11:39

well thats not the answer i was expecting but i guess its right

Ya'qub — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 - 13:10

[quote="M4k4v3l1"]

2.what gets bigger the more you take away
3.what gets wetter the more you dry[/quote]

2. a hole
3. a towel

Ya'qub — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 - 10:32

[quote="Ya'qub"]Here's one:

Why is Michael Jackson like David Seaman?[/quote]

well, noone attempted this, but I may as well give you all the answer anyway:

They both have moustaches (except Michael Jackson).

Courage — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 - 10:25

Here's another Riddle.

"Don't let the honey bees enter the garden, or else the moths will die or be killed."

How?

Courage — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 - 14:05

No. It's a natural thing. People in the old days did it all the time. Hint, hint. We come into the equation.
What kills moths?

musslima — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 - 11:31

[quote=Courage]No. It's a natural thing. People in the old days did it all the time. Hint, hint. We come into the equation.
What kills moths?[/quote]
turning off the light?

Courage — Tue, 1 Jul 2008 - 14:02

[quote=musslima][quote=Courage]No. It's a natural thing. People in the old days did it all the time. Hint, hint. We come into the equation.
What kills moths?[/quote]
turning off the light?[/quote]

What've bees got to do with that?
The answer involves, bees, moths and humans.

Tell me if you give up.

Ya'qub — Tue, 1 Jul 2008 - 15:04

[quote=Courage]
Tell me if you give up.
[/quote]

we give up.

I thought that would have been obvious from the terrible standard of our answers.

Courage — Wed, 2 Jul 2008 - 13:45

They're not that bad! The answer is just really really lateral and indirect.

Bees go in the garden and leave wax. Which humans make candles out of. Moths then crash into the candles and die. It was something that happened naturally in th early 20th, late 19th Century.

idi — Thu, 3 Jul 2008 - 12:07

i wouldnt have got that if my life depended on it

Ya'qub — Thu, 3 Jul 2008 - 20:20

[quote=love to live but living to die]
are we suppose to know that bees help to make wax? (i thot wax came from oil! lol) i thot bees made HONEY! is this suppose to be part of our general knowledge? [/quote]

what did you think the beehives are made of?

and also, haven't you ever heard the phrase 'It's none of your bees-wax'?

[quote=love to live but living to die]are the moths suppose to look at the candle light and think "oooo pweetie light" and then they are gone? [/quote]

err...they are drawn towards light and when they fly into the candle they get burned.

Courage — Sat, 5 Jul 2008 - 09:24

[quote=love to live but living to die]

are the moths suppose to look at the candle light and think "oooo pweetie light" and then they are gone? [/quote]

Moths can' bear to look at candlelight, because the candle emits an ultra-terishal ray, which is fatal for insects and reptiles.

That was a load of rubbish, moths just fly into the candle light and die, because they're attracted to it.
Hmmmmmm. What if men died everytime they touched a woman.