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Chocolate Butter Cream: You know you want it because you're weak!!

Used on cake or as filling.

You will need

6oz of butter
1cup or 6oz of icing sugar
Some good chocolate or coca powder

Method
-Cream the butter and sugar together until light and fluffy (I dont mean until feefi shows up).
-Add the chocolate powder and mix until nice and snooth.

Add on cake etc and enjoy.

The Monster in the Mirror

Saw a monster in the mirror when I woke up today
A monster in my mirror but I did not run away
I did not shed a tear or hide beneath my bed
Though the monster looked at me and this is what he said:

He said "Wubba wubba wubba wubba woo woo woo"
Wubba wubba wubba and a doodly do
He sang "Wubba wubba wubba" so I sang it too
Do not wubba me or I will wubba you
Do not wubba me or I will wubba you

Told the monster in the mirror, "No, I am not scared"
Then I smiled at him and thanked him for the song that we had shared
Well, the monster thanked me too, he smiled right back and then
The monster in the mirror sang his song again

He said "Wubba wubba wubba wubba woo woo woo"
Wubba wubba wubba and a doodly do
He went "Wubba wubba wubba" so I sang along

Words to the Wise

Salaam

A famous Sufi said....

There are four things, which go to point out the foolishness of a person, namely:

Not to see his own bad defects in the world;

To be in search of the defects of others;

To sow the seed of stinginess in his heart;

And in spite of it, to expect generosity.

It is also said that "The greatest calamity that befalls the heedless is that they are ignorant of their own faults"

Wasalaam

Sephys 77 Ways To Order A Pizza

1. Belch directly into the mouthpiece; then tell your dog it should be ashamed.

2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.

3. When they repeat your order, say "Again, with a little more OOMPH this time."

4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

6. Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.

7. When they ask for your phone # give them theirs and see if they notice.

8. Answer their questions with questions.

9. Tell them to put the crust on top this time.

10. Sing the order to the tune of your favorite song from Metallica's "Master of Puppets" CD.

11. Do not name the toppings you want. Rather, spell them out.

Story Time- The Winter of 1994

And the not-so-anticipated sequel of '', the story continues from where we left off last time. Enjoy

"The Summer Of 1994" was mostly about my night life and nightmares. This story gives a little background on me and things that happened to me during the "waking" hours. If you have read "Summer of '94" you know a little about what I dreamed about and things of that nature.

I grew up in a very, very, very religious home. I grew up with an understanding of God and the teachings of the prophets.

I also realized and knew that there was a dark side to life as well.

**Seraphims Challenge!!**

The Challenge is easy. All you have to do is upload 1 pic a day of anything interesting. The Rules Are:

1) No pics of yourself (no one wants to have to look at you!)
2) All pics must be taken by yourself, either by a digi cam or on your phone camera. So no googling for pics!!

Thats all there is to it. Try to keep them interesting. Its surprisingly alot more difficult than you think.

I'll post my first pic later today.

Take up the challenge... if you've got what it takes.
And may the force be with you.

Mwhahahahahah

My Ramadan Calender

Someone gave me a ramadan calender this year... just so i tick the days off as I go. Its very much like an advent calender where you open up a small 'door' (for the lack of a better word) and inside theres a small verse from the Quran or a saying of the prophet (pbuh).

And i thought id share some of them with you.

At the very top theres the quote:

Quote:
"The best of you is he (or she) who is of most benefit to others." - [i]saying of the prophet (pbuh)[/i]

But isnt that encouraging the whole use and abuse concept? Anyway, the following days read as:

Quote:

Day 1: Do you remember how much fo the Quran you read last Ramadan? This year try to read even more!

Inshallah i hope to beat my previous years score.

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