Improve your driving

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I doubt they would be near any roads!

Who is the cat of the Forum? MEZ!
Your damn right!

You would be suprised!

Those who danced were thought to be quite insane, by those who couldn't hear the music...

:shock:

Who is the cat of the Forum? MEZ!
Your damn right!

If you go into a field full of cows and just lay down in the middle of the field, in couple of mintues later you would be surround by cows near you, and staring at you.

As they have nothing better to do!!! Lol

Just wanted to mention that!

Who is the cat of the Forum? MEZ!
Your damn right!

Lol suprised yet?

Those who danced were thought to be quite insane, by those who couldn't hear the music...

:shock: Lol

Who is the cat of the Forum? MEZ!
Your damn right!

By the way are you a boy or a girl?

Those who danced were thought to be quite insane, by those who couldn't hear the music...

Take a wild guess!

Who is the cat of the Forum? MEZ!
Your damn right!

The halal car.

The radiator can only be topped up with a 50/50 mix of coolant and zamzam water

- If you are a girl, the car will not let you ride with another man, unless you have a relative with you (ie, your brother, father, etc)

- The car can be filled up with gas any time of the day during the year, except in Ramadan, where you can only fill up the car after the sun sets

- If you are a man, you may buy up to four of these islamic cars. If you are a woman, however, you may only buy one

- No seatbelts, because if God is willing (In Shaa'Allah) that an accident will happen and you're going to get injured, a seatbelt really isn't going to stop it

- The car goes to auto-pilot mode and drives to the nearest mosque as soon as the athaan (call prayer) is heard

- The car stereo is automatically set to all the quran and islamic radio stations, and nothing else.

- The car greets you with "Al salam alaikum" every time you switch it on

Its illegal sorry next suggestion

@mez- girl? due to your pic and if you arent im really worried

Those who danced were thought to be quite insane, by those who couldn't hear the music...

CORRECT ANSWER!!!!! I am a girl!

Who is the cat of the Forum? MEZ!
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wow whats my prize?

Those who danced were thought to be quite insane, by those who couldn't hear the music...

I bar of chocolate of your choice! Biggrin

Who is the cat of the Forum? MEZ!
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no thank you, e-chocolate taste isnt very tasty.

Those who danced were thought to be quite insane, by those who couldn't hear the music...

:shock: Come on everybody loves chocolate!!!

What would you prefer then?

Who is the cat of the Forum? MEZ!
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Nothing you could ever give me Wink

Those who danced were thought to be quite insane, by those who couldn't hear the music...

Wink

Who is the cat of the Forum? MEZ!
Your damn right!

Whats the wink for :?

Those who danced were thought to be quite insane, by those who couldn't hear the music...

Never mind! :roll:

Who is the cat of the Forum? MEZ!
Your damn right!

*sigh* women :roll:

Those who danced were thought to be quite insane, by those who couldn't hear the music...

Smile

Who is the cat of the Forum? MEZ!
Your damn right!

Not the response i expected but remember expect the unexpected.

Those who danced were thought to be quite insane, by those who couldn't hear the music...

Took the words right out of my mouth! Blum 3

Who is the cat of the Forum? MEZ!
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