Muslim Marriage Event

Not another one of these, have people become so desperate...

[quote=Jack the Ripper]Not another one of these, have people become so desperate...[/quote]

do u want me to say yes, so u dont feel left out and can then buy ur ticket without anyone thinking worse of you????? :p

[quote=Jack the Ripper]Not another one of these, have people become so desperate...[/quote]

People have been getting married for centuries, nay, millenia. It is something that is needed especially as the Muslim community in the UK in unhinged where more normal means are faling or have done so already.

[quote=bilan][quote=Jack the Ripper]Not another one of these, have people become so desperate...[/quote]

do u want me to say yes, so u dont feel left out and can then buy ur ticket without anyone thinking worse of you????? :p[/quote]

Actually on second thought one of these places might not be too bad a place for a fellow playa like myself, imagine all the beauties coming here to look for a decent guy, man I never thought of like that, its like a huge supermarket u can pick anyone u want just gotta act decent and religious and all that stuff, once u net the beeeg fish, have fun then you cut the line, GAME ON....

[quote=You][quote=Jack the Ripper]Not another one of these, have people become so desperate...[/quote]

People have been getting married for centuries, nay, millenia. It is something that is needed especially as the Muslim community in the UK in unhinged where more normal means are faling or have done so already.[/quote]

Normal means are failing becos the ummah has become abnormal...

[quote=Jack the Ripper][quote=You][quote=Jack the Ripper]Not another one of these, have people become so desperate...[/quote]

People have been getting married for centuries, nay, millenia. It is something that is needed especially as the Muslim community in the UK in unhinged where more normal means are faling or have done so already.[/quote]

Normal means are failing becos the ummah has become abnormal...[/quote]

OK! PEOPLE! SERIOUSLY! who is this guy? someone should donk him on the head.

[quote=mush91][quote=Jack the Ripper][quote=You][quote=Jack the Ripper]Not another one of these, have people become so desperate...[/quote]

People have been getting married for centuries, nay, millenia. It is something that is needed especially as the Muslim community in the UK in unhinged where more normal means are faling or have done so already.[/quote]

Normal means are failing becos the ummah has become abnormal...[/quote]

OK! PEOPLE! SERIOUSLY! who is this guy? someone should donk him on the head.[/quote]

i think using words like 'donk' is kinda playing into his whole abnormal point mush lol!

[quote=mush91][quote=Jack the Ripper][quote=You][quote=Jack the Ripper]Not another one of these, have people become so desperate...[/quote]

People have been getting married for centuries, nay, millenia. It is something that is needed especially as the Muslim community in the UK in unhinged where more normal means are faling or have done so already.[/quote]

Normal means are failing becos the ummah has become abnormal...[/quote]

OK! PEOPLE! SERIOUSLY! who is this guy? someone should donk him on the head.[/quote]

Hows that gonna help, I have one heck of beeeeg head, u gonna need alot more donking, can the gals pleeeeze donk me, i'd luv that, over to u Bilans, go on have a donk....

😂 haha i dont even know what to say im just lmao.

and billy i agree i am abnormal 🙂

[quote=mush91]:lol: haha i dont even know what to say im just lmao.

and billy i agree i am abnormal :)[/quote]

+1 (except the abnormal bit lol)

Jack, i dont think theres a donger (???) big enough here. im sorry..

[quote=Jack the Ripper][quote=bilan][quote=Jack the Ripper]Not another one of these, have people become so desperate...[/quote]

do u want me to say yes, so u dont feel left out and can then buy ur ticket without anyone thinking worse of you????? :p[/quote]

Actually on second thought one of these places might not be too bad a place for a fellow playa like myself, imagine all the beauties coming here to look for a decent guy, man I never thought of like that, its like a huge supermarket u can pick anyone u want just gotta act decent and religious and all that stuff, once u net the beeeg fish, have fun then you cut the line, GAME ON....[/quote]
Shame you've ruined your chances lol

@Jack The Ripper, Trust me you don't want any of these girls if you're looking for good looks

Beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder 😛

[quote=bilan][quote=mush91]:lol: haha i dont even know what to say im just lmao.

and billy i agree i am abnormal :)[/quote]

+1 (except the abnormal bit lol)

Jack, i dont think theres a donger (???) big enough here. im sorry..[/quote]

😂

[quote=Foysol89]@Jack The Ripper, Trust me you don't want any of these girls if you're looking for good looks[/quote]

No? how do you know, are they your sisters? or did u see their pics?
Oh well never mind, I still have Von, and she's a real dasher...

[quote=ThE pOwEr Of SiLeNcE]Beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder :P[/quote]

So like what is this, ugly gals forum...
Or Hairy hippo club...
I want out, but Bills says she's nice and she's gonna send me a pic to see for myself and drool over, but I'll have to wait for the pic!

[quote=Jack the Ripper][quote=Foysol89]@Jack The Ripper, Trust me you don't want any of these girls if you're looking for good looks[/quote]

No? how do you know, are they your sisters? or did u see their pics?
Oh well never mind, I still have Von, and she's a real dasher...[/quote]

I just dont know many people who are nice inside aswell as out.

Unfortunately i think me and you probably are just nice on the outside. Atleast we aint ugly though, unless you're neither nice on the inside or out.

[quote=Foysol89][quote=Jack the Ripper][quote=Foysol89]@Jack The Ripper, Trust me you don't want any of these girls if you're looking for good looks[/quote]

No? how do you know, are they your sisters? or did u see their pics?
Oh well never mind, I still have Von, and she's a real dasher...[/quote]

I just dont know many people who are nice inside aswell as out.

Unfortunately i think me and you probably are just nice on the outside. Atleast we aint ugly though, unless you're neither nice on the inside or out.[/quote]

How true, I don't know much about the inside stuff, but for me the foods gotta atleast look appetizing before I dive in and decide how good it really tastes...

I think poeple just blow this whole inside personality thing out of proportion, everybody is gonna have faults, nobody's perfect, you simply cannot completely judge someones character, but you sure as hell can decide if shes hot all you need is a pair of eyes, its all about controlling the controllables, u'd be a real @ss to pick an ugly gal and hope her character shines...

[quote=Foysol89]@Jack The Ripper, Trust me you don't want any of these girls if you're looking for good looks[/quote]

@Razor looks decent, nice bod, check out her food pic...
I think it's her on the top corner, no face shot though, shame!

Seriously mate, you've taken being disrespectful to a brand new level here. Well done! You do realise you're the only one laughing (if at all)?

[quote=The Lamp]Seriously mate, you've taken being disrespectful to a brand new level here. Well done! You do realise you're the only one laughing (if at all)?[/quote]

I know you're holier than I am, in fact all you guys on here are cos your'll are the good muslims, sorry...

bye

[quote=Jack the Ripper][quote=ThE pOwEr Of SiLeNcE]Beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder :P[/quote]

So like what is this, ugly gals forum...
Or Hairy hippo club...
I want out, but Bills says she's nice and she's gonna send me a pic to see for myself and drool over, but I'll have to wait for the pic![/quote]

:neutral:

no Jack. no... (hit the road :p )

[quote=Jack the Ripper][quote=The Lamp]Seriously mate, you've taken being disrespectful to a brand new level here. Well done! You do realise you're the only one laughing (if at all)?[/quote]

I know you're holier than I am, in fact all you guys on here are cos your'll are the good muslims, sorry...

bye[/quote]

Forget holiness, bron and what not. Just use that amzing mind of yours to think before you speak (or type).