A Mars a day really does keep the doctor away

Well, this news is surprising.

Apparently eating up to TWO bars of chocolate a day reduces your risk of heart disease and stroke.

So all of you that have been given dire medical predictions, repeat after me: omnomnomnomnomnomnomnom.

You — Wed, 17 Jun 2015 - 19:14

Wait, the original saying is "an apple a day..." isnt it?

Hummus — Thu, 18 Jun 2015 - 17:48

That is a hell of a lot of chocolate to eat in one day though.

You — Thu, 18 Jun 2015 - 21:33

I think we can manage it...

Hummus — Sun, 21 Jun 2015 - 14:51

But every single day of the week?

Have you tried it?