You're pretty much bottom of the heap. You're probably old or otherwise irretrieveably flawed. Drastic action probably wouldn't be enough to avoid a life of spinsterhood. But at the end of the day, are you sure you wanted a desi mother-in law anyway?
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Don't just do something! Stand there.
Submitted by Snoopz on 24 December, 2007 - 12:37 #4
31% marriageable
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That's pretty low. You need to work hard on your eligibility, young lady - become a doctor, start using Soft and Lovely, grow an extra few inches - you know what you gotta do. Or maybe you've been working hard to dissuade rishta Aunties from darkening your doorstep - in which case, you're doing well
im 5ft 7
i dont [i]need[/i] to grow "an extra few inches" :twisted:
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To be beautiful is to expect nothing in return.
Submitted by Funzo on 24 December, 2007 - 14:10 #5
I know it asks for male or female but at the end it called me a girl?
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Those who danced were thought to be quite insane, by those who couldn't hear the music...
Submitted by Snoopz on 24 December, 2007 - 14:39 #6
Some of the questions are stupid what has your skin colour got to do with how marriagable you are?
ou are 46% marriageable!
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You're not going to be first choice for that cousin back home. If you like him, you need to improve your score. Perhaps you could boost your standing by learning to cook biryani, sewing your own wardrobe, and generating that essential air of subservience.
Firstly i dont have any older cousins (shukar Allah). Secondly i can sew. But its right about the briyani.
"For too long, we have been a passively tolerant society, saying to our citizens 'as long as you obey the law, we will leave you alone'" - David Cameron, UK Prime Minister. 13 May 2015.
"ThiS WoRlD Iz A PrIsOn 4 A BeLiVeR AnD PaRaDiSe 4 A NoN-BeLiVeR.........."
Submitted by Ya'qub on 24 December, 2007 - 20:17 #10
wow, am I the worst?
I'm just gonna assume that cos I got 15% for being a perfect wife, that automatically means i get an 85% score for being a perfect husband.
Alhamdulillah (or shouldn't my fiance be saying that?)!
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Don't just do something! Stand there.
Submitted by Noor on 24 December, 2007 - 20:25 #11
That quiz isn’t even funny. Half of the questions are not even applicable!
Submitted by Funzo on 24 December, 2007 - 21:29 #12
"You" wrote:
... I think it is meant to be funny...
I think its too asianfied for my liking
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Those who danced were thought to be quite insane, by those who couldn't hear the music...
Submitted by Bliss on 24 December, 2007 - 21:31 #13
"Irfan.khan" wrote:
"You" wrote:
... I think it is meant to be funny...
I think its too asianfied for my liking
and your too posh to be asian?
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A rose protects its beauty with thorns..a woman protects hers with a veil
Submitted by Funzo on 24 December, 2007 - 21:31 #14
"Ya'qub" wrote:
wow, am I the worst?
I'm just gonna assume that cos I got 15% for being a perfect wife, that automatically means i get an 85% score for being a perfect husband.
Alhamdulillah (or shouldn't my fiance be saying that?)!
I think you got the worst because your not asian, it should be how much of an asian are you?
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Those who danced were thought to be quite insane, by those who couldn't hear the music...
Submitted by Funzo on 24 December, 2007 - 21:32 #15
"Bliss" wrote:
"Irfan.khan" wrote:
"You" wrote:
... I think it is meant to be funny...
I think its too asianfied for my liking
and your too posh to be asian?
No i dont like pride in nationality i think that we should be unified due to our religion rather than our race.
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Those who danced were thought to be quite insane, by those who couldn't hear the music...
Submitted by Bliss on 24 December, 2007 - 21:35 #16
"Irfan.khan" wrote:
"Bliss" wrote:
"Irfan.khan" wrote:
"You" wrote:
... I think it is meant to be funny...
I think its too asianfied for my liking
and your too posh to be asian?
No i dont like pride in nationality i think that we should be unified due to our religion rather than our race.
:shock: noo you don't say.
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A rose protects its beauty with thorns..a woman protects hers with a veil
Submitted by Noor on 25 December, 2007 - 01:54 #17
"Snoopz" wrote:
31% marriageable
Quote:
That's pretty low. You need to work hard on your eligibility, young lady - become a doctor, start using Soft and Lovely, grow an extra few inches - you know what you gotta do. Or maybe you've been working hard to dissuade rishta Aunties from darkening your doorstep - in which case, you're doing well
im 5ft 7
i dont [i]need[/i] to grow "an extra few inches" :twisted:
snaps!
Submitted by Snoopz on 25 December, 2007 - 01:55 #18
if you were a man...
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To be beautiful is to expect nothing in return.
Submitted by Alisha on 25 December, 2007 - 16:14 #19
"Irfan.khan" wrote:
I think its too asianfied for my liking
It does say Desi style quiz ^o)
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' Nay, verily! With me is my Lord, He will guide me ' {2662}
Submitted by Sirus on 25 December, 2007 - 17:18 #20
88% marriagable
I hear wedding bells - or maybe fireworks! You'll probably be hooked up in the next few months, or are engaged already (perhaps your parents will let you know). Dholki bajao, mehndi lagao - whether you like it or not.
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The Lover is ever drunk with love;
He is free, he is mad,
He dances with ecstasy and delight.
Caught by our own thoughts,
We worry about every little thing,
But once we get drunk on that love,
Whatever will be, will be.
ɐɥɐɥ
Submitted by Snoopz on 25 December, 2007 - 17:23 #21
gwaan sirus
you just need to find a wife now!! lol
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To be beautiful is to expect nothing in return.
