Why does technology hate me?

Published by s.b.f on 29 January, 2013 - 22:35

EURGH

WHY DOES TECHNOLOGY NEVER EVER GO MY WAY

EVER

MY PHONE
MY LAPTOP
MY HEATER
MY HEAD

WAS I BORN IN THE WRONG GENERATION

 

Comments

Submitted by Northen Southener on 30 January, 2013 - 08:10

s.b.f wrote:

WAS I BORN IN THE WRONG GENERATION

 

I was going to suggest going back in time to where you belong. But I guess to get there you'll need a time machine. And that's probably also be classed as technology. And given your luck with technology, rather than going back, you may end up going to some point in the future (the year 3035) where technology is more of a "must" than is is in 2013

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Submitted by Seraphim on 30 January, 2013 - 14:01

It takes a certain kind of mind and thought process to work and understand technology. Therefore the problem isnt with the technology, its just your mind works differently.

Which means theres something wrong with your sully brain LOL

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Submitted by s.b.f on 30 January, 2013 - 14:15

You guys have no idea how hard life is for me

I cant even have a phone conversation without ending the call by accident (ALL THE TIME)

Iv broken my brothers DVD

I am not allowed to borrow my brothers headphones because Iv broken 11 of them

My Skype on my laptop has stopped working

The kettle at home has stopped working and I dont know why everyone is looking at my face

And finally everytime the electricity at home stops working, its apparently my fault

WHY
 

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Submitted by Seraphim on 30 January, 2013 - 15:04

Look on the bright side. At least theres been no fatalities lol.

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Submitted by Hummus on 30 January, 2013 - 16:52

I don't think technology hates me, but i DO know, that sometimes it just doesn't want to be on my side. When the internet connection plays up, i blame that on the laptop, even though i wouldn't like a life without a laptop at all. Stop telling yourself that there's a possibility that technology hates you, tell yourself it LOVES you lol.

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In terms of breaking things... I blame myself for breaking the roller brush on the little dyson, even though it probably wasn't me. It stopped turning around as soon as i decided i wanted to use it.

Then in the last month, i opened the bathroom sink tap in the way that i always do, and strangely enough, when i decided to close it, the water kept on gushing, so dad had to come back from work at 10 in the morning to block the water supply.

A few weeks later, the same thing happened with my sister, but this time with the bathtub tap. Mum and Dad were both at work, and so, the water ran for an entire hour. So much water wastage, i know! I think the taps and entire bathroom need a replacement now. 

I managed to somehow break my USB. Don't ask me how i did that? The cover just fell off, and now its just a really floppy, metal thing. I'm scared i'll have some electric shock, so i haven't used it again. 

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Submitted by s.b.f on 30 January, 2013 - 16:57

Don't know why they got rid of floppy disks

Mastered how to use them really well

 

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Submitted by Seraphim on 1 February, 2013 - 08:48

s.b.f wrote:
Don't know why they got rid of floppy disks

Mastered how to use them really well

 

 

They were obsolete as a form of storage. Im not even sure new PCs come with a floppy drive anymore. Its ALL about the flash drives now. Much more capacity.

Ive had one for like 5yrs.

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Submitted by You on 2 February, 2013 - 00:46

When technology doesnt go your way, give it a good thump kick.

For me that has worked on computers, TV, printer and probably many other things too.

So many things that violence resolves effortlessly.

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