The Revival Magazine Issue 9 - OUT NOW!!!

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Salaam

I think it was supposed to be distributed in Birmingham tonight. Should be distributed elsewhere from sometime next week.

Contents:

[quote][b]Online Exclusive:[/b] [url=http://www.therevival.co.uk/static/magazine/september2007/from_the_foru… the Forums[/url]

[url=http://www.therevival.co.uk/static/magazine/september2007/editorial.php… - Who Am I?[/url]

[i]The following articles are not available yet for online viewing. They will be added soon. Til then, you can download the pdf version to read the articles as they were designed to be seen.[/i]

Emails to the Editor

What's He Chattin' About? - Islamic words used in this issue

Back to Basics: Zakaah

Beat the Bullies

Aliyah & Jameela

Ali & Jamal

"Ain't fasting Bad for ya?"

Lethal Weapon - Young, Gifted and DEAD

Idiots Guide to the Qur'an

Q & A - Can Muslims Go To The Pub? Even If They Do Not Drink?

Q & A - Animal Rennet. When is it acceptable to consume and for whom?

Q & A - Purpose of fasting and how can I become a God fearing person?

10 Things Islam Can Offer You

Tech Guide - Phone-O-Rama[/quote]

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Forum

Naz — Tue, 9 Oct 2007 - 20:47

well i would but i dont think it would be appreciated plus il only end up getting the third degree (those ppl know who they are) and i really havent got the energy argue with these brainless twits.

Naz — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 - 20:33

[quote="M4k4v3l1"]awwwwww dw naz al stick up 4 u, any1 sayz anyfin al sort em out lolz
membr our mission on eid lol? u still down wid it?[/quote]

😂
i had forgotten about that. No i "aint down wiv it" at this rate i probs be spendin Eid in bed 😢

Imaani — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 - 16:27

[quote="Naz"]well i would but i dont think it would be appreciated plus il only end up getting the third degree (those ppl know who they are) and i really havent got the energy argue with these brainless twits.[/quote]

Lol. Why you in such a bad mood for?

You can PM Ed your feedback if you don't want to put it up here.

idi — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 - 19:10

[quote="Naz"][quote="M4k4v3l1"]awwwwww dw naz al stick up 4 u, any1 sayz anyfin al sort em out lolz
membr our mission on eid lol? u still down wid it?[/quote]

😂
i had forgotten about that. No i "aint down wiv it" at this rate i probs be spendin Eid in bed :cry:[/quote]

awwwww y wasup? u not well o u jus need rest. it kumz 2wice a year u knt just stay in bedddddddd
we'l go wimmy rd membr? n stop da trafiic wid our bulletproof vestz ontop of a car

Naz — Sun, 14 Oct 2007 - 20:09

[quote="M4k4v3l1"][quote="Naz"][quote="M4k4v3l1"]awwwwww dw naz al stick up 4 u, any1 sayz anyfin al sort em out lolz
membr our mission on eid lol? u still down wid it?[/quote]

😂
i had forgotten about that. No i "aint down wiv it" at this rate i probs be spendin Eid in bed :cry:[/quote]

awwwww y wasup? u not well o u jus need rest. it kumz 2wice a year u knt just stay in bedddddddd
we'l go wimmy rd membr? n stop da trafiic wid our bulletproof vestz ontop of a car[/quote]

lol you keep that bullet proof vest safe till next Eid were gonna be goin on missions 😂

idi — Sun, 14 Oct 2007 - 20:19

its a good job u never went wimmy road this year
kasam it was krazyyyy
all these pakis r stupid lol
bt waz a lafff
i waz dere till 5 lolzzz
good job ma dad didnt find out

Naz — Sun, 14 Oct 2007 - 20:24

[quote="M4k4v3l1"]its a good job u never went wimmy road this year
kasam it was krazyyyy
all these pakis r stupid lol
bt waz a lafff
i waz dere till 5 lolzzz
good job ma dad didnt find out[/quote]

whose says i didnt hehehehe
what only til 5pm. You never know your dad might see you on the news.

