NO TOPIC the Third

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Well This is the new new No Topic Topic. πŸ˜›

For those who do not know, this place is to talk about nothing. Nada. Zilch. And everything else which according to you does not deserve it's own topic. (Or you could choose to make a blog post)

[url=/node/1781]The other one[/url] was getting a bit long... So we have a new start.

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Courage β€” Thu, 1 May 2008 - 14:52

I would start trying to put some sense into them first and take my glasses off, just incase.

Stranger999 β€” Thu, 1 May 2008 - 15:01

[quote=Courage]I would start trying to put some sense into them first and take my glasses off, just incase.[/quote]

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Ya'qub β€” Thu, 1 May 2008 - 15:28

[quote=Stranger999]
she's gota take her heels off...all her jewellery...put her lil handbag aside coz that aint going to help and then on top of that she gota take her glasses off and fight half blind lol

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What are you on about? High heels, jewellery and handbags are used as weapons.

Your school is NOT ghetto.

Stranger999 β€” Thu, 1 May 2008 - 15:31

[quote=Ya'qub][quote=Stranger999]
she's gota take her heels off...all her jewellery...put her lil handbag aside coz that aint going to help and then on top of that she gota take her glasses off and fight half blind lol

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What are you on about? High heels, jewellery and handbags are used as weapons.

Your school is NOT ghetto.[/quote]

how can you use your dangling earrings as a weapon (not that i think ive ever wore earrings)!

who said anything about the ghettos???

MuslimBro β€” Fri, 2 May 2008 - 02:51

[quote=love to live but living to die]erm do we hav a confession thread??[/quote]
No, hang on.

MuslimBro β€” Fri, 2 May 2008 - 03:17

[quote=BBC News][b]Keyboards 'dirtier than a toilet'[/b]

Some computer keyboards harbour more harmful bacteria than a toilet seat, research has suggested.

Consumer group Which? said tests at its London offices found equipment carrying bugs that could cause food poisoning.

Out of 33 keyboards swabbed, four were regarded as a potential health hazard and one harboured five times more germs than one of the office's toilet seats.

Microbiologist Dr Peter Wilson said a keyboard was often "a reflection of what is in your nose and in your gut".

During the Which? tests in January this year, a microbiologist deemed one of the office's keyboards to be so dirty he ordered it to be removed, quarantined and cleaned.

It had 150 times the recommended limit for bacteria - five times as filthy as a lavatory seat tested at the same time, the research found.

[url=http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7377002.stm]Link[/url][/quote]

Noor β€” Mon, 5 May 2008 - 00:44

feel sick πŸ™ eaten waay too many desserts, cholcates and junk today.

has anyone been chased by a dog? got chased by one today at the graveyard. soo scary.

Seraphim β€” Mon, 5 May 2008 - 13:54

[quote=Noor]feel sick πŸ™ eaten waay too many desserts, cholcates and junk today.

has anyone been chased by a dog? got chased by one today at the graveyard. soo scary.[/quote]

typical :roll:

Mez β€” Tue, 6 May 2008 - 18:08

[quote=Snoopz]Suns out πŸ˜ƒ [/quote]

I went out and got ice cream from the ice cream van! :p

yum! yum! πŸ˜ƒ

MuslimBro β€” Tue, 6 May 2008 - 21:36

[quote=Noor]has anyone been chased by a dog? got chased by one today at the graveyard. soo scary.[/quote]
I haven't no but know someone who has, he jumped over some railing and broke his leg.

I used to be scared of dogs before coz I used to think that you would become impure if a dog touched you.

It's funny trying to imagine a hijabi being chased by a dog lol, don't think it's funny for the person being chased though.

Naz β€” Tue, 6 May 2008 - 21:42

I dont understand why Asians are scared of dogs, esp Brtish dogs. Harmless creatures. Since when do the dogs in Britian go around chasing ppl?

The dogs in Pakistan now they are scary and they do chase and bite you.

Ya'qub β€” Tue, 6 May 2008 - 21:49

Its that old joke, isn't it:

What's the definition of a Muslim?

Someone who doesn't pray, doesn't fast, drinks alcohol and has illicit sex; but crosses the road when they see a dog coming towards them.

Noor β€” Tue, 6 May 2008 - 22:21

harmless creatures?! no chance, it was an ugly, fierce looking dog that was out to bite! thank god my friends car door was open, shukrillah or else it would have bit me! i dint think i could run that fast in a jilbab and it's worse being chased at the cemetery cz u don't want to run over somebody's grave.

Funzo β€” Tue, 6 May 2008 - 23:58

[quote=Noor]harmless creatures?! no chance, it was an ugly, fierce looking dog that was out to bite! thank god my friends car door was open, shukrillah or else it would have bit me! i dint think i could run that fast in a jilbab and it's worse being chased at the cemetery cz u don't want to run over somebody's grave.[/quote]
While your friend was thinking "oh great! i try avoiding her all day and i leave my door open for 5 mins and shes back"

Courage β€” Wed, 7 May 2008 - 12:50

[quote=Mez][quote=Snoopz]Suns out πŸ˜ƒ [/quote]

I went out and got ice cream from the ice cream van! :p

yum! yum! πŸ˜ƒ [/quote]

You know what I keep on trying to get an ice cream but, I can't be bothered.

Courage β€” Wed, 7 May 2008 - 12:52

[quote=Naz]I dont understand why Asians are scared of dogs, esp Brtish dogs. Harmless creatures. Since when do the dogs in Britian go around chasing ppl?

The dogs in Pakistan now they are scary and they do chase and bite you. [/quote]

What if you growled back at a dog?

Noor β€” Wed, 7 May 2008 - 19:12

[quote=Snoopz]Suns out πŸ˜ƒ [/quote]

isnt it just wonderful?! been sat at peace gardens for almost 3 hours trying to get a tan. i love summer time!

Noor β€” Wed, 7 May 2008 - 19:14

[quote=Naz][quote=Noor]it's worse being chased at the cemetery cz u don't want to run over somebody's grave.[/quote]

What exactly were you doing in a graveyard? They say you shouldnt go into them coz thats how you get possessed by Jinns.[/quote]

what do people usually do at graveyards? pray for the deceased, sort the graves out. we're encouraged to go so that we remember death. the prophet ο·Ί at first didn't allow it but then later changed his decision. and the jinn stuff, nonsense.

Snoopz β€” Wed, 7 May 2008 - 19:27

[quote=Noor][quote=Snoopz]Suns out πŸ˜ƒ [/quote]

isnt it just wonderful?! been sat at peace gardens for almost 3 hours trying to get a tan. i love summer time!

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didnt u go hilsb? :o

Noor β€” Wed, 7 May 2008 - 22:14

yah, i finished for 2 and then waited for ella till 4 and then went to town.

Ya'qub β€” Wed, 7 May 2008 - 22:33

[quote=Noor]been sat at peace gardens for almost 3 hours trying to get a tan.
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:shock:

I thought Asians didn't like getting dark so always hide from sunshine!

Anyway, I walked from my work in Holborn to Regents Park msq today and it was beautiful masha'Allah! I really wish I had bought my camera to take pictures of the ducks in the park.

Noor β€” Wed, 7 May 2008 - 23:44

[quote=Ya'qub][quote=Noor]been sat at peace gardens for almost 3 hours trying to get a tan.
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:shock:

I thought Asians didn't like getting dark so always hide from sunshine![/quote]

yeah the ones with the desi mentality do. they think to be pretty you have to be fair skinned. ridiculous i know.

unfortunately i don’t tan easily πŸ™