Submitted by Sirus on 25 December, 2007 - 17:25 #22
lol
incase u cudnt tell, i tried being as much as a desi teppy girl (i.e Mirpuri) as i cud in my answers
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The Lover is ever drunk with love;
He is free, he is mad,
He dances with ecstasy and delight.
Caught by our own thoughts,
We worry about every little thing,
But once we get drunk on that love,
Whatever will be, will be.
ɐɥɐɥ
Submitted by Snoopz on 25 December, 2007 - 17:27 #23
I'm just gonna assume that cos I got 15% for being a perfect wife, that automatically means i get an 85% score for being a perfect husband.
Alhamdulillah (or shouldn't my fiance be saying that?)!
aww bless im sure you will make a great husband to your wife one day. You've got a fiance so you must do something right.
"Sirus" wrote:
lol
incase u cudnt tell, i tried being as much as a desi teppy girl (i.e Mirpuri) as i cud in my answers
Proud "desi teppy" MP gal.
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No not the gum drop buttons! – Gingy
Submitted by Sirus on 26 December, 2007 - 01:10 #25
u aint desi!
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The Lover is ever drunk with love;
He is free, he is mad,
He dances with ecstasy and delight.
Caught by our own thoughts,
We worry about every little thing,
But once we get drunk on that love,
Whatever will be, will be.
ɐɥɐɥ
Submitted by Alisha on 26 December, 2007 - 12:54 #26
You are 40% marriageable!
You're not going to be first choice for that cousin back home. If you like him, you need to improve your score. Perhaps you could boost your standing by learning to cook biryani, sewing your own wardrobe, and generating that essential air of subservience.
My 300th post :shock:
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' Nay, verily! With me is my Lord, He will guide me ' {2662}
25% and it called me a young lady :?
i took a girl quiz :oops:
Those who danced were thought to be quite insane, by those who couldn't hear the music...
Bro, question 2 asks if you're male or female.
If that didn't help then question 5 should have definitely made clear that this was a quiz for girls.
ouch!
Don't just do something! Stand there.
31% marriageable
im 5ft 7
i dont [i]need[/i] to grow "an extra few inches" :twisted:
To be beautiful is to expect nothing in return.
I know it asks for male or female but at the end it called me a girl?
Those who danced were thought to be quite insane, by those who couldn't hear the music...
To be beautiful is to expect nothing in return.
Some of the questions are stupid what has your skin colour got to do with how marriagable you are?
ou are 46% marriageable!
Firstly i dont have any older cousins (shukar Allah). Secondly i can sew. But its right about the briyani.
No not the gum drop buttons! – Gingy
... I think it is meant to be funny...
"For too long, we have been a passively tolerant society, saying to our citizens 'as long as you obey the law, we will leave you alone'" - David Cameron, UK Prime Minister. 13 May 2015.
19% :?
"ThiS WoRlD Iz A PrIsOn 4 A BeLiVeR AnD PaRaDiSe 4 A NoN-BeLiVeR.........."
wow, am I the worst?
I'm just gonna assume that cos I got 15% for being a perfect wife, that automatically means i get an 85% score for being a perfect husband.
Alhamdulillah (or shouldn't my fiance be saying that?)!
Don't just do something! Stand there.
That quiz isn’t even funny. Half of the questions are not even applicable!
I think its too asianfied for my liking
Those who danced were thought to be quite insane, by those who couldn't hear the music...
and your too posh to be asian?
A rose protects its beauty with thorns..a woman protects hers with a veil
I think you got the worst because your not asian, it should be how much of an asian are you?
Those who danced were thought to be quite insane, by those who couldn't hear the music...
No i dont like pride in nationality i think that we should be unified due to our religion rather than our race.
Those who danced were thought to be quite insane, by those who couldn't hear the music...
:shock: noo you don't say.
A rose protects its beauty with thorns..a woman protects hers with a veil
snaps!
if you were a man...
To be beautiful is to expect nothing in return.
It does say Desi style quiz ^o)
' Nay, verily! With me is my Lord, He will guide me ' {2662}
88% marriagable
I hear wedding bells - or maybe fireworks! You'll probably be hooked up in the next few months, or are engaged already (perhaps your parents will let you know). Dholki bajao, mehndi lagao - whether you like it or not.
The Lover is ever drunk with love;
He is free, he is mad,
He dances with ecstasy and delight.
Caught by our own thoughts,
We worry about every little thing,
But once we get drunk on that love,
Whatever will be, will be.
ɐɥɐɥ
gwaan sirus
you just need to find a wife now!! lol
To be beautiful is to expect nothing in return.
lol
incase u cudnt tell, i tried being as much as a desi teppy girl (i.e Mirpuri) as i cud in my answers
The Lover is ever drunk with love;
He is free, he is mad,
He dances with ecstasy and delight.
Caught by our own thoughts,
We worry about every little thing,
But once we get drunk on that love,
Whatever will be, will be.
ɐɥɐɥ
watevaa :roll:
To be beautiful is to expect nothing in return.
aww bless im sure you will make a great husband to your wife one day. You've got a fiance so you must do something right.
Proud "desi teppy" MP gal.
No not the gum drop buttons! – Gingy
u aint desi!
The Lover is ever drunk with love;
He is free, he is mad,
He dances with ecstasy and delight.
Caught by our own thoughts,
We worry about every little thing,
But once we get drunk on that love,
Whatever will be, will be.
ɐɥɐɥ
You are 40% marriageable!
You're not going to be first choice for that cousin back home. If you like him, you need to improve your score. Perhaps you could boost your standing by learning to cook biryani, sewing your own wardrobe, and generating that essential air of subservience.
My 300th post :shock:
' Nay, verily! With me is my Lord, He will guide me ' {2662}