Sirus — Mon, 15 Oct 2007 - 21:54

[quote="M4k4v3l1"]its a good job u never went wimmy road this year
kasam it was krazyyyy
all these pakis r stupid lol
bt waz a lafff
i waz dere till 5 lolzzz
good job ma dad didnt find out[/quote]

i was there til 4......man it was stupid as hell

but funny equally

the eid mubarak from bradford cars was funny, and the quads were kool

seeing a paki get arrested was funny too....after his car was taken away!

idi — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 - 19:35

[quote="Sirus"][quote="M4k4v3l1"]its a good job u never went wimmy road this year
kasam it was krazyyyy
all these pakis r stupid lol
bt waz a lafff
i waz dere till 5 lolzzz
good job ma dad didnt find out[/quote]

i was there til 4......man it was stupid as hell

but funny equally

the eid mubarak from bradford cars was funny, and the quads were kool

seeing a paki get arrested was funny too....after his car was taken away![/quote]

i knew that paki he was my mate lol
it was stupid kasam 90% of the people there had no sence
bt it was funny init
u seen the lamboghini?
what car was u in?

n naz, did u really go?

Naz — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 - 21:47

[quote="M4k4v3l1"][quote="Sirus"][quote="M4k4v3l1"]its a good job u never went wimmy road this year
kasam it was krazyyyy
all these pakis r stupid lol
bt waz a lafff
i waz dere till 5 lolzzz
good job ma dad didnt find out[/quote]

i was there til 4......man it was stupid as hell

but funny equally

the eid mubarak from bradford cars was funny, and the quads were kool

seeing a paki get arrested was funny too....after his car was taken away![/quote]

i knew that paki he was my mate lol
it was stupid kasam 90% of the people there had no sence
bt it was funny init
u seen the lamboghini?
what car was u in?

n naz, did u really go?[/quote]

naaa i aint sad like you an sirus lol. Couldnt be bothered to sit in traffic for hours, i hate driving when theres traffic plus its borin down wimmy. Heard something about fireworks bring lit on a roof or something (bet that was you M4k4v3l1 hehehe) I did the second saddest thing and headed for Trafford Centre. 😃 Only manage to kick off with one person which makes a change.

Sirus — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 - 23:54

[quote="M4k4v3l1"][quote="Sirus"][quote="M4k4v3l1"]its a good job u never went wimmy road this year
kasam it was krazyyyy
all these pakis r stupid lol
bt waz a lafff
i waz dere till 5 lolzzz
good job ma dad didnt find out[/quote]

i was there til 4......man it was stupid as hell

but funny equally

the eid mubarak from bradford cars was funny, and the quads were kool

seeing a paki get arrested was funny too....after his car was taken away![/quote]

i knew that paki he was my mate lol
it was stupid kasam 90% of the people there had no sence
bt it was funny init
u seen the lamboghini?
what car was u in?

n naz, did u really go?[/quote]

Trafford centre is even sadder, thats for all the kiddies to try barging their way into the arcades! oh and for all the guys and girls to pull...or try anyway.

Makeveli, the car that got pulled and taken away, your mate, was he called Bilal? range rover?

nah didnt see lambo, saw the ferrari, a hell lot of bentleys and rangies, and masses of Q7's.....them Q7's are reallly nice

i was in ma mates car, his own.

it was funny to see lots of mullah's and niqabi's about too even at 2 am-ish 😃

Noor — Wed, 17 Oct 2007 - 00:45

[quote="Sirus"]it was funny to see lots of mullah's and niqabi's about too even at 2 am-ish :D[/quote]

ooh :o

anyway, to the saddos who go to wimmy rd on eid, what do you do there anyway? just drive around and stare at each others faces?

idi — Wed, 17 Oct 2007 - 14:14

[quote="Sirus"]
Makeveli, the car that got pulled and taken away, your mate, was he called Bilal? range rover?[/quote]
oright that means 2 cars got taken away lol
the other guy was kalled qasim
i went trafford the 2nd day
theres sum propa erm "slags" dere
watched kindgdom
wikddd movie

Naz — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 - 19:25

[quote="Sirus"]

oh and for all the guys and girls to pull...or try anyway. [/quote]

Couple years ago yes but now no. Most ppl have cars so they tend to go out further. You only get kids down there now which is good for me cos you aint gonna get some idiot trying to chat you up and touch you up when you least expect it!

[quote="Noor"] anyway, to the saddos who go to wimmy rd on eid, what do you do there anyway? just drive around and stare at each others faces? [/quote]

lol
wimmy on Eid, eat, takes approximately 10 mins. Spend the rest of the day and night driving up and down wimmy road in their rented out cars trying to look cool and show off their bling bling cars to the girls. When they get bored of that they get stoned (gives them dutch courage). Then they either try chatting some bird up (most of the time they are not very successful), look for someone to pick a fight with and end of getting arrested by the cops and taken away, damage public property get arrested and taken away or go around waving their paki flag shouting at the top of their voice pakistan zindabad. :roll:.

[quote="M4k4v3l1"] i went trafford the 2nd day
theres sum propa erm "slags" dere [/quote]

there are slags and studs where ever you go, out on the street, college/uni/workplace, on the bus, down wimmy, brummi, bradistan, Bolton, Rochdale, Oldham etc
Bet it was a worthwhile trip going down Trafford then esp now that your bird has dumped your probs on the look out lol.

Seraphim — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 - 22:49

[quote="M4k4v3l1"]lol
noooo i dumped her actually
bt then got back with her
but then broke up
n then got back
n broke up again yesterday lol[/quote]

man.... your on and off more times than a light switch

idi — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 - 22:54

i really wana leave her but its reli hard
going up to her face......saying it over........
spendin a lifetime to try explaining something to a girl......
watching her cry.......making her feel better.......
listening to all her ****.....
so ad rather stay with her coz den i jus hav 2 listen 2 her **** n nothing else lol

Seraphim — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 - 22:56

[quote="M4k4v3l1"]i really wana leave her but its reli hard
going up to her face......saying it over........
spendin a lifetime to try explaining something to a girl......
watching her cry.......making her feel better.......
listening to all her ****.....
so ad rather stay with her coz den i jus hav 2 listen 2 her **** n nothing else lol[/quote]

You realise that dont even make sense.

your togeather for all the wrong reasons.

Your like Britney Spears and K-Fed. Except your Britney and shes K-Fed.

Do it like Britney did.... text her and say its over. Then change your number and avoid her....lol.

Seraphim — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 - 23:08

[quote="M4k4v3l1"]noo dnt get me rong
i realllllllllyyyyy luv her
av done sooooo much for her
bt recently, i dnt knw wats happning with us[/quote]

Astagfarullah!

You're such a beygarat?

There is no room for this silly luv shov... drop her... drop her like a bad habbit.

Noor — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 - 00:00

lol. u make me lavf. i really dont understand this whole girlfriend boyfriend business, esp amongst the muslim youth, it's not like you're gona get married to each other, just a quick fling to pass your high school years.
dont you fear your lord? is this girl really more beloved to you than the prophet ﷺ and Allah (swt)? i mean, were sinful servants as it, we commit so many sins during the day and we don't even realise. we don't need anymore sins to top that of like going out wid some time-passer.
and dont give me all that 'i love her' a load of BS. you aint seen past oldham.
let me ask u a question, why are u with her? what is the real reason? and dont give me i love her.

put your foot down and finish with her. what if you die tomorrow huh, how are you gona face your lord, Allah azwajal? the angel of death visits us 72 times a day and what if he takes your soul away whilst with your girlfrend, subhaan'Allah what a way to die. think about it, do u wana die whilst in a state of ibaadah or in a state of commiting haram?

Be in this world as if you were a stranger or a traveller. 'If you survive till the evening, do not expect to be alive in the morning, and if you survive till the morning, do not expect to be alive in the evening, and take from your health for your sickness, and (take) from your life for your death' subhaaan'Allah 😢

Dawud — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 - 12:33

[quote="M4k4v3l1"] nice way?[/quote]

Salaam

I think Omrow would say: "Do you want to leave her?"

Seriously ask yourself this question.

If the answer is no, then re-evaluate your situation.
Do you want to marry her and if so can you stop seeing her until you're married?

Splash yourself in the face with some cold Reality.

[u][b][color=red][size=24]You're going to die, its the only given in life.[/size][/color][/b][/u] :!: :!: :!:

Do you believe in Heaven and Hell?
Do you believe what you're doing is meritorious or detestable?
Do you honestly believe that by doing something bad you are working for the hellfire?

Sit back and read that last question a few times...sort of let it just hang out...in front of your face...glaring on your computer screen. Is the life of this world all there is for you Machavelli, or:

[b][color=red]Do you honestly believe that by doing something bad I am working for the hellfire?[/color][/b]

Do you like barbecued chicken?
Barbecue? Yes? No?

Do you think if the chicken was conscious it would like the barbecue?

Tell the female Human straight, "I don't want to be a firework."